Chapter 142: Sima Yi: I think it's okay, quite romantic
The car in 2035 is very unpleasant to drive. Russell's manual speed is the same as other people's computer speeds. There is no pleasure of changing lanes and overtaking. Bad review!
If he encounters a sports car with better performance, and the entire route is planned by computer, and the route is smooth and direct to the destination, he can only watch the car's taillights go away, and there is nothing he can do. Bad review!
The engine is eerily quiet, there is no roaring sound effect, and it even feels a bit sleepy. Bad review!
The scenery on all sides has not changed during the entire underground tunnel. Apart from the cement walls, there are wall lamps on the ceiling. There is not even any greenery in sight. There is no visual experience of the scenery regressing rapidly like lightning. Bad review!
Finally got out of the tunnel and came to an elevated area, but the computer prompted that there were still 30 seconds left to reach the battle...finishing point, bad review!
To sum up, drag racing in 2035 is simply uncomfortable. When people are used to the full speed of 320 km/h, the average speed of 200 km/h is as slow as a snail.
Technology is changing with each passing day, and many industries have been eliminated by the times. In addition, computers are more cost-effective than human labor, and employment pressure is greater than before!
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The police car parked in the underground parking lot of the apartment building. Russell closed the car door and took the elevator to the 30th floor. This was his residence in Chicago and he rented it before joining the company.
The door is equipped with voice recognition, fingerprint recognition and other functions. No key is required and you can push it open by holding the door handle, which is very convenient.
The higher the floor, the smaller the living area. Russell's house on the 30th floor is only 60 square meters, but it is still very spacious for one person to live in. The room adopts a modern and simple decoration style, and the overall layout is bright, spacious and comfortable.
It is no different from the era he lived in.
Pushing open the window of the living room, a spire-like high-rise building is very conspicuous. It is the tallest building in Chicago and the global headquarters of USR, a leader in the robotics industry.
Russell is very satisfied with this house. It has a clear view from the high floor, good air, low noise, great lighting, good ventilation, and is condescending. You can also see the green belt surrounding the apartment building.
Because the room was just rented, the room was very empty. Apart from the necessary furniture and electrical appliances, it could be said that everything was visible. There were only two sets of clothes in the closet.
Russell briefly familiarized himself with his new home, turned on the computer and entered keywords. He wanted to integrate into the world of 2035 as soon as possible, and he had to know at least some simple common sense.
The computer is controlled by voice, and the two advertising links on the browser's main interface are very eye-catching.
"The X-82 orbital space shuttle will take you to the land of your dreams, providing great value for money..."
Interstellar travel has become popular in 2035. Currently, the development of civilian tourism projects is limited to the solar system, and the price is ridiculously expensive. Only rich people can afford it.
In the second advertisement, USR Company's NS-5 series robots have begun global pre-sales. Because they are more advanced and intelligent, the price is not cheap. However, USR Company has a discount for old customers. You only need to buy the old version of the NS-4 series robots.
You can switch to the latest NS-5 robot.
The NS-5 series of intelligent robots are more anthropomorphic in shape. Different from the old robots with dull facial features, they can express their emotions through facial expressions. Although it is still programmed, it still makes this robot more popular. It is expected that
It will break the robot sales record. One in every five people owns NS-5, making it the series with the widest coverage.
"The appearance is simple and clear, but it doesn't feel like science fiction. It's more likable than the cold old products. No wonder the pre-sales are so popular."
Looking at the three-dimensional picture of the NS-5 robot on the screen, Russell shook his head slightly. He already knew what world he was in.
[Mechanical Enemy] or [I, Robot]!
Russell has seen this movie, and although he didn't review it during his recent recharge, he still had an impression of it because the actor who plays the leading role, Will Smith, is one of his favorite stars.
The first time Russell met Will Smith on the screen was through the movie "Bad Boys", and later the "Independence Day" and "Men in Black" series, all of which he loved very much.
However, Russell's favorite Will Smith movie is not the above-mentioned commercial film, but the biography-themed "The Pursuit of Happiness".
In this movie, Will Smith's acting skills exploded. Although he failed to win the Oscar for Best Actor, Russell felt that his acting skills were enough to win the award.
By the way, Xiao Lizi also ran with me that year.
Knowing which world you are in, the next step will be easy. Russell remembered that the male protagonist played by Will Smith is a police officer in Chicago. The identity assigned by the system is very convenient for getting close to the other party. I believe that the world mission will be triggered soon.
And he could guess the general mission, which was to eliminate the central computer and prevent robots from ruling the earth.
After figuring out the general idea, Russell searched for information about the USR company and left a message on the official website, supporting the release of the new robot, calling it a product that changes the world and is destined to leave its name in history.
The price of the NS-5 series of intelligent robots is very high. Russell checked his bank account and found that he couldn't even afford an arm. Nor could a credit card with a limit of US$1 million. He checked his credit card and was told that it was eliminated.
The old product cannot be used.
Although there is a lottery on the official website, you may win an NS-5 as long as you leave a message, but Russell is not looking forward to it, and the probability of choosing him is too low.
"With my luck, if I really win the lottery, that robot will come to kill me too!"
Russell joked to himself, took a deep breath and started typing keywords on the computer. His expression was particularly solemn, because what he was searching for was very important.
While chatting with Sheriff John, Russell heard from him that Umbrella Company and the game Resident Evil existed in this mission world.
Hearing plot characters talking about plot characters in another world made Russell feel very weird. John said that Umbrella Company was a virtual reality in the game and did not exist in reality, but he did not know that to Russell, he was just a character in the movie.
people.
Menghan?shen,xinlan?duan,chuxue?lu,ba?wang……
Russell entered the name of the character in his own world, the Lord God Space World, into the search bar, expecting to find relevant information. It might be a movie, a TV series, a novel, or a game, but he was disappointed and found nothing.
He also entered his own name and changed the name combination several times, but still got nothing, as if it didn't exist at all.
Russell pondered for a long time, and suddenly thought of a funny thing. He controlled the computer with his voice and changed the browser to a Chinese search interface.
The funny thing he thought of was the Chinese-English translation. In addition to the unscrupulous subtitles and the down-to-earth subtitles, the translations of many imported foreign movie titles often make people dumbfounded and shocked.
Russell watched "Future Soldier" some time ago, directed by James Cameron and starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. These are all good. There are many foreign blockbusters, and you can't guess what they are just by looking at the names.
For example, there was an American movie called "The Arch of Chastity" that made Russell confused when he saw it. After clicking on it, he discovered that it was actually "Moulin Rouge".
Do you think "The Emperor Returns to the Palace" is a Qing palace drama?
No, this movie is actually a fantasy blockbuster, and it also has a translation called [The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King]!
Is ‘Exciting 1995’ a pornographic film?
No, it is the classic movie [The Shawshank Redemption], although from some perspectives, this movie is quite exciting.
For another example, the translation of "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" is "Smith vs. Smith's Wife", which really fits the plot of the movie very well!
【Lolita】——A pear tree crushes a begonia!
[Evil Boss]——The boss is not a human being!
Is this really good? Translator, are you not afraid of being fired by your boss?
The movie that made Russell vomit blood the most was a drama called "Love Song", which tells the story of two mothers who grew up together and then fell in love with each other's sons. It was magically translated into "I love you, Mom" '!!!
Although the plot is indeed I love your mother, can you please be more subtle? This is a love movie, not an island country*****!
Russell couldn't complain. These movie titles are really frustrating, but if you look at domestic movies translated by foreigners, you will find that everyone is the same. Chinese characters are so vast and profound that foreigners are completely lost in them.
For example, the literary film "Farewell My Concubine", which is regarded as a classic, has an English name of "farewell my concubine", and the literal translation is "goodbye, my little wife".
[Liu Sanjie]——Third sister Liu, the third sister Liu is really a stroke of genius.
‘Romance of Three Kingdoms’, this is a Chinese novel translated by foreigners, which means the romance of the three kingdoms. Without reading the content, you would never guess that this is one of the four great classics [Romance of the Three Kingdoms].
I don’t know what foreigners think, but Russell doesn’t find the Three Kingdoms romantic at all, and Zhou Yu, Liu Xie, Pang Tong, Yuan Shao, Ma Di and others certainly don’t find it romantic either.
Sima Yi: I think it’s okay, quite romantic!
Cultural differences lead to complete asymmetry in translation. This is why Russell changed the search interface to Chinese. Of course, another possibility is not ruled out. The world he lives in is just a street novel with little reputation. No one translated it into English at all.
Or, I became a eunuch halfway through writing!
Soon, Russell searched for a novel through keywords. The title of the book is 'Infinite Infinite Infinite Infinite Non-Cycle'. Just by looking at the name, you knew that this book was a done deal. This was indeed the case. It was written in a hurry with hundreds of thousands of words. , there are no urine points in the whole text, only shit points.
Russell read the first few chapters and quickly confirmed that it was the world he was in, because he saw the appearance of Supergirl. However, Shen Menghan is not the protagonist, but just a backdrop that provides equipment, warmth, and care at the beginning.
Shen Menghan got her lunch at around 100,000 words, and it was Lu Chuxue who killed her, which happened in the team battle Russell had experienced a few days ago.
Russell has also met the real protagonist of this book, that (.person.), ahem, the Jian Shaoxin whom he threw yogurt on. The latter experienced the tragic death of his beloved captain, turned black and became a super god, and finally became the main god space The strongest reincarnation person, the finale is to defeat the main god, travel through time and space to the past to save Shen Menghan, stay in both places, and the lovers finally get married.
When he saw this, Russell's face turned green. What hurt him the most was that he had found his unsystematic life path. As soon as Shen Menghan received his lunch, he received an invitation ticket from the Lord God to become a He was a young rookie, and then he was found by Lu Chuxue and brutally tortured.
He became Lu Chuxue's exclusive gun mount. From then on, he endured humiliation and heavy burdens, stabbed his buttocks on beams, painted walls with dung hair, rode up and down, and finally spent thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi. He worked hard to kill Lu Chuxue, and gradually rose to become Jian Shaoxin. The great enemy, the final BOSS of the Lord God Space.
Because the novel was so poor and unfinished, the last few chapters were basically a running account of the outline, and many plots were omitted. Russell only knew that he had become a pervert due to his long-term silence. After becoming a boss, he raped, burned, and killed, and committed all kinds of crimes. He also cultivated new reincarnators and gave out rewards to others. He borrows money at high interest rates, and in the penultimate chapter, he controls the Lord God for his own use.
The ending was very sad. He was betrayed by his younger brother, betrayed by his younger brother, and finally singled out by the global reincarnations led by Jian Shaoxin. He was beaten into a scum and his soul was gone.
"..."
Russell:(︶^︶)convex
Rubbish novels ruined my youth. Also, what’s the deal with the nickname of King Thunder and Lightning?