"Where is the promised blood profit? This wave is really a loss!"
Russell put his hand on his forehead. He regretted it a little. The original plan was to find the trident and buy an artifact, and if he was lucky, he could buy a Poseidon character card.
A fairy holding a sword once said: I guessed the beginning, but not the end!
Russell deeply agreed. His experience was exactly the same as that of the fairy. He got the trident and the character card of Poseidon, but he never expected that he also got Poseidon and Zeus together.
Although the fairy didn't guess the ending, at least a monkey stepping on colorful clouds came to save her. Russell had no choice but to save himself.
If we really want to say what he has in common with the monkey, it is that he also has a stick obtained from the sea. Without the three sharp blades, the trident is just a fire stick!
The trident turned into a fire stick, the golden chariot broken into building blocks, and a 'Skill Card: Fraternity' obtained from Poseidon, these are the fruits of Russell's hard work.
Not only are Calypso's man cards gone, but the three skill cards of Gaia Energy Cannon, Immortal Grip, and Knight Will Not Die with Unarmed have also left him. Although they are all one-time skills and will be gone sooner or later, but
Every time I think about it, I feel extremely heartbroken.
None of this would have happened!
Not only that, the cute Thunder Beast is gone, and without the Clow Card by his side, how will he be able to chat up and get close to magical girls in the future?
The worst thing is that without the Thunder Beast to improve his appearance, Russell is left with the ugly Jason. If he had a choice, he really wanted to replace the Thunder Beast that went away with the wind with Jason.
Form a high-looking master-slave duo.
Jason:(._.)
"If I had known it was going to be like this, I would have just completed the task honestly. What kind of trident are you looking for!" Russell was indignant. They all said that hard work will pay off, but it was rare for him to be a little motivated, but in the end he lost his wife.
Break troops.
Thinking of this, Russell became more and more irritable. He raised his hand and threw out a bolt of lightning, making a hole in the ground.
[Lightning Rod (When the enemy uses a lightning attribute move, whether it is a single target or a group attack, the attack target will automatically change to you who holds this skill)]
[Electricity storage (it has the characteristic of accumulating electricity, but because it is not an elemental creature, it has limited energy storage. If you don’t release the electricity from time to time, you will feel uncomfortable)]
Because of the thunder beast, Russell inexplicably added the setting of Pikachu. There is no need to wonder whether one is a cat and the other is an electric mouse. Even eight poles can't hit them together. The two creatures can be connected together. After Russell's physique mutated, the system is
So evaluated.
After the Thunder Beast self-destructed, Russell gained two more permanent skills, both of which were passive.
In fact, if you think about it carefully, you can only give part of the credit to the thunder beast. Russell's own affinity for the thunder element is more important, and Zeus may have the largest proportion.
Seeing the electric arc jumping in Russell's hair, Poseidon felt extremely stressed. He wiped the non-existent sweat from his forehead, changed the subject and said, "Russell, what do you want the mermaids for? They have almost nothing except good singing."
After thinking about it, Poseidon added: "If it is because of their beauty that you are tempted to collect a few, I can only say don't be deceived. These women are carnivorous creatures, and their favorite food is humans.
"
"I'm looking for the fountain of youth, and I need the tears of the mermaid." Russell spat out a mouthful of spit with electric sparks, which evaporated after falling to the ground, leaving behind a small ball of charred black.
He must learn to adapt to his new power as soon as possible, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous, no kidding, really serious!
"Fountain of Youth!?"
Poseidon suddenly widened his eyes, looked Russell up and down, and said doubtfully: "You are already a god, what else do you need from the Fountain of Youth? That thing can only increase your life span by a few decades, and is of no use to you."
"Don't worry, I have my own plans."
Poseidon had a strange look on his face. After a long silence, he said, "Russell, to tell you the truth, the Fountain of Youth is actually a curse. I did it for fun when I had nothing to do."
"What?"
Poseidon spread his hands: "You will also encounter this kind of thing in the future. In the long life, the gods have to find ways to find some fun for themselves."
"What fun can the Fountain of Youth give you?" Russell couldn't understand.
"The Fountain of Youth cannot increase a person's lifespan out of thin air. It can only transfer one person's lifespan to another person. This is where my fun lies."
"Think about it, a group of people who share the same joys and sorrows, go through adversity and crisis together, go through many hardships and find the Fountain of Youth, only to find that they must sacrifice the lives of their companions to stay young forever. What will they do?" mentioned the Fountain of Youth.
, Poseidon talked eloquently and told all the truth: "Should we draw our swords and fight against each other, or would we be willing to sacrifice our lives for friendship, or should we give up the opportunity of immortality and withstand the test of human nature and leave together?"
Russell: "..."
Seriously, you don’t have a single good person in the Olympus system, it’s rotten to the core!
Poseidon seemed to have thought of some wonderful picture, and said intoxicatedly: "Every time people arrive at the Fountain of Youth, they bring me unexpected happiness. Their struggles and choices, betrayal and despair, and their unwillingness to make peace before death."
The howl of hatred is simply the most beautiful music in the world."
Russell: "..."
To be honest, you have become a pervert!
"Russell, do you think I'm abnormal?" Poseidon looked at Russell and smiled meaningfully: "Don't jump to conclusions so early. When you experience the vicissitudes of life and the changes of all things, you will be like us."
Russell: "..."
"If you don't try to keep your feelings active at all times, and if you don't work hard to make yourself feel that your soul is still alive, your long life will become a kind of torture. At that time... the omnipotent God will be just a wretch, or become an insensitive stone.
Or he may become a lunatic without any scruples, and more likely, he may commit suicide directly and end his painful eternal sentence.”
Poseidon sighed endlessly, and a trace of vicissitudes of life appeared on his young and handsome face, which made Russell couldn't help but suspect that the war between gods started because these gods had had enough and chose to use the most cruel method to have fun for themselves.
In other words, only seeking death can make them feel that they are still alive!
There was silence in the main hall. No one spoke for a long time. The air was solemn and a bit depressing. The heavy topics covered up Poseidon's temperament. At this time, he was more like a god.
It's very possible that this is the real Poseidon, and the previous joke was caused by his incorrect use of Star-Lord's exclusive BGM!
"Ahem, Poseidon, you said you made the Fountain of Youth." Russell coughed lightly, breaking the heavy calm.
"That's right!"
"Can we make another one now?" Russell asked with raised eyebrows.
The Poseidon who made the Fountain of Youth is right in front of us. There is no need to sacrifice the near and far away. Just make another one and complete the task. Russell praised his wit. If being smart was also a sin, he would have been heinous!
Poseidon shook his head directly: "Sorry, I don't have the ability to create the fountain of youth now."
"Oh, why?"
Poseidon shrugged his shoulders regretfully: "At the end of the War of Gods, the most important material for making the Fountain of Youth was gone."
"What material?" Russell frowned. It was linked to the war between gods. It must be an extremely precious material. It may have appeared in Greek mythology. It is a secret treasure of the sea that Poseidon has collected for many years.
"My piss!"
Russell: (一`′一)
I didn't hear clearly what you just said!
"Hahaha, I'm embarrassed to say it." Poseidon scratched his head and said shyly: "Back then, I had a decisive battle with Medusa on a nearby island, and I took a break in the grass during the intermission."
"You know, I am the King of the Sea after all. Even a drop of urine contains boundless divine power." Poseidon said excitedly, describing the scene at that time: "The steaming yellow soup was sprinkled, and the spiritual energy of heaven and earth gathered.
Come, it condenses into golden water droplets and falls, the light rises from the ground to the sky, and a clear spring water breaks out of the ground. God senses that the divine object is born, and golden lotuses suddenly emerge from the ground, auspiciousness descends from the sky, and mist of five colors fills the air."
The above is not Poseidon's original words, but Russell's brainstorming. The general meaning is, "This great immortal is so stupid. Just a drop of urine can cause strange phenomena in the world."
"I was thinking that this spring water should not be wasted, so I exerted my divine power to create the Fountain of Youth, and then spread the rumors of eternal youth so that treasure-hunting humans would provide me with entertainment."
Russell's face was dark: "That's it? This is the Fountain of Youth!?"
"that's all!"
"..." Russell was extremely speechless. What kind of stupid task was arranged by the system and actually asked him to go find a place to pee!
Feeling a little depressed, Russell didn't want to see Poseidon's flat face anymore, so he got up and walked out of the hall. He just wanted to complete the world mission and go home to have a good sleep.
"Oh, by the way, I suddenly remembered something and I need your help." Russell walked to the door of the palace, stopped and turned to look at Poseidon: "On the Flying Dutchman, there is a ghost named Bill Turner.
, help send a message to Calypso and ask the new captain to let this man go!"
Poseidon's face suddenly stiffened and he said dryly: "Ka... Calypso, do you know everything?"
"Of course, I'm not a fool. She gave me the star map of the Trident with the purpose of using me as a container to give to you, but Zeus later was no longer part of your plan." Russell said, waving his hand, and that's it.
Left the main hall.
Poseidon pinched his face in shame, and his stiff facial features softened. Looking at Russell's leaving figure, he laughed after a long silence: "Hahaha, suddenly a powerful junior appeared, and he has the same divine power as me.
, I’m going to have a headache now.”
However, this is interesting. In a long life, there are always some challenges to prevent it from turning into rotten wood!
…
"In a long life, there are always some challenges to prevent it from turning into rotten wood." At the same time, in the darkness at the end of the world, a figure shrouded in a black robe said softly.
"Lord Hades, the newly born god... I really didn't recognize it at first. I mistakenly thought he was a human wizard and ruined your plan. Please forgive me."
The beautiful figure lying on the ground shivered and read out the name of the man in black robe, the last of the three giants——Hades!
"It doesn't matter, the current situation is more beneficial to me. Without Zeus's lightning spear and Aegis, I can seal him at any time." Hades laughed deeply, and the cold laughter was mixed with an unconcealable emotion.
of excitement.
"Master Hades, then I will..."
"I'm going to have a chat with Zeus. As for you...Calypso, return to Poseidon and continue to monitor him."