Chapter 41 People are beautiful, and you have half a dime to do with you
Fengning City Police Department!
In the interrogation room, the gangster was sitting on a chair with a confused look on his face. His hands and feet were handcuffed. Until now, he still hasn't figured out why he was so unlucky.
After reading the report, Captain Li, who was in charge of the interrogation, slapped his hand on the table and said fiercely: "You are so courageous! You even dare to rob the family members of the riot brigade. I don't want to live! And you actually dare to attack the police!"
!!”
Who the hell attacked the police!?
The gangster was crying and almost peeing when he found out the identity of the female white-collar worker. He had been unlucky recently, but there had to be a limit to unlucky. In his situation, it was at least as good as having his ancestral grave dug up.
The door was pushed open, and police officer Xiao Ma walked in: "Captain Li, this guy has a criminal record, is not a local, and is suspected to be related to a certain theft gang. The city next door has contacted us and wants to take him away..."
Captain Li raised his eyebrows: "They took us away when they said they would, so who are we? If they have the ability, why don't they catch us?"
Xiao Ma smiled coquettishly. He couldn't answer the words no matter what, so he pretended not to have heard them.
Captain Li snorted: "Let them wait, I will interrogate this kid first. If you don't pry something useful out of his mouth, don't even think about taking him away!"
"Well, how do I reply over there..."
"Just say that we actively cooperate and then let them go through the procedures!"
"oh!"
"By the way, remember to ask them to give out Ronaldinho's share of the bonus. Ronaldinho is a good comrade, so we can't let him suffer. Alas, if his parents' accident hadn't hit him too hard...forget it, let's not talk about this anymore.
Hurry up and get things done!"
After the door closed, Captain Li looked at the gangster with an unhappy look on his face: "Our Fengning City has developed rapidly in the past few years, but there are always external scourges like you adding to the trouble. When I see you rats, I feel so sick and panicked!"
Go on, tell me everything you know!"
The little gangster keeps his head down and doesn't speak. He will be strict with his confession and sit in jail. He understands this principle.
"Hey, I have such a bad temper. It seems that if I don't give you some eye drops, you still don't know the power of my 'Yam Luo Hands'!"
Captain Li rolled up his sleeves and was about to take action. Xiao Liu, who was in charge of recording the files, quickly stopped him: "Captain, please calm down. We need to enforce the law in a civilized manner now."
Captain Li glared at me: "What nonsense are you talking about? How did you see that I am uncivilized?"
Xiao Liu was speechless and pointed to the corner of the wall, indicating that there was a camera there.
Team Li waved his hand: "Go and turn off the camera. Then tell me it's faulty and it will take two days to repair."
Xiao Liu was completely convinced: "This is against the rules..."
"Rules are dead, but people are alive. How can a living person be choked to death by urinating?"
Xiao Liu didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He just thought that Captain Li was talking nonsense and advised: "Captain Li, you can't be serious. If you expose it, you will get a demerit."
"What's wrong with demerits? Do I remember too few?" Captain Li was very unconvinced and pointed at the deceitful gangster: "These are the black sheep who disrupt social order all day long. I beat him to solve the case faster and delay more.
In a short while, there will be a few more victims, don’t you understand this?”
"I understand! But it's useless to understand!"
Xiao Liu pointed at the computer again. There were too many keyboard warriors on the Internet. They would rather believe criminals than the police. They looked like saints. If the criminals were aggrieved, it would be like killing them. They were beaten by countless people all day long.
Staring at them made it difficult for them to work.
The police are also human beings, and they are also bloody. When they encounter criminals who have no conscience, they will inevitably become passionate. As a result, they will be criticized even if they are reported, which is really rare!
"Ignore those lunatics who speak for criminals all day long. If the criminals are pitiful, then the victims will not be pitiful. When the victim had no money and was hospitalized, why didn't you see those legal pioneers come forward to donate money?" Captain Li said disdainfully.
: "In the end, we don't have to donate money. Why didn't they talk about it?"
Xiao Liu shrugged. He really couldn't speak to Team Li, so he had to ask: "Then what should I write in my file? I can't write it truthfully!"
Team Li thought for a while and said with a serious face: "The prisoner was extremely uncooperative. He broke free from the shackles, kicked the camera and broke it. We used electric batons, explosion-proof shields, pepper spray and other tools to take him down.
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Xiao Liu looked shocked, are you serious?
"Look at what I'm doing. Call the landline and ask someone to bring over all the guys I just mentioned!"
"Captain, are you serious?"
Team Li said matter-of-factly: "Nonsense, this is going to be filed, can I talk nonsense?"
"Oh, I'll call right now..."
The gangster looked at Captain Li who was rolling up his sleeves and Xiao Liu who was on the phone with a look of fear. He was not sure whether these two people were serious about coming. If they were serious, they would lose their skin even if they were not beaten to death!
"Captain, the guy you want will be sent over immediately. This file... how should I organize it specifically?"
Captain Li said impatiently: "Look at the editor, don't think I don't know. You are a part-time street writer. Just write it for me based on Bruce Lee's movies. I am Bruce Lee, and he is the one who plays basketball. The fights should be as fierce as possible.
These focus on highlighting the arrogance and domineering criminals and the martial arts skills of our captain."
"Uh, Captain, I haven't seen any Bruce Lee movies."
"You young people, what should I say about you? You haven't even seen the pride of the Chinese...then what have you seen?"
"Dragon Ball and One Piece!"
"This is all a mess, forget it, just make up your mind and just write like these two."
"Captain, um... have you seen these two anime?"
"I haven't seen it. What's wrong? The fighting isn't intense enough?"
"No, the fight was fierce. The protagonist would stand up every time he fell, and finally defeated the enemy tenaciously."
"As long as the fight is intense, just write it according to the protagonist and enter it in the file."
"Okay!"
Xiao Liu pinched his fingers, and after a crackling sound of his joints, he started typing rapidly on the keyboard. At this moment, his thoughts surged, and at this moment, he was no longer rushing to the street.
…
The criminal shouted loudly and pushed out with both hands, intending to use a planet-destroying bomb to blow up Captain Li and the earth into cosmic dust.
Captain Li was horrified. The criminal's anger was so terrifying. He knew that he could not take this move. Although he could teleport and escape to Mariejoia to survive, behind him was the earth on which human beings depend for survival. Especially
This is the Red Earth Continent, where countless harmonious and beautiful families live...
Can't run away! Can't hide!
I shoulder the heavy responsibility of protecting the people! Even if I die, I must block this attack!
Captain Li's eyes changed. Regardless of the fatal risk of wearing down his body, he forcibly turned on the tenth gear - Super Rubber Man 4, and used the last turtle style Qigong!
boom!!!
Criminals were pushed into the sun by Turtle Qigong and turned into history!
…
As Xiao Liu was writing, he thought again. If I were a reader, I would definitely buy five monthly passes without saying a word when I saw this novel.
Not on the shelves?
It doesn't matter, just collect + ten recommended tickets every day, wait for them to be put on the shelves and order them all.
While Xiao Liu was typing words, he also spoke out. The little gangster peed on the spot. Looking at Team Li who came over fiercely, he hurriedly shouted:
"Captain, I can recruit anything."
"Call me captain now? That's it! Do you know how to pronounce the four characters on the wall?"
"Leniency for confession!"
Captain Li snorted coldly: "That's right, it's to eliminate harm for the people!"
The door of the interrogation room was pushed open again: "Captain Li, the electric batons and explosion-proof shields you asked for are here..."
"Bring it to me. Today I will open your eyes and see how powerful the top three in the province's fighting competition are, who are nicknamed 'Li Sanjiao'."
The police officer who opened the door kindly reminded: "Captain Li, Li Sanjia doesn't use electric batons, he uses nunchucks!"
"You know what you can do? Can't I tie two electric batons together?"
The police officer shrank his neck and was kicked out by Captain Li.
When the gangster saw Captain Li actually using his waistband to tie the electric baton, he was so frightened that he cried: "Captain, don't use the baton, I really did it! Our gang is on the run..."
"Bah, bah, bah...a rumble...a squeak..."
Before Team Li could even scream something like "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", the little gangster revealed everything, even saying that the pattern on his underwear was SpongeBob SquarePants.
Seeing this scene, Captain Li and Xiao Liu looked at each other and smiled knowingly. With their brains, you still want to fight to the death and refuse to obey. I also have the laws to rule you in civilized law enforcement!
…
The interrogation is over, Xiao Liu uploaded the file, personal honor and collective honor can no longer escape, happy!
Team Li was stopped at the door of the interrogation room by a distracted police officer who was swaying as he walked.
The police officer had a longing look on his face, as if he was still dreaming: "Captain Li, Inspector Shen transferred from the provincial department is here. The chief wants you to come over!"
Captain Li secretly thought it was troublesome, so he annoyed the people who came down from above. Looking at the police officers who were still in a state of infatuation, he kicked them.
"What are you doing? Lost your soul?"
The police officer got up and was not angry. He blushed and said, "That Inspector Shen... is so beautiful!"
Captain Li rolled his eyes: "Yes, she is beautiful, as beautiful as a fairy. If she gets married, her ancestors' graves will be smoking, but...does she have anything to do with you? Has the disc been burned today?"
Police officer: "..."
MMP, if you hadn't practiced, I would have beaten you long ago!
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【Street Diary】
"Editor, are you discriminating against me? Why do I never recommend it?"
"You're such a bastard, the fact that I can talk nonsense with you calmly proves that I'm not discriminating against you!"