Chapter 432: Tell a joke, the God of Thunder is afraid of electricity (red scarf for the leader)
Wow!
Groups of soldiers rushed over with swords and spears. Russell's first reaction was that Malekith had stabbed Lou Zi, and because of the same attire, he was implicated.
Or maybe it was just a frame-up. Malekith did a lot of work in the land of nothingness, and then disguised himself as a passerby and dumped the blame on him.
Thirty-six strategies are the best ones!
Russell is very self-aware. His face is being put on a bounty by the Dark Order. There are too many people who are worried about the bounty, and the land of nothingness is full of people. Taking off the mask to explain will only make it more troublesome.
If Thanos wants to personally avenge General Deathblade, a few cards will have to be smashed down. This business cannot be done, it will be a huge loss!
"This guy Malekith actually dares to frame me. Please pray that he doesn't fall into my hands." Russell glanced at the positioning coordinates. The red dot had not moved. He guessed that he was probably being plotted. He immediately waved his hand and brought it with him.
The doglegs retreated towards the star port.
The Land of Nothingness is a good place. Russell plans to come here often to recruit high-end talents. If he offends local collectors, it will not be so easy to get in again in the future.
He won’t take the blame!
At the same time, collector Tiwan's lair was concentrating on his collection. When he heard the report from his subordinates, he had no reaction at all.
"Master, the Asgardians chased the dark elves and destroyed many neighborhoods, especially the great prince Thor. They demolished several buildings and caused a considerable burden on our normal operations. If we continue to let it go, the reputation of the land of nothingness will be ruined."
They will also be implicated, won't you step forward to stop them?"
"I can't afford to offend Asgard, just let them be. Do a good job in cleaning up the aftermath and making statistics, and settle the accounts of the poor Dark Elves on the Asgardians. After the statistics are completed, triple the bill, and then
Send it to Odin."
"I see!"
Tivan admired the collection with a smile on his face, as if compared with these treasures, nothing else was worth mentioning, even the place of nothingness.
…
Starport!
Bucky and Yelena were arranged by Russell to launch the spacecraft. The Kree scientists were also taken away first, while Russell himself stood at the door and moved his hands and feet.
Natasha and Jason are on the left and right. In addition, there is a team of 6 Winter Soldiers. They are not many in number, but they are all elites, and their combat effectiveness cannot be underestimated.
The spaceship was bombarded just after it took off. Russell had seen too many similar tragic scenes, and he didn't want to become one of the classic cases, so he decided to stay and clean up the pursuers.
Furthermore, he was chased all the way, and the younger brothers were all watching. If he didn't regain his position, how could he lead the team in the future?
Along the way, Russell also discovered that the people chasing the dark elves were not the guards of the void, but Malekith had offended someone and was being hunted by the other party.
As long as they are not the guards of the Void Land, everything is easy. Just run away after the fight and let the dark elves take the blame.
"That guy has no talent for being a villain, and he doesn't even know how to pick on the weak..."
Speaking of Cao Cao, when Cao Cao arrived, Russell just muttered a few words when Malekith appeared.
He was carried behind his back by his adjutant Algorim, who was seriously injured and fell into a coma. His big white face was as dark as the bottom of a pot. About twenty dark elves followed, almost all of them injured. They had obviously been severely beaten.
Dayton.
Seeing Russell, Algolim's eyes lit up and he ran over in big strides: "Sir, are you here...are you specially waiting for us?"
You think too much, I will wait for no one and I won’t wait for the elves! If you hadn’t been able to get some extra money in Asgard, the ghosts would have stayed and waited for you!
Russell sneered in his heart, but remained calm on the surface: "Yes, after all, you still have an IOU in my hand. If someone kills you, where will I collect the money?"
Algorim was very moved when he heard this. The dark elves were driven to death by Asgard, and no one was willing to help them. Russell suddenly extended a helping hand.
IOUs and so on are just excuses. The enemy is the extremely powerful Asgard. How can you not hesitate to offend such a powerful enemy just for a small amount of money?
The icing on the cake is never as good as the help in the nick of time. Argolim was so moved that he almost shed tears: "Your Excellency, I make the decision for the leader. From now on, the dark elves will obey you without any second thoughts."
Russell glanced at Algolim strangely, why did this guy suddenly become so angry: "Are you done? Get out of here as soon as you're done. The spaceship is in the star port. Be honest when you get on board."
Algorim was speechless and choked with sobs. He called for more than 20 dark elves to run into the star port. Seeing him turn around three times a step, Russell thought to himself, "I'm stupid. I was sold by someone and I helped count the money. With his IQ, no wonder he couldn't beat Asgar back then."
Virtue!
Crash---
Armor rubbed against each other, gold and iron clashed with each other and trembled. Two rows of soldiers stepped forward and rushed over in unison. For a moment, a murderous atmosphere filled the air, covering the empty gate of the star port like a dark cloud.
Russell's eyes narrowed, guessing which iron plate Malekith had kicked. Looking at his neat military appearance, he seemed to be a well-established cosmic force.
boom!
The sound of breaking through the air came, and it landed in front of Russell with a bang. It was very fast. He vaguely caught a glimpse of something like a red color, and then... trailed by a lump of green.
Red and green are the most embarrassing CP in the color world. Except for Santa Claus and his tree, it is difficult for others to control it.
Seeing the mixture of these two colors, Russell's evaluation of this force suddenly dropped. He was thinking about quickly ending his trip to the Land of Nothingness and getting in touch with Asgard. He had a group of dark elves eager to take action.
【bite】
[The host contacts the plot character Thor Odinson and triggers the lottery. Do you want to draw now? 】
[The host contacts the plot character Loki Odinson, triggers the lottery link, and gets two lottery opportunities. Do you want to draw now? 】
Russell: "..."
The dust dispersed, and a man in red cloak stood firmly. He was a strong man with long golden hair shawl, and his brows were calm and powerful, as domineering as a lion.
Even the hammer in his hand left Russell speechless. Now that he handed over Malekith, he wouldn't be able to get the reward, because he himself didn't know how to explain it.
The color red is Thor, the God of Thunder. Just like him, he is bold and unrestrained, passionate, and has a clear personality of love and hate. However, his mood swings are too big, he lacks self-control, and he can't speak beyond his brain, and he can't speak clearly.
The green cloak swayed up from the ground. Needless to say, the person who could form an embarrassing CP with Thor must be Loki.
His character Midori is roughly the same as his own, smart, cunning, moody, arrogant on the outside, sensitive and very changeable on the inside, and a bit inferior and world-weary.
"Dark Elf, where is your leader? Can I let you go if you tell me?"
Thor raised his hammer and pointed it at Russell from a distance, treating a few people as a cover for the retreating abandoned ones. Thor's character is very simple. He can win his respect for those who sacrifice themselves to buy time for their companions to escape, even if they are enemies.
"Don't talk nonsense, kill them quickly, Malekith has already run away!"
The person who said this was Loki. He has long black elastic hair and looks like an aristocratic from the Renaissance era. There is no need to elaborate on his appearance. He has a charming smile, slightly raised eyebrows, and a demeanor.
Elegance can easily arouse the favor of others.
Russell took one look and shook his head slightly. The photos in the camera were no longer useful. The Loki of this world looked different from the James of Skull Island, and Ms. Marvel was probably the same.
"The system opened all three draws."
As soon as he finished speaking, the system immediately responded and three new cards were obtained.
[Person Card: Thor Odinson (I am Thor, God of Thunder, for the glory of the Northern God)]
[Character Card: Loki Odinson (formerly known as Loki Laufeson, adopted)]
[Skill Card: Transformation Magic (Transform into anyone you see)]
"You guys, just stand still and don't move. You have done what you have to do, and you have fought for the time you have to fight for. I don't want to kill you." Thor obviously misunderstood something, and despite Loki's objections,
With a wave of his hand, he signaled Asgard's soldiers to rush into the star port.
Clang!
On Russell's side, the younger brothers were dressed in dark elf suits, standing in a row behind him, taking out their weapons and waiting for his order.
Thor waved his hand to stop the soldier, and looked directly at Russell with thick eyebrows and big eyes: "You only have one chance, you should learn to be grateful!"
Russell glanced at Mjolnir. It was impossible to use the dark elves to form a good relationship with Asgard. The coincidence could not be explained, so he would try another way to get to know Odin.
"You must be Thor, the great prince of Asgard?"
"That's right!"
"Then you are the second prince Loki?"
"..."
Russell pondered for three seconds and said quietly: "Let me tell you a joke...Thunder God is afraid of electricity!"
Boom!!
Like a glass of cold water poured into boiling oil, Thor became furious and raised Mjolnir with one hand, causing dazzling thunder to fill the sky.
He kindly let Russell go, but the other party not only didn't appreciate it, but even humiliated him. The more he thought about it, the angrier he became. He swung Mjolnir violently, controlled the thunder and lightning to release it in one breath, and struck Russell with a bang.
Crackling!
Russell's body trembled slightly, and under the astonished gazes of Thor and Loki, he raised his arms and clenched his fists, and arc sparks exploded.
The Asgardian soldiers' eyes widened as the eldest prince's tried and tested thunder and lightning was blocked, no, absorbed.
"No wonder you dare to speak rudely. It turns out you have the ability to control thunder and lightning."
Thor's expression only changed slightly, but he soon returned to normal. There are very few people in the nine kingdoms who use thunder and lightning as weapons, but there are many in the universe. He is very experienced in dealing with such enemies.
"Try, can you still catch this blow?"
Thor roared, raised Mjolnir and pointed it at the sky. Suddenly, a roaring sound resounded, and black thunderclouds rolled violently, cracking a hole.
Boom!!
Thunderous swords pierced through and down, covering Russell and the others, all of them were enveloped in it.
Then……
The moment the lightning struck, they all turned around and poured into Russell's body.
"That's right, I can't tell you are quite powerful..." Thor's expression changed and he glanced sideways at Loki.
"Look what I'm doing. In addition to releasing lightning, the hammer in your hand can also be thrown to hit people." Loki said lightly.
"Loki, that's not what you said last time."
Seeing Loki deflated, Thor felt proud. Russell caught the lightning twice, which only surprised him. Again, there are many people in the universe who use thunder as a weapon. Every time, he was surprised for a long time that he could survive.
So exhausted.
"Dark Elf, try this trick again!"
Thor shouted loudly, waved Mjolnir, and with the sound of roaring through the air, he threw out his hand and hit Russell directly.
Snap!
The invincible Thor's hammer was frozen in mid-air, held down by a hand!
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Added 3,000 more words for the alliance leader ‘丨Red Scarf丨丶’. Normal Buddhist updates will continue later!