Chapter 439 I'll help Carter find a new boyfriend when I go back
Captain Marvel Sturges frowned and thought deeply. The protagonist in Russell's story gave him a strong sense of belonging, and he could even say that it was him.
A few simple words made him feel like he had experienced it personally. If Russell wasn't very good at telling stories, it would only mean that he had really lost his memory.
However, I always feel like something is wrong!
"Steve, do you think something in the story is wrong?" Russell asked.
"Well, it's a bit, but I can't tell what's wrong. The characters you mentioned, including Schmidt the Red Skull, all sound familiar, but...how should I put it, they feel weird when they are put together.
It’s very uncomfortable to wear.”
“It’s okay to feel uncomfortable!”
Russell slapped Bucky on the thigh: "You have lost your memory, but your body remembers everything firmly, so you feel very twisted."
"Really?"
"You don't have to doubt, even if I'm lying to you, can your comrades still lie to you? Can you still lie to yourself?" Russell said, pointing to Bucky and the Star-Spangled Shield respectively.
Sturges gently touched the shield: "This familiar feeling will never be faked. It is my most trusted weapon. And Bucky, even if I lose my memory, I have not forgotten him."
When Bucky heard this, his body trembled, he cast an affectionate look and looked at each other with his good friend.
"Then what are you still struggling with? Come home with me quickly. Since you disappeared, Carter has been ill. He finally recovered and is depressed every day."
Speaking of this, Russell sighed deeply: "To tell you the truth, I can't bear to see Carter fall into despair due to love injuries, and I am currently preparing to help her introduce a partner."
Sturges was furious: "How could you do this? She has a fiancé!"
Russell spread his hands and said: "I am doing it for her own good. There is no news about you during the time you disappeared. It is not certain whether you are alive or dead. Do you want her to die alone and wait for you all her life?"
"This..." Stegers opened his mouth bitterly, unable to refute.
"A woman's youth only lasts a few years. There is no reason why other women live in happiness, but she can't even find a shoulder to lean on in the dead of night. Are you right, Bucky?"
"Ah, um...yes!"
Seeing that Sturges had been shaken, Russell felt secretly happy and added another word: "After seeing you, I am even more convinced. I will help Carter find a handsome, tall and powerful boyfriend when I get back."
"What?"
"Humph! I just asked you, and you said you didn't want to go back. Carter is really blind." Russell sneered: "Don't use amnesia as an excuse, you scumbag is not worthy of letting Carter continue to wait for you."
"I'm not, I didn't..."
"Stop talking, just wait and see! Carter will have a happy family, a husband who loves her, maybe a few ex-husbands, and a dozen lively, cute, and colorful children. I will take family photos when the time comes.
for you."
Sturges had a dark look on his face: "Stop talking, I'll go back with you."
"That's right, call me big brother first and come listen!"
"Uh, I can't scream."
"It's okay, I won't force you." Russell waved his hand with a big belly, and then said: "But you regained the shield today. As the captain of Hydra, we Hydra are upright, brave, kind, and not afraid of power.
As a symbol and spiritual leader, the slogan must be shouted, and this cannot be omitted.”
Bucky:Σ(°△°|||)︴
Sturges was dumbfounded: "Well... what is our Hydra's slogan?"
"Bucky, tell Steve what he used to say every day."
"..."
"Bucky, are you deaf?"
Bucky lowered his head in shame and whispered: "Nine...Long live Hydra."
"louder please!"
"Long live Hydra!!"
Russell nodded with satisfaction and said with a smile: "Captain, this is the sentence, are you familiar with it?"
"very familiar!"
"You're familiar with it. Before you lost your memory, you shouted thirty or fifty times every day, and you were constipated when you went to the toilet." Russell put Bucky on the ground with a smile, and patted Sturges on the shoulder: "Hurry up.
Click, the slogan must be shouted, and after shouting, I will take you home to see your wife."
Sturges: "..."
"What's wrong? Shout!"
"I can't scream." Sturges's face turned red. He tried hard, but he just couldn't speak.
"Oh, if you don't want to go back, then you don't want to go back. You have to find such a lame excuse."
Russell sneered and shook his head in disappointment: "I will tell Carter when I get back that you are dead, tell her to stop wasting her youth, and designate a political marriage for her. It's the fat man, weighing 500 pounds,
Which prince is better, the prince who gets oily when he urinates, or the son of a chief who is 2.5 meters tall and has so much flesh that it can wrap around his thigh twice?"
Sturges's eyes turned red when he heard this, and the veins in his neck popped out from the pain. He shouted, "Long live Hydra!!"
After shouting these words, Sturges looked slumped, as if his heart had broken and all his strength had been consumed.
"Very good, Carter really saw the right person..." Russell slapped Sturgess on the shoulder hard, his eyes became a line with a smile, and all his pores opened in comfort.
Rumble!!!
Lightning flashed, and the female thunder god Natasha landed on the ground. She looked at Russell and Steve, who were holding each other's arms in the field, with a blank look in her eyes.
What happened to make Captain America and the leader of Hydra as close as brothers?
Russell waved: "Natasha, come here quickly. Your idol, Captain Steve of Hydra, has regained his shield and returned to duty."
"..."
Natasha was speechless. She had heard Russell talk about this before, but she didn't expect him to actually do it. As an agent with excellent acting skills, she dealt with it calmly and said politely: "Hello, Captain, I have always been a fan of yours."
sister."
"Hello, I...I'm sorry, because I lost my memory and didn't recognize you, so..." Sturges was very embarrassed and kicked his former colleague away, and the other person was also a fan of his.
"It's okay, I don't mind."
"Okay, no more gossiping, clear the battlefield, take our people and return immediately."
Russell gave the order and asked Bucky to wake up the unconscious Winter Soldiers and call the dark elves to leave together. He took Natasha to pick up the loot. The two princes of Asgard had high status and could not keep them waiting.
…
On the edge of the cliff, Bucky reluctantly woke up the members of the Winter Soldier team, as well as Yelena. The group was knocked down with one move. Fortunately, the injuries were not serious and did not affect their movements.
Sturges came to the other side and woke up the Star Troopers members. He looked at the four confused teammates. His memory had not yet recovered and he didn't know how to speak.
"Captain, why are you leaving?" Will was confused.
"It's not about leaving, it's about going home. Some people have been waiting for me for too long..."
"go home?"
While the two were talking, a member of the Star Team froze and his eyes lit up with green light.