"This time I went back to the Los Angeles headquarters to report on my work. Because I have repeatedly destroyed powerful demons and achieved outstanding performance, the superiors decided to give me a promotion and a salary increase, and the working environment was changed to the big city of Los Angeles."
The head of the family, Jacob, who was driving, couldn't bear to listen. He had never heard of the Los Angeles headquarters or annihilation of devils.
Holding the steering wheel in his hand, he interrupted Russell's eloquence and asked: "Father Russell, can you tell me the differences between Orthodox Christianity, Catholicism, and Protestantism?"
Russell: "..."
The fake priest was vulnerable to the real priest and was instantly knocked back to his original form. Russell only knew Christianity and could not tell the difference between the three. Silence was golden.
"Also, I have never heard anyone mention the combat department you mentioned. Not even once in 20 years."
"Russell, don't worry about dad and continue telling your story about killing demons!"
Scott didn't care whether Russell was a liar or not, he only knew that the stories Russell told were very interesting and were just a good way to pass the time.
The same goes for her sister Kate. Her father Jacob's boring priest career is not interesting at all. Russell's story is still fun and interesting.
"The affairs of our secret department are kept strictly confidential. It is understandable that some priests do not know about it."
Russell said something forcefully and began to tell his personal experience: "I once fought with the devil's minions in Magic Pot Town, and rescued a high school girl who was possessed by the devil. At that time, there was also a powerful witch who wanted to sacrifice her life.
Sacrifice the whole town..."
"The hockey mask murderer in Crystal Lake, the Texas Chainsaw Man, Freddy the Devil in the Dream, and the white mask murderer in Halloween were all sent back to hell by me..."
"Wait a minute, isn't this a character from a movie?"
"It is true!"
"Okay, you continue..."
"Another time, I took over the corpse of a witch left over from the Middle Ages. She had been sealed by the Pope himself, and I killed her..."
"Medieval Pope!?"
"yes!"
"Why didn't the Pope just kill the witch instead of sealing her?" Scott discovered the blind life.
Russell shook his head slightly: "My child, you are still young. There are some things you don't understand, and I can't explain them."
"Tell me about it!"
"Okay, I will make an exception and tell you some of the rules in this business, but you must not spread it..." Russell said with an ugly adult face: "Under normal circumstances, we do not advocate killing, after all, everyone who eats this bowl of rice
It’s not easy. Resources are scarce and must be recycled. If we kill them all at once, what will people do next?”
Kate and Scott don't really understand it, but it sounds awesome.
"Let's put it this way, take your father, Mr. Jacob, as an example. He consecrates people...ahem, he advises a believer to do good and helps the other person listen to the voice of the Lord. It will definitely not be done in one go."
"Why?" Scott asked, and Kate also cast a curious look.
"I can only buy you a toy once, but it will be different twice. Kate will have a new dress. If Mr. Jacobs is more diligent, maybe that believer can support you both from elementary school to college.
graduate."
The young girl's eyes widened when she heard this, and Scott asked directly: "Dad, is this really the case?"
Jacob held the steering wheel, feeling that it was a mistake to let Russell get in the car, and said angrily: "Don't listen to his nonsense, how could such a thing happen!"
"But I remember that when I was six years old, you worshiped the beautiful aunt next door every two or three days..."
"Shut up! I was invited to her family party!"
"Then why does the uncle next door beat you? It must be because you were caught cheating money."
"me……"
Jacob felt so tired. When he saw Russell's playful smile in the rearview mirror, he twitched his eyes slightly and admitted: "Yes, I cheated money. This is how you and Kate got their toys, even this car."
Too."
Scott marveled again and again: "Russell, you are so amazing. If you didn't tell me, I would never have guessed the truth."
"Young man, you will know...when you grow up."
…
Another burst of bragging followed, mainly Russell talking nonsense while Scott and Kate listened.
As night fell, Jacob was exhausted after driving all day. He stopped at a motel and called his children to prepare for a good night's rest.
Although you can bathe, rest, and take care of personal hygiene in an RV, the space is not spacious enough, so sleeping in it is not as comfortable as in a hotel.
"I hate motels. There are dirty oil stains and strange smells everywhere, and there are cockroaches." Kate complained. Girls love to be clean and would rather sleep in an RV.
"Stop talking, I will find a clean hotel..." Jacob took off his glasses, rubbed his eyes, and prepared to spend some money to satisfy his children.
"Jacob, if you don't mind, I'll pay for tonight's accommodation." Russell took out his credit card and shook it. The credit card with a limit of 1 million US dollars came in handy again.
Jacob did not insist and nodded directly in agreement. According to the story Russell told, this fake priest who cheated people out of food and drink was not short of money at all.
Russell took the three of them to choose the best motel, and asked for two rooms in total. Jacob's family of three would live in one room, and he would sleep in another room.
…
There was no talking all night. The next morning, Russell was finishing his breakfast in the restaurant. Suddenly, from the corner of his eye, he saw the Jacobs family boarding the RV, accompanied by two strange men.
He wasn't a stranger either. One of the men looked familiar, very familiar, but Russell remembered his face, but his name was on his lips but he couldn't pronounce it.
Russell's eyes flashed, he was right to follow the Jacob family, and the plot was triggered so quickly.
In the RV, Seth, the wanted criminal that the police were desperately chasing, a man Russell thought looked familiar, put a gun on Jacob's waist and ordered him to start the car.
His younger brother, Richard, guarded Kate and Scott to prevent them from secretly calling the police.
The two brothers are desperadoes. Seth killed two police officers for a bank robbery. During his trial in court, his brother Richard, a notorious robber + rapist, helped him escape in broad daylight.
In total, 17 people died at the hands of the two men, including 5 Texas State Patrol troopers, 8 federal police officers, and 4 innocent citizens.
The two men's heinous crimes and arrogant style angered the entire American police force. The police in Texas set up a dragnet and cooperated with the FBI to hunt down the two men.
The somewhat mentally disturbed brother Richard chose to fight the police desperately, but his brother Seth was much more rational than him and took Jacob's family hostage, planning to go to Mexico to escape justice.
"Mr. Jacobs, I have no intention of harming you. I will let your family leave when we get to Mexico."
Seth said very politely, but the gun in his hand made Jacob unable to refuse. For the safety of his children, he had to fight for the skin of the tiger.
Bang bang bang!!
Russell carried the suitcase and hammered the car door: "Jacob, are you suffering from amnesia? Why didn't you just call me and leave? Did you agree to take me to Las Vegas?"
Seth secretly put the gun behind his back and said with a smile: "Open the door!"
Jacob cursed the idiot in his heart and said bravely: "He is a liar. I just gave him a ride. There is no need to let him..."
"Open the door!"
"All right……"
With the cold muzzle of the gun pressed against his lower back, Jacob glanced at Russell with a playful smile outside the door, sighed deeply, and opened the car door.