Deadpool suddenly became serious, which made Russell feel very ridiculous. He frowned, as if he had thought of something, and controlled the rain to hit Deadpool, and directly knocked him off the roof.
Ten seconds later, Deadpool struggled to climb up and said angrily: "Hua Q, why did you suddenly attack me?"
Russell frowned: "How's it going? Has the fever gone?"
"..."
Deadpool sighed speechlessly, turned over and sat on the edge of the attic, swinging his feet in the air: "Russell, you know, I picked up all the business cards you threw away a few days ago."
"Then, you called?"
Russell asked, but he already guessed the answer in his heart. Those model girls like to talk about money with poor people and relationships with rich people. Deadpool is ugly and has no money, so he must be in trouble.
"Well, I called them, but they ignored me."
Sure enough!
Russell nodded: "It's normal to ignore you. After all, they are a group of girls who are fighting for their dreams, and you can't realize their dreams."
"Yes, their dream is too expensive. They actually cost me 2,000 US dollars..."
Deadpool lamented and sighed: "Oh, I still like young people who work hard for 50 dollars! They are pragmatic and sincere, down-to-earth, and have a correct mentality. Sooner or later, they will succeed!"
Russell rolled his eyes and fast-forwarded to end the topic: "After saying so much, what do you mean?"
"This world is too boring. I'm going to the next world to recruit another team member. If it's him, he will definitely be better than Parker." Speaking of this, Deadpool said ruthlessly: "Parker is already in the past tense. Bless him.
Fall to death in Mary Jane's pit and never climb out."
"I've been talking nonsense for a long time, and it's not because I was dumped."
"No, I dumped Parker."
"Stop lying, you licking dog..."
The two of them turned around and disappeared into the night, preparing to wait for Deadpool to return home, get the double knives and double guns, and then go to the new world to recruit team members.
On the other side, the careless Parker regained his life and returned home naked. After changing his clothes, he hurriedly ran downstairs to Mary Jane's house.
Without the venom, Parker degenerated into the form of a hanging thread, and was too timid to go upstairs. He finally plucked up the courage and found that there was no oil on the leather shoes, so he decided to go home and take a nap, and come to apologize tomorrow in the best spirit.
In fact, even if Parker mustered up the courage, no one would open the door for him because Mary Jane wasn't home.
Don't get me wrong, Mary Jane didn't date a new boyfriend. She triggered the heroine's subplot. Just like the hero will definitely get the magic secret book when he jumps off the cliff, the heroine will definitely be kidnapped by the villain.
A year ago, Mary Jane was kidnapped by the Green Goblin; some time ago, she was kidnapped by Doctor Octopus; now the situation is slightly better, the villains who kidnapped her have become two, Sandman and Venom Eddie.
It can be seen that being the girlfriend of a superhero is not easy. In addition to a good body, you must also have a big heart. Otherwise, you will either die at the hands of a superhero or be frightened to death by the thrilling daily life.
…
On the second floor of a small building, Deadpool was squatting in the bathroom, saying that he wanted to leave some memories for the world before leaving, so he started to grunt and fight with the toilet.
Russell could hear his noise attack through several walls. Extremely speechless, he turned on the TV and turned up the volume to counteract Deadpool's mental pollution.
"Dear viewers, welcome to watch the news in New York City. Our reporters will continue to pay attention to the hostage kidnapping incident for you. Let us switch the camera to the scene..."
"Welcome to our reporter's live broadcast. A woman was taken hostage, held in a taxi, and hung in the air of an 80-story building, like a huge spider web."
"All the police's rescue operations were blocked by the Sandman. In addition, there was also a strange man in black involved. At first we thought he was Spider-Man in a black uniform, but now it turns out to be a completely different man.
people……"
“Good eyesight!”
Russell looked at the TV screen and nodded secretly. As expected, each reporter had a unique skill. For example, the person at the scene had a piercing gaze that could be called an eagle's eye. He could tell that Mary Jane was a woman from as high as 80 floors up.
It’s just that Parker is blind and thinks of her as the girl next door!
"Wade, are you full? Come out as soon as you are full."
Ping ring ring!
Something seemed to have fallen in the bathroom, and after a while, Deadpool ran over with a toilet paper in one hand and a toilet brush in the other, his pants hanging around his ankles.
"Russell, what's the matter?"
Bang! Bang!
Without saying a word, Russell pulled out the Sand Eagle and fired two shots, hitting Big Wade and Little Wade. He suddenly had clear thoughts and felt happy physically and mentally.
After 30 seconds, Wade completed his self-healing. Perhaps due to a heavy blow to his brain, he appropriately chose to lose his memory. He did not remember that Russell had shot him, and he hurriedly said: "What's wrong, buddy, what happened?"
Russell raised his finger and pointed at the TV. On the screen, Venom arrogantly wrote a message on the big black web: Spider-Man, come and stop us if you have the guts!
"I thought something happened. I've seen this plot. Parker was beaten one on two, and then his good friend... no, his little brother Harry came, and they teamed up to defeat the Sandman and the crappy reporter."
Deadpool breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "Believe me, Parker can handle them. That's it. I'll go back and continue to pull Stinky."
"Wade, did you forget something?"
"What?"
"You brought the venom from other worlds. It attached itself to you and Parker one after another. Its strength is not a little bit stronger than in the original work. Can Parker be able to handle it?"
"Damn! Parker will definitely be photographed..."
Deadpool cursed when he heard this, lifted up his pants with both hands, and said in a deep voice, "Russell, it's time for our X-Force team to appear!"
"..."
"What happened again?"
"Did you wipe your ass?"
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"Hahaha, man, are you kidding me? Who...who doesn't...don't wipe their butt after going to the toilet!"
Bang!
…
On the 80-story black spider web, Mary Jane sat uneasily in a suspended taxi. She saw Venom's challenge to Spider-Man, but she didn't know whether Parker would come, because the relationship between the two seemed to be complete.
Finished.
At this time, the onlookers on the ground cheered and applauded to welcome the New York hero Spider-Man who came with a spider web. Spider-Man can defeat powerful enemies every time, and the citizens believe that this time will be no exception.
Parker swung the spider web several times in succession, jumped into the air onto the black spider web, and looked lovingly at Mary Jane in the car.
The sense of security brought by Parker made Mary Jane excited. She wanted to get back together and become his girlfriend again, but when she thought of the powerful villain combination, she hurriedly said: "Parker, this is a conspiracy, they want to kill you."
"You know, I will rescue you right away..."
Bang!
Venom fell from the sky and kicked Parker out. The two fought in the air. Parker was beaten with three punches and two kicks, and was unable to find his way. He had no temper at all.
"Hahaha, Parker, I've been waiting for you for a long time." Venom's hideous ugly face spread out, revealing Eddie's murderous face.
After saying this, Venom attacked several times, knocking Parker out of the sky and throwing him to the waiting Sandman.
In a mixed doubles fight between villains, Parker couldn't defeat any of them and was tortured beyond recognition.
In the original work, Parker asked his good brother Harry for help. Although the latter refused verbally, he was so honest that he rushed over.
This time was different. Having experienced the unparalleled power bonus of venom, Parker knew that calling anyone to come would lead to death. Even Russell, the strongest superhero he had ever seen, would still be giving food to him.
Parker knew full well that Venom and the Sandman were the cause of the trouble, and Honest didn't want to involve other people in their lives, so he chose to go to the meeting alone.
This is his mission, he will not run away, and he has never thought about running away!
Probably tired of playing, Parker's weakness made the two villains gradually lose interest in torturing him. In front of live TV, Venom trapped Parker on a steel beam and was punched down by the giant Sandman.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang————
Under the rhythmic percussion of the Sandman, Parker gradually lost his ability to hold on, and loosened his clenched fists, letting them hang down weakly.
On the ground, the hearts of New Yorkers were heavy, and some children who idolized Spider-Man cried loudly. The TV station could not bear to broadcast such a cruel scene live, so the camera switched and the host looked sad.
"It's unbelievable, and it's a sad day for New Yorkers that we may lose a great neighbor."
Bang!!
A pumpkin bomb exploded in the Sandman's face, and most of his head was engulfed in flames. Although he was an elemental body, he couldn't help but roar.
The Green Goblin's skateboard came quickly, and Harry had a cold face. He had not forgiven Parker, never had, and he hated Parker even more after being disfigured.
The reason why I came here is not to save Parker, but I don't want to see Parker killed by others, because Spider-Man can only die in his hands.
Harry: Yes, that's it, I hate him!
In a nearby building, Deadpool listened to the cheers of the crowd, picked his ears, and said disdainfully: "Russell, I suspect the little Green Goblin did it on purpose."
"What's the meaning?"
"Actually, that guy has been here a long time ago. He has been holding back and not showing up, just to let Parker take two more punches." Deadpool said bitterly, his heart almost broke when he just saw Parker being beaten.
Russell was silent for a moment and said slowly: "Aren't we the same?"
"We are different!"
Deadpool said loudly: "As the strongest superhero team, our X-Force team should appear last. This is the treatment of the strong and an honor! Do you understand honor?"
don't know!
Russell put on his visor and said in a low voice: "Don't explain, you are just waiting for Harry so that he can appear first and help Parker regain the lost friendship."
Deadpool: "..."
"Wade, it's an honor for Parker to meet you!"
"This, this, hey, you praise me like this..." Deadpool put his feet together, pointed a finger on his chin, tilted his head and looked to the side, and said coquettishly: "As long as you know, don't say it next time, I will
Shy."
Russell subconsciously ignored Deadpool's silly lines and leaned over to look at the battlefield. Harry joined the battle. With the help of various props of the Green Goblin, his fighting power was quite impressive.
Although he rarely appears, he unexpectedly has a tacit understanding with Parker. The cooperation between the two is not as simple as 1 plus 1 equals 2, but at least it is 2.5. After an operation, the two...
Being beaten by Venom alone!
"Wade, it's time for us to go on stage."
Deadpool was very proud. He had been waiting for this day for a long time: "Of course, my swords are already thirsty. I want to have a hero's arrival in front of the TV cameras."
"How do you plan to appear? It's a bit high here!"
"Small scenes, I have experience in this kind of situation, just jump down." Deadpool patted his chest. It was only 50 stories high, and he never took it lightly.
"That's just your experience of jumping off a building!" Russell was speechless. What kind of experience is this?
"Believe me, when you are still one meter above the ground, step on your left foot with your right foot and jump, and you'll be fine."
"..."
Russell stared at Deadpool without saying anything. The cold wind blew by, making the scene a bit awkward.
"Wade, are you sure it's okay to just jump down?"
"Of course, we can't fly...wait, what are you going to do?"
“Ahhhh————”
Russell withdrew his kicked foot, opened a pair of light wings behind his back, swept across the battlefield with cold eyes, fluttered his wings and swooped down: "I haven't been showing off for a long time, I don't know if I am new to this skill..."
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I’m adding an update to the 3,000 words written by the leader, “I’d better come here to read the original version.” By the way, I’d like to ask for votes, any vote is acceptable!