Located on the Atlantic coast of the northeastern United States, it is the capital and largest city of Massachusetts.
Deadpool pushed the door open and walked in. This was a church that was being renovated, with scaffolding everywhere and plastic films to block dust. Russell followed him in with a confused look on his face. After Deadpool closed the door, he opened the door again.
.
There is nothing, the ordinary street night is no longer the feasting and feasting of New York.
"Wade, how did you do that?"
Russell knew that Deadpool could break the fourth wall, have the ability to enter other worlds, and even choke comic editors and threaten them with knives, but he had no clue about the specific details.
In the second film of the [Deadpool] series, some explanations were given for Deadpool's ability to travel through time. He stole Cable's time watch and went back in time to save his girlfriend.
But in the Easter egg, Deadpool not only traveled through time, he also entered other worlds, broke the fourth wall, and killed the Canadian who was about to star in Green Lantern.
That is himself!
When he was ready to travel through time, Russell concentrated on seeing the details of Deadpool's journey into other worlds.
It turned out that this guy's time travel was more perfunctory than his system. At least the system would make his vision go dark. Deadpool randomly found a door on the street, pushed it open, and entered another world.
"It's just traveling across the world. For me, it's as easy as eating and drinking. There's nothing to explain." It was rare for Deadpool to show off in front of Russell, and Deadpool looked very arrogant.
"One hundred thousand dollars!"
"become……"
Deadpool was about to agree, when he suddenly remembered that Russell was not short of money, and coughed slightly: "Man, the principle of traveling through the world is very complicated, and it is difficult to explain it with one hundred thousand dollars. How about this, I won't take advantage of you, two hundred thousand dollars
You don’t have to pay back the price with your beautiful knife. The money I borrowed from you last time at the casino will be written off in one go.”
Russell snorted: "Fifty thousand US dollars!"
"Wait a minute, did you quote the wrong price?"
"Twenty thousand dollars!"
"Stop, don't continue to apply, 20,000 is already too high." Realizing that Russell would not follow his lead, Deadpool hurriedly shouted to stop.
"Now tell me how you did it."
Deadpool snorted twice, dissatisfied with Russell's stingy behavior: "You should ask that sand sculpture cartoonist who can't draw the proportions of legs. He assumed that I could do it, so I did it."
"so what?"
Deadpool shrugged: "So I don't know either!"
"..."
Russell was silent for a moment, then pulled out the Adamant knife from behind: "Show me your weapon! You don't know anything, and yet you dare to ask for two hundred thousand dollars. If I don't cut you into pieces, I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep at night."
"Man, I was just joking. With the friendship between us, how could I really cheat you of two hundred thousand dollars?" Deadpool took two steps back, knocked down the cross statue on the wall, and hurriedly straightened it up, pointing.
Looking at Jesus above: "Russell, this is a church, put the knife away quickly, your leader is watching you."
"He is not my leader."
Russell approached step by step, blocking Deadpool in the corner with no way to escape.
Just when the two sand sculptures were amusing themselves and having fun, a traceless voice sounded from the corner of the church.
"Get out! This is the devil's territory!"
"I am the messenger of the devil. In the name of the devil's son, I order you to leave my territory!"
"..."x2
Russell blinked and looked at Deadpool: "Teleport, he is Nightcrawler!?"
"That's right!"
"Why here? I thought you would take me directly to the Academy for Gifted Youngsters."
"Because we are adults and have passed the best age for school entry. Bald heads will not treat us well."
"speak English!"
"Well, we are not mutants, and we won't be welcome there. We might as well..."
"etc!"
Russell interrupted Deadpool and asked doubtfully: "Aren't you a mutant? I remember you worked as an X-Men for a while."
Deadpool shrugged and said aggrievedly: "They discriminate against me because I am a man-made mutant."
"Get out! This is the devil's territory!"
"I am the messenger of the devil, in the name of the devil's son..."
Nightcrawler's deep dialogue was inserted into the conversation, but it did not affect Russell and Deadpool's continued exchange: "Wade, are you afraid that your memory will be read by the professor, and then he will be brain-dead and you will be chased by the police?"
?”
"How is that possible? That's the plot of 'The male god Deadpool massacres the Marvel Universe'. It won't work here."
Russell still didn't believe it, because the stupid Deadpool he knew had a limited brain capacity and did not have such a far-sighted vision. The two looked at each other for a moment, and Deadpool raised his hand and said honestly: "Okay, I admit, I can travel through the world and enter the plot.
, but in terms of controlling time nodes, there will occasionally be a small error."
"I understand, you can't!"
"Get out! This is the devil's territory!"
"I am the messenger of the devil, the son of the devil..."
Nightcrawler's voice sounded again, or it never stopped. Russell couldn't bear it anymore and complained: "Does this guy have no other lines, or is he just a repeater?"
Deadpool then said: "The second possibility is more likely. I don't know why, but I often keep repeating a sentence."
"Get out! There is a devil here..."
Bang!
Russell looked for the sound and fired a shot into the top of his head. After screaming, the Nightcrawler, who had dark blue skin and a tail, and looked like a devil from hell, fell to the ground hard.
Russell was very experienced in dealing with teleportation. He pointed his gun at Nightcrawler: "Boy, the cross is so conspicuous, but you say this is the devil's territory. As a warrior of the Lord, I can't stand it anymore."
"Please don't kill me, I don't know anything..."
Night Walker was shot in the arm and fell from the roof. Facing the black muzzle of the gun, he forgot that he had the ability to teleport and huddled on the ground shivering.
Facts have proven that appearance and personality are completely different things. Even though Nightcrawler can pretend to be a visitor from hell without makeup, he is actually very timid and can even be said to be afraid of contact with humans.
Russell put away the sand eagle, took out the sapphire cross necklace, and said through the mask, "Lost child, you don't need to be afraid, we are not good... bad people."
Whoosh!
Deadpool snatched the cross necklace from Russell's hand and said in shock: "Man, you lied to me again. You have such high-end goods, and you also said that you have never seen God!"
"If you haven't seen it, you haven't seen it."
Russell took back the necklace and spread out a pair of light wings behind his back. Facing Night Walker's pious eyes, he stretched out his hand and touched him. In an instant, all the wounds were healed.
Light Wings + Cross + Holy Light Healing, Nightcrawler said nothing and immediately fell to his knees under Russell's special effects: "Lord, I am guilty!"
Yes, the road is wide!
Russell nodded with satisfaction, put away his wings, and said kindly: "My child, tell me your sins, and the Lord will definitely forgive..."
"Ouch~ It's so disgusting, I vomited in the mask again."
Bang!
Russell shot the sand sculpture's dog's head off with one shot. When he looked at Nightcrawler, he regained his pleasant expression and said, "Child, let's continue. Where did we just talk about?"
night Stalker:"……"
Boom!!
Thunder struck outside the church, and there was no warning for the sudden thunder. The door of the church was pushed open, and two tall figures in black trench coats walked in.