Chapter 617 I saw her strike you with lightning with my own eyes
"Look at the camera and smile!"
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"There's no need to compete with Scissorhands. Wade, don't stand there stupidly and come over to help. Ms. Gray's front teeth are too white. Use a marker to mark them black...which one? This nonsense question is of course both.
It’s dark!”
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"Wade, you are an expert in sand sculpture. Let's put on some daily poses to give Ms. Gray a look."
"Shit, I'm not a fool!" Although Deadpool refused to admit it, he still performed hundreds of foolhardy moves skillfully because it was fun and he loved watching people make fools of themselves.
After the photo shoot was over, Russell not only kept it for himself, but also made a copy and threw it to Deadpool.
There is one picture that Russell likes very much. The Phoenix girl imitates Deadpool and puts her face in her hands, smiling, tilting her head slightly, and revealing her two blackened front teeth.
The goddess turned into a female psycho, frantically throwing away her moral integrity, and making as much nonsense as she wanted, which made Russell very satisfied.
Originally, he planned to upload it on the spot to entertain the majority of netizens, but Deadpool forced him to die, and the plan ultimately came to nothing.
"Wade, you didn't let me upload the photo, why did you keep a copy for yourself?"
"I'll keep it for Cable. That bastard always brags about how powerful his parents are. Hum, I want to bring him the facts and the truth." Deadpool tied the USB flash drive with a rope and hung it around his neck unsafely.
Stuffed into a red and black uniform.
"Well, I'm about the same..."
After experiencing the incident where Captain Qi was shocked and his photos were uploaded by an unknown person, Russell knew the truth very well. Those who control the resources can control the entire world and make whoever they want to become popular!
No!
It is about controlling the entire multiverse. After all, there are many actors and actresses, including Li Yuanfang and Dee Renjie.
"Hey hey hey..." x2
The two malicious guys sneered secretly, and when they heard each other's voices, they both cursed bitches in their hearts.
Phoenix Girl was still singing and dancing. Russell looked at her cheerful figure and wondered what remaining value could be squeezed. Upon seeing this, Deadpool hurriedly said: "Russell, the culprit is Storm. This woman is the worst. I have seen it with my own eyes."
See her strike you with lightning!"
For the good brother Cable, Deadpool also fought hard!
"You're right. There's no reason to only film Ms. Gray and leave her out. If this gets out, people who don't know will think I'm racist!"
"Yes, Russell, everything you said is right."
"..."
With her eyes closed and praying, Storm Girl Ororo's delicate body trembled, and she felt two malicious gazes. She no longer pretended to be unconscious, opened her eyes and said: "I know, I am willing to pay the price for my recklessness, but please don't
Drawing all over my face."
"You are thinking too much. You can't even see your face clearly in a painting."
(fuck, fuck)
Storm was so angry at Russell's words that her chest hurt, but she had to lower her head under the eaves and took two deep breaths to regain her composure.
Deadpool rubbed his hands and walked over: "Man, since you hate her so much, let me help you get revenge."
"What, do you have any good ideas?"
"I can't talk about good ideas, I just want to make some suggestions. Personally, I think your photography style is too single..." Deadpool puffed up his chest and tensed up his muscles without leaving any trace: "You lack a sunny and handsome male protagonist in your lens.
, so I will do the work for Storm’s next photo album. Although it’s a bit of a disadvantage, we are brothers. If I don’t suffer, who will suffer!”
"Haha, I really feel wronged to you."
"If there is no grievance, there is no grievance between brothers."
"Wade, you are so loyal, how can I let you suffer? You don't need to do the leading role for me, I will do it myself."
"..."x2
Deadpool scratched his head: "Well, how about we be the male protagonists together, what do you think?"
"I think you two are scum!"
Storm, who had been silent for a long time, finally couldn't help it anymore. She saw that Qin Xiang was fine and was at least a little miserable. She also thought Russell and Deadpool were of good character, but the pranks were neither serious nor serious, but now she saw
, these are clearly two scumbags!
Inexplicably, Storm was a little proud because it turned out that she was more popular than Jean.
Women are like this, they always make sense when it comes to the issue of animals being inferior to animals.
"Humph, how can you, a prisoner, find the confidence to speak loudly?"
Russell snorted disdainfully, raised his fist and planted a bag on Storm's head, then pried open the cabinet on the plane and pulled out a white marker.
Drip! Drip! Drip
At this moment, the communication device on the operating table suddenly rang. Russell threw the marker to Deadpool, allowing him to freely unleash his artistic talents. He pressed the communication button and made contact with the other party.
Russell remembered it very clearly. Without deviation, according to the plot of [X-Men] 2, last night, the mutant school was taken over by the army, and Professor X was also captured by someone else.
At this moment, the person contacting the aircraft is most likely Wolverine and a group of other fugitives.
In addition to the group of young students who were taken away by Colossus, Wolverine Logan, Little Naughty Anna, Iceman Drake, and Pyro John are currently the only remaining students of the mutant school and...the physical education teacher.
After all, he is Wolverine. Apart from murder and arson, smoking, drinking, perming his hair, and fighting in groups, he has no other specialties. The only discipline suitable for him is sports.
Maybe there is also advanced mathematics. Anyway, no one understands this subject, no matter who teaches it.
"Hello, this is Wade Wilson, who are you looking for?"
"..."
The person on the other side of the communicator was silent, hung up directly, and called again after a moment.
Russell took the trouble and patiently answered the call again, imitating Deadpool's strange accent, and repeated: "This is Wade Wilson, who are you looking for?"
"Who are you? Where are Qin and Ororo?" The communicator did not hang up this time, and Wolverine's cold and stern voice came from inside.
"The situation is a bit complicated. How about we talk face to face? Tell me where you are and I'll fly over." Russell didn't lie. The situation is indeed very complicated. It's difficult to explain clearly without 30,000 to 50,000 words.
"Okay!" Knowing that it might be a conspiracy, Logan still told Russell the location. This is his style. There is no plan, just be reckless.
Turning off the communicator, Russell took out a hammer from the cabinet: "Wade, stop making trouble. Wolverine is found, we should set off."
Wade painted on Ororo's face to his heart's content. His artistic talent...well, there was still room for improvement. He drew a smoking poop. When he saw the flies flying around, he threw away the mark after hearing this.
pen, dancing with joy.
"Well done, you found Hugh Jackman and invited him to join the X-Force. The mission was successfully completed."
Ding-ding-ding-ding!
Russell demolished the east wall to repair the west wall, knocked out the big hole at the rear of the cabin, and started the aircraft engine. The location of the decisive battle was a militarized lake dam, where many mutants were imprisoned. Maybe he could trigger one or two
A lottery draw.
Whoosh!
A blue-black smoke flashed, and the night traveler looked frightened: "Mr. Angel, why didn't you call me when you suddenly took off? I almost missed the flight."
With that said, Nightcrawler took off his disguise and handed the breakfast he bought to Deadpool and Russell.
In fact, Night Walker also bought breakfast for the two ladies. However, looking at the miserable looks of the two, he could guess that the other had no appetite for food, so he didn't go over and ask for trouble.
The plane slowly took off, and Deadpool couldn't wait to ask Russell to reach his new teammate as soon as possible.
Russell originally thought so. An experienced driver always strives for speed when driving or flying airplanes, but after hearing what Deadpool said, he just slowed down.
On the other side, Qin, who was dancing and dancing, woke up from the environment, only to feel that her whole body was weak, her limbs were as heavy as lead, and she suddenly fell into the cabin.
"Qin, are you okay?" Ororo asked hurriedly.
"I'm fine, it's just..."
Qin was dumbfounded mid-sentence, staring at the white poop on Storm's face and the vivid three wisps of smoke. She wanted to laugh but was afraid of hurting her teammates' self-esteem, so she endured the stomachache and leaned towards her.
"Auroro, were you caught by them too?"
Qin glanced at Russell, saw that the other party was ignoring her, and secretly took off the chains on Storm.
"Yeah!" Ororo noticed the suppressed smile in Qin's eyes and twitched the corner of her mouth slightly.
You, a bastard with leaky front teeth, still have the nerve to laugh at me. Do you know how ridiculous you are when taking photos?
For some purpose, Ororo did not point out that there was something on Qin's face, and moved his shoulders: "There is no way, that guy flies faster than a plane, and my abilities are ineffective against him."
"..."
"Pfft!" x2
No, I can't bear it anymore, the bastard (poo) on your face is so funny!