The aircraft was traveling at high speed in the sky, driven by Qin and Ororo, each with a shopping bag on their head.
They had to do this because they didn't want to make a fool of themselves, or to protect their image as goddesses, but they ignored one thing, and unknowingly, they gradually moved closer to being a fool.
Except for sand sculptures, no one would put a shopping bag on their head!
Deadpool is poisonous!
There is a sand sculpture virus with extremely high contagion rate, Russell has confirmed this.
During the period of contact with Deadpool, he found that he had a pathological reaction, and many of his behaviors became more and more Deadpool-like.
For example, he talks more and more nonsense, and his venomous tongue is more serious than before. He doesn't know how to speak without choking the other person half to death.
"Young man, your name is John, right?"
Deadpool went through the wardrobes of the X-Men, picked out two sets of uniforms, and transformed them into his own uniforms by hand. His suit was scrapped due to the experience of ice and fire, so he had to use local materials to make a new one.
"Yes, it is!"
Pyro John lowered his head and curled up on his seat, not daring to move or even look at Deadpool.
Because it's so disgusting!
Just like the plot in [Deadpool] 2, half of Deadpool's body was damaged by ice and is currently growing on its own.
The upper half of an adult's body and the lower half of a five or six-year-old child's body. The combination of the two is absolutely insane in terms of visual impact.
It’s not over yet, this is not Deadpool’s lower limit yet!
Because he had no pants to wear, he acted like a hooligan on the plane with his bare buttocks, and was ridiculed by Russell without any murderous intent. In anger, he took out a shopping bag, tore two holes, and put it on his buttocks as a diaper.
Not only Pyro, but everyone else on the plane averted their eyes, unwilling to let Deadpool contaminate their eyes.
Ororo and Qin were so angry that they were shaking, not because Deadpool defecated everywhere at the cabin door because he had no management rights, but because of his diapers.
They put the shopping bags on their heads, while Deadpool put it on his buttocks, and proudly said that the three of them could partner up to form a new superhero team.
He has already come up with names, the Environmentally Friendly Shopping Bag Special Forces, or the Shopping Bag Alliance!
Go to tmd’s shopping bag!
Ororo and Qin cursed in their hearts, and then never said a word to Deadpool again.
Seeing that the two beauties were unwilling to talk to him, Deadpool did not force his hot face to touch his cold ass. Although he wanted to, he had no choice but to shift his target to the little naughty body.
Deadpool thinks he can pry Iceman off. The reason is simple. In a certain Deadpool video game of the same name, he and the little naughty boy had a passionate love affair that went beyond friendship.
It's a pity that this version of the little naughty boy is a bit timid in character and doesn't care about him at all.
The hoe plan fails, and Deadpool stalks Pyro John, preparing to steal some pocket money.
"Listen, John, your flames are very passionate, and because of this, my handsome appearance has been disfigured. My whole body is severely burned, and the self-healing factor cannot cure it. Plastic surgery will cost a lot of money, and you have to pay for it.
dig."
"But I...I have no money!"
"If you don't have it now, it doesn't mean you won't have it in the future. I am optimistic about you and will work hard to make money and pay off your debts in the future."
"..."
Ping Ren was young and was no match for Deadpool. He was bypassed in just two sentences and the stupid husband signed an IOU with a huge denomination.
"Russell, you see, I've made a fortune. I have the start-up capital for the X-Force. I'm going to build a super luxurious base and hire 100 beautiful personal secretaries. The base will be even more expensive than Stark Tower..."
Bang!
Russell blew the muzzle of the gun and put the Sand Eagle back into the holster on his waist.
There was a moment of silence in the cabin, and then the applause continued. Logan happened to be sitting next to Russell and gave him a thumbs up: "Man, good job!"
"It's okay. This will at least clear your ears for a few seconds."
When the two of them started talking, Logan was a man who couldn't hide things in his heart, so he went straight to the topic: "Qin told me that you are here to find me, and do you know what happened before I lost my memory?"
Russell nodded: "Yes, no matter which version, we know more or less."
Logan didn't understand and frowned: "What do you mean by the version you're talking about?"
"I can't tell you now unless you agree to join the X-Force. Whatever you want to know after you leave this world, we will tell you."
Logan's frown deepened: "Can you tell me my real name?"
"Hugh Jackman!"
After finishing his recovery, Deadpool suddenly jumped up from the ground: "You have acted in many movies, and one of them was like "The Violence" over there..."
Bang!
Russell put the Sand Eagle back into his holster again, and said to Logan, who looked dissatisfied: "You can only give you information by joining us, otherwise I won't say anything."
Rogen silently wrote down the unfamiliar name 'Hugh Jackman' and continued: "Then let me ask another question. What did you mean by leaving this world just now?"
"Literally!"
"Can you explain it?" Logan has a keen intuition like a beast, and the answer to the question is very critical.
"This answer is not very easy to explain. I'm afraid you won't understand..." Russell smiled and asked: "Logan, have you ever studied quantum mechanics?"
"Well……"
"Then don't ask, ask about quantum mechanics!"
At this time, Qin, who was flying the plane, came over: "Mr. Russell, I have studied quantum mechanics. Although I only learned some basics, I can barely understand it. Can you explain it to me?"
Russell was stunned for a moment, snorted disdainfully and said: "Ms. Grey, do you know what the multiverse is?"
"this……"
"Then don't ask, ask about the multiverse!"
When it comes to indecision, quantum mechanics. If that's not enough, the multiverse.
Russell was too lazy to make up some weird reasons, and directly blocked the curiosity of the two of them, and said to Qin: "Ms. Gray, I kindly remind you, never use telepathy to explore Wade's memory, it is very dangerous.
You will be polluted into a sand sculpture."
Qin: "..."
She vaguely remembered that the last time she wanted to explore Russell's memory, Deadpool said the same thing.
Didi didi
The alarm sounded, and Qin hurriedly returned to the driving console: "Ororo, what's wrong?"
"Two planes are approaching us very fast, and we are being targeted by the military."
Two F-16 Fighting Falcons were outflanking the aircraft from the left and right, keeping pace with the aircraft. Ororo could even see the gestures of the pilot on the opposite side.
The military asked the aircraft to descend below 20,000 feet and be escorted back to the military base. Oloso and Qin looked at each other and decisively refused.
The military broke into the mutant school and kidnapped most of the students because Nightcrawler assassinated the president under the banner of "mutant freedom."
If the plane is parked at a U.S. military base as required by the military, the people on the plane will have nothing to think about and will have to spend the rest of their lives as guinea pigs on a test bed.
Ororo controlled the aircraft, accelerating the thrusters in an attempt to get rid of the two F-16s. The two F-16s followed closely behind them and began to aim without mercy. The next step was to launch missiles.
"Russell, it's time to meet the gray-robed mage with a helmet. Having said that, wouldn't it be better to just go to Lake Alkali? Why do you insist on taking Magneto with you?"
Deadpool sat down next to Russell, his legs repaired in various ways, and Ma Liu put on the combat uniform he had sewn. The only drawback was that the color was not his favorite red.
Because I want to trigger the draw on him!
"Because I miss the mature Maiya..."
Russell raised his eyebrows: "Wade, you may not believe it, but Gandalf and I have known each other a long time ago and fought side by side."
"You mean Magneto?"
"No, it's Gandalf!"
The two of them were having a conversation that only they could understand. Wade curled his lips and said, "The time is not right. Because of the two of us, we may miss the meeting with the gray-robed mage."
"But the location is right. It's very close to the mutant school. It's exactly the same as in the plot. The probability of meeting him is very high."
Deadpool showed little interest in Magneto and changed the subject: "If I remember correctly, Mystique is by his side."