On the rooftop of Xavier Academy for Gifted Youngsters, Deadpool, the captain of the X-Force Team, summoned the team members for morning exercises. The three team members were Russell, Logan, and Psylocke.
As for why he doesn't choose the playground for morning exercises, but the balcony, Deadpool has his own reasons.
The team members are already very powerful. If they continue to grow stronger, how can he give orders? What if someone wants to seize power...
As an enlightened captain, Deadpool certainly would not use this excuse. He emphasized that ordinary exercise is of no use to the members of the X-Force and is a waste of time.
Logan was convinced of this. He did a hundred push-ups, sit-ups, squats, and ten kilometers of long-distance running every day. It was useless. He had been practicing for three years, and he was still at the same level.
Deadpool called the three of them for morning training to get their team's exclusive appearance. When they were fighting the X-Men before, they were looked down upon by their opponents because of their mediocre appearance.
This made Deadpool deeply ashamed and vowed to become the most beautiful combination in the show next time, shocking everyone and leaving them speechless.
By the way, this morning, Deadpool told Russell in a loud voice that little Wilson successfully defeated the disease and stood up again with his unyielding will.
Russell said hehe, that means Azazel's character card has expired, otherwise, even talk therapy cannot save little Wilson.
The team has increased from two to four people, and there are a lot more poses that can be put on. Deadpool carefully designed (hao) several sets (xi), requiring the team members to master them proficiently. When he appears on the stage, look at his gestures and be sure to use powerful ones.
His aura intimidates the enemy...and his own friendly forces.
For example, this one right now...
As the captain, Deadpool is firmly in the C position, with his head lowered and kneeling on one knee, with his hands raised as if flying; Psylocke stands behind her, with his left hand fisted under the abdomen, and his right hand raised high like the Statue of Liberty; Russell and Logan are on the left and right.
The movements are symmetrical, and they are all in a muscular shape of drawing a bow and shooting an arrow.
"Pah, pah, pah, pah"
Applause came from the balcony. It was Nina and Laura. Although Logan tried his best to avoid it, her daughter became good friends with Magneto's daughter. The two were inseparable every day and held hands while sleeping.
The applause made Old Logan blush. He didn't like such a ridiculous move, but Laura liked it. He had to endure the humiliation and bear the burden to accommodate his daughter.
Lingdie didn't like such a ridiculous move, but she thought Russell liked it. After trying it twice... she didn't like it even more. By the way, she pulled Russell from the boyfriend list to the list to be investigated.
Russell also didn't like such silly moves. He cooperated because he thought it was fun. Every time he saw the constipated expressions on Brother Luo and Psylocke's faces, he found it very funny.
Among the entire team, only Deadpool enjoys it. He is truly a sand sculpture and pure.
Asking Laura to take some photos, Wade paid a small amount of pocket money, and then held the camera and meditated. After several looks, he always felt that something was missing.
After a moment, he suddenly realized that Psylocke and Logan were both ordinary people's costumes. Superheroes without uniforms were equivalent to lacking souls.
"You guys rest where you are, I'll be back soon..."
Deadpool left like crazy, and returned like crazy after a moment, holding two sets of improvised costumes in his hands, and gave each of them to Logan and Psylocke.
Logan looked at the high-cut purple swimsuit in his hand, with murderous intent in his heart. He was thinking of taking advantage of the silence of the night to secretly make Deadpool and become the captain himself.
In Psylocke's hand was a blue and yellow uniform, with sharp black bat-wing-like horns extending from the mask covering the eyes.
She narrowed her eyes slightly to cover up the fierce light, and decided that there would be no one around tonight, so she went to Deadpool's room, chopped him into pieces, and threw him into the toilet.
"I don't want to be a superhero anymore." x2
"Hey, why?"
Deadpool was shocked. He was fine just now, but why did he stop doing it? After seeing the uniforms of the two of them clearly, he suddenly realized: "Oh, I'm sorry, I held it backwards. Logan, get it out of your hands quickly."
Return that piece of fabric to Psylocke, and the blue and yellow uniform will be yours."
The two exchanged uniforms, and there was another moment of silence.
"I don't want to be a superhero anymore." x2
"Siht!"
Deadpool was furious, feeling that this was deliberately targeting him, because the two of them dressed like this in the comics. Especially Psylocke, who wore it not only in the comics, but also in the movie, and now she was pretending to be reserved, clearly looking down on him.
Why do you think Uncle Deadpool asked you to wear a swimsuit?
Are you horny?
Phew, stop looking down on others, I'm helping you shape your soul!
"Logan, Psylocke, follow the rules of the team. You draw your sword. I will use my strength to prove that the captain's majesty cannot be provoked. Oh, wait, come one by one..."
"Ahhhhh"
Ten seconds later, Deadpool proved with his strength that he was really just an idiot, with no majesty or anything like that.
Psylocke and Logan took action with hatred, and the scene was extremely bloody. Nina screamed and ran off the rooftop, and Laura ran after her.
The atmosphere in the team was harmonious, and the team members and the captain got along enthusiastically, and sparks always collided. Seeing them drifting further and further away on the road of sand sculptures, Russell nodded happily and secretly drew his gun and shot Deadpool twice.
At this moment, an obscure space fluctuation came from behind, and Russell's heart suddenly suddenly felt. His magic sensed that there were four more strange auras in the college garden, one of which was very powerful.
He turned around and came to the rooftop, frowned and looked down. A tall, blue-skinned giant, more than two meters tall, followed by three younger brothers, appeared out of thin air in the garden.
Coincidentally, the place where they were standing was the big hole that Alex had made yesterday, and it had just been filled in today.
"If I had known earlier, I would have kept it..."
Russell frowned and looked around. The two-meter-tall blue guy was Apocalypse, the black girl with a white mohawk was Storm Ororo, and the metal chicken wings were Angel.
Who is the last strong man? He is actually a bit taller than his boss Tianqi, almost three meters tall.
【Ding】
[The host contacts the plot character Cain Marco and triggers the lottery. Do you want to draw now? 】
[The host contacts the plot character En Saba Noor, triggers the lottery link, and gets three lottery opportunities. Do you want to draw now? 】
"Who is Cain Marco?"
Russell muttered to himself and started Apocalypse's three draws.
[Skill Card: Potential Stimulation (Go and give benefits to others)]
[Skill Card: Energy Conversion (can convert energy absorbed or in the body into various application methods)]
[Character Card: En Saba Nur (the first mutant in the history of the earth)]
"MD, you want to trick me into playing 50/50 again..."
Russell didn't bother to curl his lips, and when he was bragging to Professor
But if he really gets it, he won't waste it in this world. As the saying goes, if the sky falls, Phoenix Girl will hold it up. Apocalypse wants to destroy the world, what does it have to do with Russell? He beats an elite like Storm.
It's ok if it's weird.
"Hey... isn't that big guy a red tank? Why is he here?" Wade moved closer to Russell and raised his hand to take a bird's eye view: "This guy, put on clothes, no, I almost didn't recognize him with his helmet on."
Red tank!
Russell suddenly realized that a red tank is a red tank, and he insisted on talking about Kain Marco, which made him forget about it for a moment, and let Deadpool pretend to be cool for no reason.
In comics, Red Tank has many settings, and mutants are one of them. In the most classic setting, his power comes from magic.
Red Tank was originally an ordinary person, but when he came into contact with the ruby of Cytorak, the "Crimson Master", he gained magical power and became a powerful and indestructible Red Tank.
I just don’t know if he and Professor X are half-brothers in this world’s version.
By the way, Doctor Strange's signature magic 'Crimson Belt' borrowed the power of Cytorak, who is also a dimensional demon. Dormammu is like a younger brother to Cytorak.
In the garden, Tianqi closed his eyes and sensed his surroundings, and said to himself: "Is this a school for mutants? It is indeed well-deserved. I can sense many children with great potential, and they are all qualified to become my knights."
The next second, Apocalypse seemed to sense something. He raised his head and looked up at the rooftop. His eyes were far away from Russell's. After invisible sparks splashed, he immediately frowned.
"It's interesting that a human who is not a mutant actually possesses such terrifying destructive power." Apocalypse showed an interesting expression: "Storm, go catch him and remember to live."
"As you command!"
Storm Ororo's eyes turned white, she opened her hands, and a whirlwind lifted her up from the ground. In an instant, she flew into the air and was at the same height as Russell.
Boom!!
In the low sky, rolling black thunderclouds quickly took shape. After being strengthened by Apocalypse, Ororo's ability to control the weather improved a lot, and in a very short period of time, he summoned a huge thundercloud.
Russell: "..."
What should I do? Should I get out of the way?
If he doesn't dodge, Ororo will be embarrassed, but if he dodges... the lightning rod's constitution will be absorbed automatically, which is the same as if he didn't dodge.
Boom!!
There was a loud roar, dazzling white light filled the sky, and the twisting and twisting thunder snake scurried through the clouds.
Ororo made a move with one hand, pulling down several manic flashes of light from the sky. She smiled coldly, focused the lightning and thunder on her fist, swung out her fist fiercely, and struck Russell directly.
Crackling!
One second, two seconds, three seconds...
There was a sudden silence in the air!
Russell stood still, tilting his head slightly, feeling a little embarrassed by Ororo's burning gaze.
Ororo was stunned for a moment, then struck down several more bolts of lightning without giving up. Finally, he stopped his futile attack and looked at Russell with a confused look on his face.
Deadpool pulled Russell's sleeve and whispered: "Man, don't be so cold-faced, do something quickly, the other person is about to cry."
"Yeah."
Russell nodded in agreement, took a deep breath, and shouted: "Oh, what a powerful lightning. I'm dying. Don't strike it again!"