Chapter 649 The price of mineral water in the supermarket has risen again
"Listen, everyone on Earth!"
"In the name of God, I advise you, humans and mutants, you have lost your way for a long time, but I am back..."
"The final judgment is coming, the old civilization falls, and a new era begins..."
"Old God, I'm waiting for you in Cairo!"
"..."
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"Wade, why are you talking to yourself alone? Are you sick again? Do you need physical therapy?"
Deadpool stalled: "No, it was the hairy bald man talking in my head. I know you can't hear it, so I broadcast it live to tell you."
Almost not long after Apocalypse abducted Charles, he connected the entire world through Charles' ability, announced his return, emphatically named Russell, and informed him of his current location.
Cairo, the capital and largest city of Egypt.
While the two were talking, gray chimneys suddenly rose in the distant sky, some far or near, more than ten in total.
Being familiar with the plot, Russell and Deadpool both knew that Apocalypse not only controlled Charles to issue a declaration, but also gave the global government a powerful blow.
Offending all the nuclear pacifists in the world in one fell swoop, Apocalypse pretended to be cool, but the mutants were tricked and forced to choose their side and fell into the trap of the super bosses.
Almost at the same time, mutants around the world were yelling at Apocalypse and praying that this bastard would successfully conquer the world, otherwise they would never be able to live their lives in the future.
Whoosh!
Nightcrawler teleported to Russell's side, and said anxiously: "Mr. Russell, Captain Deadpool, come with me quickly, we are in trouble."
After saying that, Night Walker put his hand on the two of them's shoulders and teleported with them to the conference room of the college teachers.
The X-Men were almost gathered together, including Psylocke and Logan. Nightcrawler's appearance did not attract any attention, and their attention was entirely focused on the TV.
On the TV screens, all channels were urgently broadcasting news about the launch of nuclear weapons.
"This station has received news from Europe and Asia. Not only the US imperialism, but also nuclear weapons all over the world seem to be out of control. So far, the White House has not made any statement on this matter..."
"The Pentagon has confirmed that the first countries to launch nuclear bombs are Bear, Rabbit, and Big Bang..."
"Many news media around the world..."
The situation was very bad. Apocalypse's big move caused a global sensation. Like a glass of cold water poured into boiling oil, the whole world exploded in an instant.
When it comes to nuclear weapons, no one can stay calm. The media covered this incident overwhelmingly, speculating on the authorities' intentions and whether it was related to World War III.
The strange thing is that when such a big thing happened, the superpowers remained silent one after another, motionless as if they were asleep.
The worst thing is the US imperialism. Because of freedom of speech, the collective silence of the authorities, and the crazy hype of the media, all kinds of conspiracy theories are all over the streets.
Immediately, someone took out a banner from under their desk and added 'oppose the war' after the words 'The President Eats Shit', 'Protest against Racial Discrimination', 'Green Environmental Protection' and other words. They gathered in small groups and gathered their friends to take to the streets.
Adding to the turbulent situation.
Not to mention, there are quite a few people who like to shine and shine. There are about ten people in almost every building.
After a while, the media stopped reporting on the nuclear bomb, and the follow-up news was "Texas shooting", "Detroit shooting", "Chicago shooting", as chaotic as you want.
It is conceivable that if it hadn't been for tonight, tap water and shovels in supermarkets in cities all over the United States would have been sold at sky-high prices.
What, you said mineral water is understandable, but why are shovels also priced at sky-high prices?
What a fuss, how can the American imperialists build air raid shelters in their own yards without shovels!
“It’s so lively!”
"yes!"
The two idiots did not take it too seriously to watch the excitement. They continuously changed the channel to watch current affairs news and madly complained about the idiotic American people.
At this moment, the TV screen changed again. After the jumping snowflakes flashed, a big blue face appeared on the TV. It was Apocalypse's face.
"I bet $100 that this guy is the worst."
"Follow me, I won't accept any rebuttal!"
Russell didn't want to watch nonsense, so he picked up the remote control and changed the channel. Ten channels in a row were all occupied by Apocalypse. He could only calmly put down the remote control and see what he wanted to say.
"Everyone on Earth, you must have seen the beautiful scenery of fireworks blooming. Don't worry, this is the end of the old era. In the new era, you no longer need weapons, firearms, swords, spears, stone tools, etc.
If you need it again..."
The apocalypse started again. Deadpool refused to give up. He grabbed the remote control and changed a few channels. He was stabbed by Logan next to him with his claws and stopped.
As soon as the camera turned, the big blue plate disappeared, replaced by the land of Egypt with numerous pyramids. Apocalypse stood in front of the camera, leaving an unfathomable figure to the audience in front of the TV.
As he raised his hands high, the entire Cairo shook violently like an earthquake. The tall buildings shattered and the ground collapsed. All materials split instantly and reorganized in the center of the city to form a towering and motionless giant pyramid.
The metal tower body can be called the most miracle in the world. It shines under the scorching sun, reflecting a heavy sense of solemnity and making everyone watching the live broadcast stunned.
turn out to be……
This is how the pyramids were built!
I would like to congratulate New York and Los Angeles for surviving the disaster with a very small probability. Tianqi is an ancient Egyptian, otherwise these two brothers and sisters would be unlucky again.
The screen jumped again, and Apocalypse's expressionless dead face appeared in front of the camera: "Humans, during the 3,600 years I slept, you ruled this world. Now I have woken up, get ready for purification!"
The picture froze, and then, a hand-drawn photo sticker appeared on the TV.
Seeing this face, everyone looked at Russell, wondering what Tian Qi's purpose was for hanging his face on the global live broadcast.
"Old God, don't think about escaping. I will defeat you in front of the whole world and let your followers know that you are too weak to be attacked."
Apocalypse disappeared from the screen, only Russell's photo sticker remained, he became famous!
"Oh, man, you are going to be popular." Deadpool screamed: "Now people all over the world want to know you, you will have countless announcements, endorsements, film appointments, interviews... Damn it, you must remember
, during the interview, he called himself a member of the X-Force, and your captain is named Wade Wilson... No, I’m not going to be the captain anymore, I want to be your agent.”
"Don't be stupid, the person in the portrait is not me."
When Deadpool heard this, his whole face was pressed against the TV, and he confirmed again and again: "It's impossible, it's obviously exactly the same!"
Russell calmly analyzed and pointed out the difference between himself and the portrait: "By comparison, it is easy to find flaws. The distance between the eyebrows in the portrait is too large, and the eyes lack cohesion; the bridge of the nose is a bit flat; the lips are too thin, looking very thin; and the worst thing is
Yes, his hairline is one centimeter higher than mine, how could it be me?"
Man, I think you want to eat farts!
Deadpool has never seen such a shameless person. Russell is so shameless that he feels that his position as captain may be taken away at any time.
Everyone else felt the same, fearing that they would be infected with the sand sculpture virus, and subconsciously stayed away from Russell and Deadpool.
Logan and Psylocke also retreated, and soon their faces were ashen. They were isolated, and because they were members of the X-Force, they were labeled as carriers of the sand virus.
Bang!
The door to the conference room was pushed open, and Mystique Raven pushed the door open and walked in. She said with a serious face: "Hank has debugged the plane. We are going to Cairo now to rescue Charles."
The enemy was unprecedentedly powerful. To put it bluntly, there was a high probability that this trip would result in death, but none of the X-Men refused.
Raven named a few wounded who were unable to move. Apart from her, the only remaining X-Men in action were Nightcrawler Wagner, Quicksilver Pietro, and Magneto Eric, who temporarily joined.
Including Deadpool, Logan and Russell from X-Force, there are exactly seven people.
"Mr. Russell!"
On the way to the aircraft, Raven asked in a low voice: "Char...the professor asked me to ask you, are you sure the victory is about half?"
Deadpool has asked this question eight hundred times. Russell sighed and said for the last time: "Yeah, what's the problem?"
Ruiwen was a little confused, nodded and stopped talking.
She had no more questions, but Russell had a question: "By the way, Professor
"The professor is in the secret room of the brainwave enhancement device. He has a way to prevent Apocalypse from taking over Charles' body, and he can also..." At this point, Raven's face became embarrassed: "He can also help him save his hair!"