When Russell passed by the living room with a small notebook, he heard the voice of Catwoman Selina. He looked sideways and found that she was lying on the sofa, petting the cat, watching TV, and eating snacks. It was as comfortable as you wanted.
.
He lowered his head and looked at the small notebook. The first line was "Cat Stew". The font was bold and enlarged, and it was circled in red pen for emphasis, in case he got distracted and forgot.
"Selena, why are you here? I remember your room is downstairs."
"Ah, I've eaten all the snacks in my room."
Hearing this natural reply, Russell grimaced. The opportunity had been given, but Selina didn't know how to cherish it. He silently meditated on the system and used the card draw, and successfully drew the 'Sword of Vulcan'.
[Sword of Vulcan (a sharp sword that can cut at the subatomic level, with a flame burning effect)]
Clang!
With the sound of a sword, the two cats on the sofa immediately exploded and jumped three feet high.
Seeing Russell sharpening his knife and attacking pigs and sheep, Selina hurriedly held the Egyptian cat in front of her and asked: "Boss, what happened?"
"There is a useless cat at home. It can do nothing but eat, drink and have fun. After raising it for so long, it's time to put it in the pot and stew it." Russell said while looking at the Vulcan Sword in his hand.
A long sword with a classic shape and yet beautiful appearance, it was forged by the God of Fire Hephaestus using Kobelcoin mixed with other magical metals. The sword body is harder than any metal in the world, and the blade is sharper than any other blade.
Of course, this is what you say on Mount Olympus, and it won't necessarily be true if you leave that mountain.
The power of the divine pattern engraved on the sword body ensures that it will not break easily. In a head-to-head confrontation, the purely hard and sharp Adamantium alloy knife cannot cause damage to it.
Moreover, because of the existence of divine power and magic, the lethality of this sword is more powerful than the Adamantium sword. It is the best weapon Russell has obtained.
A very handy long sword. There is no such thing as a lady's sword in Olympus. The straight blade and broad blade forging style are very suitable for Russell's use whether it is one-handed or two-handed.
Adamant alloy knives can be retired.
"Hey, isn't this sword the weapon of Wonder Woman?"
Selina was confused. Could it be that her boss and Wonder Woman got together?
A strong sense of crisis hit, and Selina was terrified. Today Russell and Diana hooked up and committed adultery, and tomorrow she would be kicked out of the office by the boss's wife and become a homeless stray cat.
There are no snacks, no comfortable jobs, no luxury cars and mansions, and no credit cards to buy things.
The worst thing is that without Deathstroke’s girlfriend’s vest, there will no longer be any brothers on the road to give her gifts.
I thought that in the future I would work overtime and stay up late and become a social beast. I would wake up early and work late at night for a month without even being able to pay off my credit card. I would have to dance in bars to make ends meet.
Unable to defeat Lazy Cancer for three consecutive months, he took the risk to sneak around, and was caught by Bateman who came after hearing the news. From then on, he lived in Arkham, and lived with the Joker, Riddler and other lunatics every day...
"hiss!!"
Selina took a deep breath, her eyes shrank into vertical lines in fear, and her whole body felt bad.
As the saying goes, there is no room for two tigers in one mountain, so she would never agree with this development. It is enough for this family to have beautiful shorthair that is both delicious and lazy. The smart and capable Aegean cat refuses to enter.
Selina's face changed, and she rushed to Russell, hugged his sword-holding arm, and said with tears in her eyes: "Boss, what's wrong with Egyptian cats? Why should they be stewed?"
"..."
The Egyptian cat jumped on the sofa, stretched its limbs, and continued to lie down, sneering in his heart that Selina didn't know that she was about to die, and she still doesn't understand who Russell wants to stew.
Russell snorted coldly: "What does it have to do with the Egyptian cat? It's you I want to stew. No, I even borrowed the Vulcan Sword."
"!"
Selina was stunned, a little guilty, and stammered: "If it's about snacks, I will make up for it when I get paid next month. I just think... you won't eat it anyway, what a waste."
!”
"Hmph!"
Russell tried hard to shake his hands, but just like last time, Selina hugged her too tightly, and he couldn't shake it off with all his strength. He sneered: "Selina, yesterday Batman and I teamed up to kill monsters and met a Gotham girl.
Citizen, he said he had paid favors and still wants me to protect him, can you explain?"
"This...this...can't explain it, what should I do?"
"All the benefits are recycled, and people stew."
"..."
Selina was sweating profusely. She met Russell's fierce eyes and subconsciously tightened the arms in her arms: "Give me ten minutes, and I will definitely be able to think of a reasonable reason."
"I'll give you half an hour!"
"oh!"
Selina let go of her hand and started thinking about countermeasures. She felt that with her IQ, she probably wouldn't be able to survive this level.
"Think about it!"
"oh!"
After half an hour, Selina failed to give a reasonable explanation, so Russell waved his hand and gave her another hour.
An hour later, Selina discovered that the hole she had dug for herself was too deep, and she would not be able to climb out if she jumped in.
The brothers on the streets of Gotham City thought she was Deathstroke's girlfriend, and two good girlfriends thought so too. Russell came to ask for portrait rights and reputational damage fees. Then thinking about the life threat from the Aegean cat, he gritted his teeth and stamped his feet. This was a trap for her.
No more climbing.
"Boss, I've actually had a crush on you for a long time, so I pretended to be your girlfriend."
"No, that's not what I'm talking about..."
"what is that?"
(一`??一)x2
"Well, that's it, you just have to figure it out."
Russell silently put away the Vulcan Sword, feeling extremely ashamed. This defeat was not the fault of war. It was not that his weapon was not sharp enough, but that the enemy's strategy was too clever.
But when he thought about it, he was no longer ashamed. The hard-hearted Batman had fallen into the hands of the female villain many times. He only failed once or twice, which was already a sign of his firm will.
As for reputation, whatever reputation Deathstroke wanted, his cousin didn't want it.
…
Time flies by for five months, Gotham City is calm, and even if it covers a larger area, the whole world is in calm.
This is not DC at all!
In fact, the villains are very conscientious and go out every day to engage in directional blasting. However, these are routine operations for the DC world and Gotham City, and are far from the standard for major events.
Russell stayed at home for five months, studying his Deathstroke armor every day, and playing hide-and-seek when he was tired.
Sometimes I look for cats, sometimes I look for people, and when I find them, I meow.
There was no big blue man without pants, and there was no ridiculous magical superman. A series of expected major events did not happen, giving Russell a feeling of...unexplainable.
To use an inappropriate analogy, if the DC universe he is in is a universe composed of a series of movies, the current situation is because the failure was too bad, so the follow-up plan has been shelved.
Of course, Russell did not do anything serious. He contacted Diana and with the other party's help, he completed a three-day trip to Paradise Island, a seven-day trip to Mount Olympus, and successfully borrowed Poseidon, the King of the Sea.
Trident in hand.
The Poseidon of this world is a strong old man with white hair and white beard. Russell asked to borrow the trident for a look, and he graciously agreed.
And then there was no more, because the trident disappeared, Russell was kicked out of Olympus and was never allowed to step into it.
With Olympus's narrow-mindedness, Russell embezzled the trident under the bright sky. He must not be treated lightly and must be severely punished to restore his power.
However, humans don't know the specific situation of the battle between Russell and Darkseid, but they all know it well and know that they can't afford to provoke it. They even swallowed it in their stomachs even after their teeth were broken.
After sending Russell away, Zeus comforted his brother with good words. It was just a trident. No matter how important it was, it would be gone if it was gone. He asked the God of Fire Hephaestus to build a nine-dented trident as a replacement.
There are six more forks than before, and it looks more impressive. Except for the forks being a little bent, there seems to be nothing wrong...
Zeus summoned all the main gods and declared in a high-profile manner that although Poseidon lost his trident, his status as the twelve main gods and the king of the sea was unbreakable. Anyone who dared to look down on Poseidon would not give him the face of the god king Zeus.
Hades, who came after hearing the news, was also united and stood firmly with Zeus, saying that Poseidon would always be his good brother.
Poseidon howled and cried. He was so moved by the love between brothers that he couldn't speak incoherently. He cried into tears. His words and deeds were all elegant and easy-going, and his mouth was fragrant. He was knocked unconscious by Zeus and Hades. He is currently imprisoned in the underworld.
In prison.
There is no other meaning. The two brothers knew that Poseidon was so affectionate that he went crazy, so they just needed to calm down.
In addition, Russell also went to Atlantis several times to collect barbecue materials and borrowed a piece of meat from the sea monster Karason to try to strengthen his attribute points.
The effect was average. Maybe it was because his attributes were over 100, which caused him to have too strong foundation. He searched the entire sea and only improved his 'body' attribute by 2 points.
Seeing that there was nothing he could do, Russell no longer pressed, and after the sea creatures said goodbye with tears, he returned to the land with unfinished business.
Five months later, the task progress bar was stuck, and he couldn't help it any longer, thinking about the possibility of doing it himself.
After analyzing the probabilities, we found that the possibility of success is very slim, because he is not a villain, lacks practical experience, and is the type to break into the local area.
After thinking about it, Bateman had to do it himself to be a bad guy.
There is a supercomputer in the Batcave, which stores a large number of sinister countermeasures, all prepared by Bruce against the members of the Justice League.
Justice League collapse plan, there is no better event than this!
Russell decided to give it a try. It didn't matter if he failed. He went to Wayne Manor to see Bruce's family daily life. A smile was good for his physical and mental health.
In three months' time, the young master of the Wayne family will be born.
During pregnancy, Miranda had a bad temper. When she got angry, she was basically the same as Arkham's psycho. But in fact, Arkham's patient Bruce would beat him whenever he wanted, but Miranda couldn't.
Not only could he not be beaten, but he had to be coaxed because the Butler Man was watching eagerly from the side.
In the eyes of Butler Man, the inheritance of the Wayne family is more important than anything else. Therefore, although the master is very important, the young master is more important, and Miranda who is pregnant with the young master is the top priority.
If Bruce wants to touch Miranda, he can do it in three months, but now there is no way.
Very realistic and true!
With the support of the Butler Man, Miranda became unscrupulous, probably because she knew that she only had three months to play tricks. She made all kinds of unreasonable troubles and acted petty, thinking of ways to torment Bruce in order to retaliate against the ruthless man.
Batman.
However, what Russell didn't know was that after he left home, Selina used his personal computer to shop online, and suddenly her mailbox prompted a message that an email was set to be sent to a mass audience tonight, asking for confirmation whether to execute it.
"Why do you have to post it tonight? Why don't you post it now?"
Selina didn't even look at it, she just clicked send immediately.
This email contains Russell's copy of the Bruce + Batman series of photos, which is his ultimate means to fight Bateman. If Bruce dares to plot against him, this email will be sent to major newspapers across the United States.
Set the sending time to 48 hours later, during which Russell can manually delay. If there is no delay, it means he is unlucky and the email will be sent regularly.