Chapter 826 Tell me, you want to join the Avengers
Buzz buzz----
Dr. Banner's ears were ringing continuously, and his body flew out upside down. His unusual physique prevented him from being injured.
A more accurate statement is that when he was injured, the Hulk in his body took over the management, healed himself and put on green skin at the same time, completing the transformation in an instant.
Hulk fell from mid-air, unable to maintain his balance with both feet on the ground. He was knocked down by the impact, and he stumbled and rolled several times before barely stopping.
"Ho ho ho——"
A trace of green light flashed in Hulk's eyes. His tall and strong body had already burst through his clothes, leaving only a pair of surprisingly elastic underwear.
He put his feet on the ground, his leg muscles tightened and relaxed like springs, his body jumped high, and he jumped towards Russell's position.
After the transformation, Banner's IQ is not high, and he chooses people to eat like a wild beast. All wild beasts have one characteristic, that is, they hold grudges. Those who have hurt them can be remembered for a lifetime.
The sound of breaking through the air came, and Russell waved his hand to stop Natasha and Yelena who came forward, preparing to take this opportunity to stretch their hands and feet.
"Ho ho ho!!"
Hulk fell from the sky, clenching his hands into fists, looking at Russell below, waving his arms vigorously and pounced down.
The powerful momentum compressed and pushed away the air, creating a hurricane out of thin air that swept across the entire place. Large amounts of dust were rolled up, and the momentum was particularly terrifying.
Russell's eyes narrowed slightly, and the deep darkness in his eyes could not be resolved. He raised his hands to meet the two fists dropped by the Hulk.
boom!!
Hulk landed with a terrifying impact, and hit Russell hard with two huge fists. The moment he landed, his feet made two dented footprints, causing the ground to tremble slightly.
Soon, the ferocious look on his face gradually turned into confusion. The enemy did not turn into a photo. His two fists were firmly resisted, and he could not make an inch forward despite all his efforts.
Russell raised his hands and caught the Hulk's blow from the sky. The scene was very familiar. He remembered that he had done the same thing before.
Hulk missed with one blow, and immediately began a continuous violent offensive. He raised his fists high and then smashed them down, attacking Russell like a pile driver.
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom————
The surging power was released, and Russell stood firmly on the spot. The spider web cracks under his feet spread rapidly, and the gravel and dust on the ground jumped up again and again with the vibration.
After several times in a row, Hulk realized something was wrong and raised his hand in shock. In front of him was an unharmed Russell.
Hulk was stunned by this unprecedented experience. The stupid man stood there with a bunch of question marks on his forehead and transformed into a green man with a question mark face.
It is conceivable that with Hulk's IQ, when Dr. Banner is offline, he can't even think of a reason.
Russell had no intention of answering his questions. A long time ago, he thought that there was no possibility of communication with the Hulk. Apart from beauty, the Hulk would not bow to anyone.
Later he learned that as long as he was strong enough, the Hulk was very easy to talk to.
It would be even more powerful if it had a big purple chin. Keep the Hulk out of the way.
"Hulk, tell me you want to join the Avengers."
Russell lowered his shoulders and lowered his waist, put his fist under his abdomen, and pressed Hulk's chest with one hand. Under his confused gaze, he shot out with the edge of his fist, blasting the air and disappearing into an afterimage.
boom!!
There was a muffled thunder, and the punch penetrated into the center of Hulk's chest and abdomen, causing ripples to ripple on his steel-tough muscle skin.
On Hulk's back, at the position corresponding to the fist, a bunch of energy came out of his body, compressing the air and roaring.
The body was raised, and Hulk's feet were suspended off the ground. His tight muscles relaxed, and his limbs hung down weakly. His whole body's strength was scattered by a punch.
His eyes bulged in disbelief, his mouth opened wide and he shouted silently, a mouthful of green blood shot out of his mouth like an arrow.
"Hulk, tell me you want to join the Avengers."
Russell said, when Hulk's body floated into the air, he grabbed his ankles, turned around and stepped forward, rounded his arms and threw them down, slamming him to the ground.
boom!!
The ground shook, Hulk raised his head and coughed out a mouthful of hot blood, and heard Russell's repeated words again.
"Hulk, tell me you want to join the Avengers."
"Hohohoho——"
"That's not it."
Russell shook his head, grabbed Hulk's ankle, turned over and threw him out again, creating a large human-shaped pit on the ground.
Hulk collapsed to the ground, a flash of fear flashed in his ferocious eyes. He shook his head hard and thought about what happened.
Where did the enemy come from, why did the battle happen, and who did Banner provoke?
"Hulk, tell me, what do you want to do?"
"Hulk, Hulk... don't want to!!"
"wrong answer."
"..."
Hulk was about to resist, but as soon as his muscles tensed up, his ankle was tightly clasped, and a huge force pulled him, breaking up his strength.
The world was spinning before his eyes, a roaring sound broke through the air in his ears, and the next second, his whole body was embedded in the ground again.
Severe pain hit him, arousing his ferocity. He beat the ground with both hands and roared again and again.
"Hulk, tell me you want to join the Avengers."
"Ho ho ho!!!"
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom————
"Hulk, tell me you want to join the Avengers."
"Ho ho ho!!"
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom————
"Hulk, tell me, what do you want to do?"
"Ho ho ho!!"
The roar was intermittent and lasted for quite a while. The surrounding SHIELD agents who were responsible for guarding opened the blockade. They were heavily armed and had cold faces, dispelling the idea of finding out what was going on.
What happened tonight will be slightly polished by Natalie, written into a report and delivered to Nick Fury's desk. The so-called polishing means omitting or adding some processes without changing the results.
Nick Fury won't know the truth because all the SHIELD agents present are Hydra, and Russell doesn't want him to know, so there's no way he can know.
…
Five minutes later, Russell stood on the devastated ground, holding Hulk's big green foot in his hand.
"Hulk, tell me, what do you want to do?"
Hulk's eyes dodge, and after a meaningless roar, he said dullly: "Hulk... Hulk wants to join the Avengers."
"louder please!"
"Ho ho ho!!!"
Hulk glared at Russell and roared loudly, then his body shrank, his green skin disappeared, he shut himself up and returned home, where Dr. Banner came online.
(一`′一)
Russell frowned. He didn't feel the exertion, and Hulk wasn't injured. How could he suddenly leave after having a good conversation?
"what happened?"
Dr. Banner looked confused, took his foot out of Russell's hand, and put his hands on his shoulders to protect his vitals.
"Dr. Banner, you have a great sense of humor, and it's a pleasure to chat with you, but now I want to talk to Hulk more. I know you can control the transformation and let him come out."
Russell looked at Bruce Banner speechlessly. The movement of protecting his chest with his hands was so beautiful that he did not dare to look directly at him.
"You...you and Hulk...have talked?"
Banner looked around. The pitted ground looked like it was covered by artillery fire. There were several large craters that looked like they were made by the Hulk.
When he looked at Russell, who was unscathed but with some dust on his clothes, he immediately realized the seriousness of the situation and put on a modest smile.
"Wait a minute, I'll talk to Hulk, he'll be out soon."
Dr. Banner closed his eyes, his whole body tensed up, and his face turned red and his neck was thick from suppressing it. Soon, the bulging blood vessels in his neck were replaced by a large green area.
“Ho ho ho—ho oh!?”
Dr. Banner's body expanded, his green eyes met Russell's gaze, and halfway through his transformation, he instantly shrank back to Banner's appearance.
"Hulk, what are you doing?"
Dr. Banner was a little panicked. It had been his long-standing dream to be unable to transform into the Hulk. If he had been able to transform into the Hulk before, he would have laughed to death, but today he couldn't. His personal safety was threatened, and he needed the Hulk to come out and top the tank.
He glanced at Russell and saw a look of impatience on his face. He raised his hand to wipe away the cold sweat and hurriedly explained: "Mr. Agent, this happens occasionally. Give me a little more time and it will be solved right away."
After saying that, Dr. Banner muttered "Hurry up", closed his eyes tightly, frowned into the character "Chuan", raised his hand and slapped himself twice.
"Come out quickly! Come out quickly! Come out quickly..."
After ten seconds, Banner gave up the slap in the face because it hurt too much.
"Dr. Banner, are you still not feeling well? Or maybe Hulk asked you to talk to me?" Russell was too lazy to wait. He raised his big hand and pressed it towards Banner.
"Wait a moment!"
Dr. Banner sweatdropped from the corners of his brows. He took a deep breath and said, "I think Hulk's meaning is already obvious. Just say what you want to do and I can make the decision."
Russell was doubtful and raised his eyebrows at Dr. Banner: "Are you sure?"
Banner said nothing, slapped himself twice, and then looked at Russell with an innocent face: "I am sure that facts speak louder than words."
"..."
Russell was stunned. The plan was not as fast as the change, but in general it seemed to be the same. He politely stretched out his hand, pulled Dr. Banner up from the ground, took off his coat and put it on him.
"Dr. Banner, I admire you very much and would like to invite you to join my team as an academic advisor. What do you think?"
"Do you think I have any choice?" Banner shook his head and smiled bitterly.
It’s not what you think, it’s what I think!
It's easy to talk to smart people. Russell nodded with satisfaction and put his arm around Banner's shoulders: "Dr. Banner, since you said so, I will make the decision for you."
"Well, you can make the decision."
Banner smiled bitterly: "If I remember correctly, you want to invite me to join that...Avengers, is that the name?"
"No, no, no, that's a small club under the branch company. It's just a joke. Talents like you are naturally hired directly by the head office."
Russell said something that Banner couldn't understand, and said to Natasha: "Go, make arrangements. I will take Dr. Banner to visit several bases, and he will be one of ours."
"Mr. Agent, what does head office mean? Are you not S.H.I.E.L.D.?"
"It's a long story, so I won't cut it short. After all, seeing is believing. I'll take you to the head office and you'll understand."
Russell was full of confidence. As long as Banner went to the head office for a walk, he would definitely be envious of the superior working environment and join in actively, crying and shouting.