Chapter 899 The superhero blockbuster becomes a romance in seconds
"You are the ones who suffer the consequences of being so cruel and disfigured..."
Russell covered his nose, and a few drops of nosebleeds came out between his fingers. Just a few drops, which delayed the speed of self-healing but didn't flow much.
Remove the ‘we’ and say it again! x2
Supergirl snorted coldly, turned into an afterimage, disappeared on the spot and came to Russell's side.
After getting along with each other for a few days, Supergirl knew that Russell was the best at deceiving people with his sweet words. However, she had always been soft-spoken towards Russell, and she would have nothing to do if the other party tried to fool him a few words, so she must not let his mouth move.
With flying sand and rocks, Supergirl flashed behind Russell, turned her Infinity Gauntlet into a knife, and struck Russell directly on the back of the neck, as fast as lightning.
Russell lowered his head slightly to avoid the sweeping hand knife. The moment he straightened his body, he grabbed Supergirl's wrist and pushed and pulled to release its strength. At the same time, he did not forget to use the beauty trick and telepathic communication to contact her.
"Stop making trouble. I don't want to hide my identity. I really can't tell the truth. Otherwise, why would I insist on enduring this crime?"
"..."
Supergirl frowned, and her soft-eared habit towards Russell started again. He grabbed her wrist and pulled her into his arms, locking her hands behind her back.
Shen Menghan's eyelids twitched. Although this scene was no different from looking in the mirror, she still felt that her forehead was extremely heavy. She quickened her pace, appeared next to Russell as if teleporting, and pushed away the unable to move Superwoman with a slap. He swung his elbow towards Russell's face.
It was also a telepathic transmission. Russell slapped Supergirl's closed heart door, but the latter remained unmoved. After three times, the door opened slightly.
Russell: I knew it!
The moment the door crack opened, Russell raised his foot and kicked the door open. Shen Menghan gave it a few symbolic pushes, and the door to the spiritual world was invaded by darkness.
Then, following the exact same routine, Russell didn't change a single word, letting Shen Menghan's questioning go silent, and at the same time, he pulled her back into his arms.
The angle changed, and it was Supergirl's turn to feel that her forehead was a little heavy.
The three of them were fighting in close combat. Russell was fighting on both sides, sending private messages at the same time. He and the two superwomen Xiaozhi were moved by emotion and reason. Seven out of ten sentences were true and three were false. He never talked about the bad debts on Jason's vest. The fists of the two people became slower and slower, but they were not ambiguous at all when fighting for the C position.
Outside the barrier, a group of people watching the excitement had black lines on their faces. Yingyingying complained speechlessly: "The captain is hopeless. If we continue the fight, they will be hugged by scumbags."
"Bian Que is right, let's issue a critical illness notice to the family members!"
Kang Xi followed suit and added: "At the beginning, they shouted slogans louder than anyone else, and said that whoever dared to work would not contribute, so they dug a hole and buried them on the spot. In the end, they used the least strength to pull the other person out of Russell's arms. It was quite strong when I squeezed out."
"That's right, my positron cannon is destroyed... click click click... this account needs to be reimbursed... click click click..."
"Hey, where did you get the potato chips?"
"If I don't eat potato chips, I'll just eat dog food. I still think potato chips are better."
"It makes sense, give me half!"
"..."
The more they watched, the more they felt that the fight scene was too fake, and the flirting was like flirting, which was seriously inconsistent with their expectations.
It's just like going to a movie theater. The poster says "Science Fiction War, Superheroes" in black and white, and the picture shows two superwomen looking at each other in dark shadows, with their twin hairs about to explode.
It didn't happen all that long after watching the movie. In the first half of the episode, Supergirl woke up from a deep sleep, confused about the identity of her clone, and fought with her original body, with neither side winning or losing.
In the second half of the episode, the two superwomen put aside their past differences and join forces to fight against the big devil who is destroying the world.
The Demon King has a strong aura, and almost all the money was spent on his special effects. He easily defeated Supergirl's teammates as soon as he appeared on the scene, which really made the audience sweat for Supergirl and worried that they would not be able to defeat them.
However, the audience obviously thought too much. There was no life-and-death situation, and the plot took a dramatic turn, switching from a superhero script to an urban romance film.
The righteous superwoman fell into the arms of the big devil. Because the devil's mind was not broad enough, the two superwomen jumped back to the plot of the first half of the episode.
Rubbish movies are selling themselves off like sheep and insulting the audience’s IQ, but... you can still watch it!
The girls changed their minds and couldn't see Supergirl x 2 domestically violent scumbag. It would be nice to see Supergirl tearing each other apart. After all, most people can't tear her apart, and such scenes are rare.
Boom! Boom! Boom————
The ground shook slightly. Kang Xi looked at the trembling potato chip bag in his hand and said dissatisfied: "Deputy team, this barrier is not reliable at all. Don't let it explode."
Shadows covered the top of her head. Ying Yingying's body froze and she turned her head with difficulty: "Idiot, look at the situation clearly. I won't bear this pot barrier."
Several people watching the show turned around sharply. In their sights, Godzilla was approaching, blocking out the sky and the sun, and a puff of atomic breath sprayed down from a long distance away.
"Stop Godzilla quickly, the defense outside the barrier cannot stop the radiation rays!"
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Within the barrier, Russell kept sending private messages, never mentioning 'you are all my wings'. He blocked Supergirl's pretentious fist, raised his hand to push it aside, then sideways avoided Shen Menghan's whipping leg and held his ankle.
Carry it under your arm.
"What did you just say... Oh, it's not that I want to resurrect the clone, but the situation forces me. If I don't resurrect her, I can't do without the time loop."
"Then why did you hide her stone statue in the space ring and specifically exchange it for a resurrection card?"
"It's a long story..."
"Then let's make a long story short, I'm listening!"
"..."
Russell rolled his eyes, and imagined that he and Supergirl met and then fought. Finally, Supergirl explained the situation of voluntarily dying: "Yeah, she was you at the time. If I was indifferent, I would pretend that I didn't see it and was having sex with a scumbag."
What's the difference?"
"Is this why you hug each other?"
"..."
"Humph, you are not a scumbag, you are a scumbag!"
"..."
Supergirl hit Russell in the back with a flying kick. She hit a cow from across the mountain and fell out of Shen Menghan's arms. Then she quickly stepped forward, but Russell accidentally grabbed her arm.
"Continuing with the topic just now... We are true teammates. How can you help her but not me?"
Supergirl heard this and raised her eyebrows: "I have been helping you, but you have never told me the truth."
"How is it possible that I even sold myself to the Lord God for you... Ahem, you have to understand that she and I will leave the Lord God's space after completing the mission, but you can't. We won't see each other for a while, so why bother worrying about the details and cherish the time!
relative!"
"What are you selling yourself for? What contract did you sign with the Lord God?" Superwoman was so shocked that she forgot about teleportation and blurted out.
"What kind of contract? You two... also used telepathy?"
Shen Menghan's expression changed. He noticed the talk of a contract of betrayal and immediately put the unhappiness in his heart behind him.
"No, there is no contract to sell myself. I said something wrong."
Russell's face turned pale, and he forgot to wipe it with sweat. He waved his hands and backed away, and said: "That's it for now. Don't talk about this topic. Let's talk about Jason's vest. I dressed as a woman. Are you angry? "
Supergirl and Shen Menghan's faces were ashen, and they were thinking a thousand times. Their minds were occupied with Russell and the Lord God signing the contract of sale, and they didn't care about the black account on Jason's vest. They stepped forward from left to right and grabbed both of his arms.
"Russell, the contract of sale is..."
"Stop it, can you please don't embarrass me?"
Russell laughed, no, he was so frightened that he grinned and took several breaths in a row.
"It's because of me that you..."
Supergirl held Russell's hand, the corners of her eyes turned red. Thinking about the other person's efforts, and then thinking about her own unreasonable troubles, she was immediately ashamed and lowered her head, not daring to look at him.
"Yes and no, it's a long story. In fact, I signed that thing a long time ago..."
Russell raised his hand and hugged Superwoman into his shoulders, looking at Shen Menghan affectionately: "Remember that ring? On the surface it was you who snatched it away, but in fact I took it away for you on purpose. It has a certain luck bonus. ...I can’t say anything more, just know that it’s rare and don’t lose it.”
"Then I'll give it back to you. I don't need it anyway."
Hearing this, Shen Menghan hurriedly took out the pendant under his collar and wanted to take off the ring and return it to Russell.
"No, I can't die under normal circumstances. You need it more than me."
While talking, Russell pulled Shen Menghan into his arms again and looked up at the sky, feeling that his life had reached its peak.
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The car overturned, but the old driver never said that he only had one car and that in the future he would drive a truck and be able to pull a load of people.
"Oh, don't dwell on this matter anymore. Just understand it in your heart. I won't say it anyway, and it's useless for you to beat me to death." Russell suppressed his pride, his voice was extremely distorted, thinking about striking while the iron is hot and getting things done right away. Already.
By then, the raw rice will be cooked and there will be no more trouble!
"I……"
Shen Menghan looked at Superwoman face to face and wanted to kick her away and monopolize Russell's arms.
But when I think about it, Russell resurrected her because of himself. Moreover, when she left the main god space, the other party disappeared.
The other party had also risked his own life for Russell. If it had been her at that time, she would probably have had the same result, so she simply closed her eyes and pretended not to have seen it.
Supergirl was almost the same. She felt that she had seen the right person. Russell was willing to sign a selling contract with the Lord God for her. As for Shen Menghan... let's leave it like this for now. After all, Russell was not easy either.
"It's too difficult for me. Don't mention your identity again in the future. So there are clauses on it... Well, you know." Russell tightened his arms. If you don't break, you can't stand. Break and then stand. Risks are always accompanied by opportunities. The ancients are not honest. Bully him.
"Well..." x2
Hearing the soft response, Russell raised his head and laughed silently. The trembling posture of his body made the two women feel heartbroken. They thought he was being punished for talking too much, and the resentment in their hearts disappeared instantly.
Just when Russell was thinking about coming up with an unreasonable idea, the barrier above his head shook repeatedly and disappeared in the blink of an eye. Godzilla's huge face came into view, with a head of Ghidorah in his mouth.
boom----
Blue light bloomed into the sky, and Ghidorah's head flew into ashes and was annihilated.