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They said that Superwoman could only exist in the main god's space, and why she was reluctant to leave her in the next life. They were all lies to her. As soon as she turned around, Russell brought the mistress out, and it was better to bring him out in an upright and fair manner in front of her. of.
What does this mean? You think she's easy to talk to, so she doesn't even bother to act?
Shen Menghan thought about it again. When he was in the main god's space, he couldn't bear it because Superwoman was so affectionate, so he lent the tool man to her for use...
Judging from this posture, it seems that he is not prepared to return the favor.
The more I think about it, the angrier I get.jpg
Russell looked at Shen Menghan's appearance in confusion, and then looked at his zipper hand, feeling neither sad nor happy.
It may be that the car has rolled over too many times recently, and he is wandering back and forth on the line of death, and he no longer feels anything.
Apart from lamenting that it was too difficult to live, my mind was filled with a blank screen and no other colors at all.
Except for the black border!
Russell gave up the treatment, but Supergirl didn't. Faced with Shen Menghan's cannibalistic look, he quickly entered a state of food protection and urged: "What are you doing standing there in a daze? Quickly zip up the zipper!"
"oh."
The Russell machine also responded. It was supposed to take thirty seconds to zip up, but now it takes less than two seconds.
I have no choice, I really have no idea at all.
"You're still helping her zipper?"
Shen Menghanxiu's eyes widened, and the green dog food almost poisoned her to death.
"..."
Russell looked over blankly, otherwise, what could he do?
The little brain that usually works flexibly, and the cleverness that is always accurate at times, seemed to be rusty at this time. I found that the toilet behind me looked like a time machine. Just get in and you can change your destiny.
Fortunately, I still had some sense in my confusion. I knew that the entrance to the time machine was too small and trying to force it would only destroy the machine, so I didn't get in.
Russell fell into a state of confusion, but Supergirl didn't. She raised her hand and smoothed her shawl hair back, muttering to herself: "Whoever chose the clothes has such bad taste... Forget it, just live and wear it, I don't have it anyway." Not a picky person."
Russell: "..."
Turning around with confused eyes, he realized that the shopping bag he took out was the one he bought while shopping with Shen Menghan before watching the movie.
He suddenly realized, no wonder it looked familiar before, this is what happened!
A fatal situation, no feeling at all!
At this time, Russell had entered a state where all four elements were empty. There was no joy in life, no pain in death. He gave up on survival and just wanted to grab some melon seeds and watch the show.
It’s so beautiful to watch this scene without being outside!
Hearing this, Shen Menghan's eyes were filled with anger. He glared at Russell and found that he was stupid and stupid, with a spoiled expression on his face. He secretly thought that the scumbag was indeed unreliable. He snorted coldly: "It's my clothes, take them off now." Come down, or I'll help you."
Supergirl pushed the useless scumbag away and hugged her shoulders: "Clothes! Are they just clothes?"
"of course not!"
(﹃)
Russell stood on the edge like a wooden pile, looking as stupid as an imbecile. He woke up when the two women were facing each other tit for tat.
But the situation was out of control, and he couldn't change anything when he woke up. He simply continued to be in a daze. The difference was that he was really dazed before, but now he is pretending to be dazed.
Vaguely, he realized.
Great wisdom and stupidity are all fake. Why do smart people pretend to be stupid?
It’s not forced!
Russell could not be counted on. The two women spoke sharply and talked openly about clothes, but in fact everyone knew it in their hearts.
Of course, if this kind of thing can be negotiated, Gray Wolf should be broadcast during the prime time slot at 8 o'clock.
If words can't solve the problem, then take action. The two women looked at each other, invisible electric sparks flashed, and Russell even smelled a hint of burnt smell.
Do you want to stop me?
Russell thought for 0.5 seconds and decisively gave up on this suicide plan. He was afraid that as soon as he opened his mouth, he would be caught in a fire and fly out of the cinema and out of the commercial street.
Alas, it’s so difficult for me!
It was certainly a good thing to bring Supergirl out, but it was too sudden. He was not mentally prepared, nor was he physically prepared...
So, how did Supergirl come about?
Russell's face was dull and his mind was spinning rapidly. If he wasn't dreaming, then the Lord must have tricked him!
That's it, all the mistakes are the Lord God's fault!
Watching the two superwomen getting closer and closer, they were about to roll up their sleeves and do something, when a person suddenly walked in from the bathroom door.
Russell's secret secret was terrible. When Shen Menghan appeared, he was so frightened that he lost consciousness for a moment and interrupted his telepathy, which led to this buddy accidentally entering the men's restroom. He was supposed to go to the women's restroom.
I feel a little sorry!
The man hurriedly entered the door and looked at the two identical superwomen. His confused eyes swept across the room and he became even more confused when he saw the male-only urinal.
Twin cross-dressing men?
After a while, the man saw the dazed imbecile in the field, and a flash of astonishment flashed in his eyes.
The scumbag hooked up with the sister of the twins, ate the food from the bowl and looked into the pot, and talked to the sister-in-law to get in the car.
As a result, when they passed the intersection side by side, the older sister turned to the left and the younger sister went to the right. The scumbag fell down in the middle of the intersection and became a complete idiot.
The man adjusted his non-existent glasses, and a non-existent reflection flashed, secretly saying that there was only one truth, which could not be hidden from his reasoning.
Today, the scumbag took his sister or one of his sisters to watch a movie, but the other one found him and blocked him in the men's bathroom...
Wait for death, there is no hope!
The man sighed and lamented that the two juicy cabbages were actually eaten by a pig.
Fortunately, the sky has eyes, and the scumbag will be disabled today even if he doesn't die!
Thinking of this, the man's mood improved, because there was no need to urinate during the whole plot in his mind, and he suppressed his urge to urinate. He shook his head and walked out of the male guard, closing the door before leaving.
"..."
Russell watched the man leave in a daze. Under telepathy, he could see the other man's thoughts at a glance. He lamented that this guy would be disrespectful if he didn't take photos.
The intrusion of outsiders made the two superwomen sober up, and they both frowned and looked at Russell.
Russell:(﹃)
"Don't act stupid, I just saw your eyes move."
"..."
The two superwomen frowned together, raised their hands at the same time, inserted two fingers x2 into Russell's eyes, and stopped in front of the eyelids.
Russell:(﹃)
Seeing that Russell was determined to pretend to be stupid and didn't even move his eyelids, the two superwomen snorted in unison and left the male guard one after the other.
Russell remained in a daze for ten minutes. During this period, seven or eight male compatriots came in to relieve themselves. One of them took his wallet without moving.
It wasn't until a certain muscle guy showed a deep smile with a hidden secret in his smile and dragged him towards the single room that he broke out of his daze, slapped him over, and pushed the other person's head into the time machine.
Telepathically, there was no Superwoman around, not even one. Russell walked out of the cinema cautiously.
When passing the street corner, Russell bumped into a passerby on the shoulder, and his wallet was lost and recovered.
No wonder he is cautious, Supergirl has super vision, super hearing, and can also see through things. Her detection range is far beyond his counter-reconnaissance range, so she has to be on guard.
"Those two guys must have gone to fight in the atmosphere..."
Russell walked home all the way, feeling paranoid that someone was following him, or that there were eyes with ulterior motives wrapped around him like a poisonous snake.
He walked nervously downstairs to the apartment. He finally felt relaxed, freed from the malicious gaze, and his back straightened a lot.
Home is the haven of the soul, Russell thinks this is true.
No, it's just that the evil spirits, demons, monsters, superwomen, etc. all retreated on their own as soon as they arrived at the door of the house.
"Hey! Where is my door?"
Russell looked at the key in his hand, and then at the disappearing door, his heart suddenly thumped, his telepathy spread, and there was another thump.
In the living room, two superwomen were fighting for the TV remote control. It was very childish, but it was the same as fighting for clothes. It didn't matter what they were fighting for. What was important was that they couldn't be taken away by the other party.
Russell roughly understood why the door was missing, and it was clear that the two women left the cinema and headed straight for his doghouse, preparing to seize a strategic location.
As a result, Shen Menghan had the key, but Supergirl had nothing. The former immediately showed off her power and made sarcastic remarks, while the latter was unequivocal and opened the door manually.
I don’t have a key, and you can’t use it even if you have a key!
Russell took a breath. This idea was too dangerous, because if he replaced the door, there was no sense of disobedience.
He raised his foot and swayed in front of the door, lifted it up and lowered it, then dropped it and lifted it up, then gritted his teeth and walked in.
(﹃)
Enter the drama in one second!
In the living room, two superwomen were fighting for the remote control. Seeing Russell's half-dead face again, they refused to fight and broke the remote control in half in front of him, just half for each of them.
(﹃；)
A drop of cold sweat fell on his stupid face. What Russell saw was not the remote control, but himself.
No, I can't stay here anymore, the limelight is too tight, I have to go out and get away.
Having made up his mind, Russell's upper body remained still, his lower body moved slowly, and he moved backward toward the door.
Click!
Supergirl disappeared in place like a teleport, and when she reappeared, she found the missing door from nowhere, embedded it in place, and used heat vision to weld the gap shut.
"..."
…
At dinner time, a family of three gathered around the table. The two superwomen were eating and sleeping without saying a word. Russell kept his stupid face and picked up the white rice with chopsticks and put it into his mouth.
He couldn't do it without eating. As soon as he shook his head, the two superwomen began to roll down their sleeves.
Russell didn't want to be acquainted with them and sat silently at the dinner table. At this point, he finally saw that the two women must have formed an alliance again.
Russell is not afraid of them forming an alliance, which is a good thing. They establish a common enemy and have a common topic to understand each other and become good sisters.
As for the little stumbling blocks they make, there is no need to worry about it. Only by enduring hardship can one become a master. If he suffers a little injustice today, he will be a master tomorrow.
It’s okay to follow others!
After eating a pot of white rice, Russell said that it was no big deal. It was so easy to trick him, and that he would have two more pots of rice.
In the kitchen, two superwomen were washing dishes and washing cups, chatting and laughing, and the scene was very scary for a time.
Over in the living room, Russell didn't take it seriously and threw the TV remote control that was broken into two parts into the trash can. Then he rummaged through the drawer and took out a dozen unopened remote controls in one breath.
There was a disdainful smile on his lips. Would someone who runs an apartment lack a remote control?
If he still has any ability, just use it, if he frowns...