"Tony, you can't do it, why are you preparing for warm-up activities?"
"I saw what you were doing, father, so I followed suit."
"You are so filial!"
"It's okay, mainly because I never had a chance."
"..."
After the warm-up exercise, Tony shook his shoulders, made empty fists with both hands, and got into a boxing stance. His steps definitely showed that he had put in a lot of effort.
Howard nodded: "Tony, the posture is good, just like the real thing. Where did you learn women's self-defense skills?"
"It's not just women's self-defense. I've learned Israeli martial arts, Sanda, Jeet Kune Do, and karate."
Tony inadvertently announced the names one by one, with full confidence in his words. The idiot opposite had a steel suit, but he insisted on fighting with him. What was the difference between this and giving away someone's head?
This is sure!
As a futurist, Tony's understanding of battle is that advancement defeats barbarism.
He used his clever mind to design steel suits and constantly improved and innovated them to effectively deal with new powerful enemies and crises.
But this does not mean that without the steel suit, he will be slaughtered by others.
Tony is a smart man and knows where his weaknesses are. In order to prevent the enemy from being easily killed without a steel suit, he has learned a lot of fighting skills.
Not to mention hand-to-hand combat with superheroes/villains, it is absolutely easy to defeat two S.H.I.E.L.D. agents. To put it another way, three or five big men cannot get close.
Of course, there are deeper reasons why he is keen on physical exercise.
Howard sighed repeatedly: "Then you are better than me, but I haven't learned much. The only time I learned free fighting was in bed with a female coach... Ahem, to be honest, I kind of regret taking off my uniform."
"I'm afraid this won't work, but don't worry, I promise I won't beat you to death."
Tony's eyes lit up and he became more confident. Before Howard could react, he stepped forward and launched a straight punch.
Snapped!
The fierce fist was like a poisonous snake spitting a message, hitting Howard's face right in the face. After a muffled sound, Tony retracted his fist and took two steps back, with a look of surprise on his face.
Howard rubbed his nose and showed a meaningful smile: "Tony, don't look at my age. In fact, I am very durable. You can use a little more force."
"Okay, Dad!"
Tony yelled angrily at the end of his words, took two steps forward and punched Howard again, hitting Howard in the face again, and then hit him all over his body with both fists.
The punches hit the flesh, but Howard did not dodge or dodge, standing up straight like a meat pile, with a faint smile on his lips that never disappeared from the beginning.
Bang! Bang! Bang————
After a series of heavy blows with no improvement, Tony took a deep breath, his eyes widened, and he kicked Howard in the chest.
After the muffled sound, Howard remained motionless. Tony was knocked back by the force of the rebound and fell to the ground, with disbelief written all over his face.
"Tony, don't bear it any longer, your hands must be in pain." Howard said condescendingly, with a sly smile in his eyes.
"That's not fair!"
Tony got up from the ground, put his hands behind his back and rubbed them together, refusing to admit defeat: "You cheated, you still have a steel suit on you."
"No."
"There must be, I just kicked the iron plate."
"That's not an iron plate, that's daddy's abdominal muscles."
With that said, Howard unbuttoned the floral shirt and threw it aside.
(￣□￣；)
Tony was dumbfounded as he looked at the muscles on Howard's body. The lines were smooth and not bloated. They were definitely a tool for attracting girls. He had the good figure he had always dreamed of.
"Sorry, I forgot to mention it just now. Although I never exercise, I have been injected with Super Soldier Serum Type 3, anti-aging serum, and Super Soldier Serum Type 6 enhanced version..."
Howard grinned, clenched his hands into fists under his abdomen, and tightened his muscles. In an instant, the muscles swelled up, and the edges and corners were as sharp as steel.
"Tony, you should have heard of the Super Soldier Serum, the one injected by Captain America during World War II. In other words, I am faster and stronger than Captain America at that time!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Howard stamped his feet on the ground and jumped three meters high. After falling, his knee hit Tony's head directly.
“￥%……&@#￥”
Tony cursed a slang word that no one could understand, and swished away to the side. Unexpectedly, as soon as he took two steps, Howard grabbed the back of Destiny's neck.
The world was spinning in front of his eyes, Tony's body was light and he fell to the ground in a very inelegant posture.
He turned over and looked at Howard who was walking over, and said hurriedly: "Father, I'm joking with you. Put on your clothes quickly so you don't catch a cold."
Faster and stronger than Captain America, Tony didn't understand the concept, but it didn't stop him from knowing that Steve once had peak human physical strength.
Even if he has not learned any fighting skills, with his speed, strength, and reaction ability, he can pin him to the ground and beat him like a son.
So, without waiting for Howard to take action, Tony skipped the meaningless beating process, went directly to the results, and started calling daddy.
"Tony, although we are all fickle men, it is not a good thing to change our ideas too quickly..."
At the end of the sentence, Howard's tone turned cold: "Stop struggling. Regardless of whether he has a steel suit or not, your father will always be your father. You will bear the beating today."
"Father, calm down, I am your Tony!"
Howard had read this line before, but Tony ignored it. The two changed positions, and Howard pretended he didn't hear it. He held Tony down and gave him a good beating.
He won't die, but it will be very painful and swollen. After the beating, Tony gained a lot of weight.
"Cool!!"
After it was done, Howard picked up his shirt and put it on. At his feet was Tony, who was curled up in a ball, staring blankly at the sky.
"Stop pretending, get dressed quickly."
"..."
Tony knew this line very well. He used to say it often, but to others, it would sound uncomfortable.
He grinned speechlessly, and when he touched the wound, he immediately gasped.
"Get up, dad. Although I haven't practiced fighting skills specifically, I have learned anatomy. The beating just now won't kill anyone, and it won't affect your normal actions."
Howard raised his foot and kicked Tony twice: "Get dressed, I'll take you to see the boss!"
"Meeting the boss? You won't kill me? I understand, you want to recruit me, right?"
Tony's eyes widened and he asked three questions in a row, and he felt a twinge of pain when he touched the wound.
"Why, you still don't believe that I am your father?"
Howard pouted: "I thought you were smart, but you turned out to be a fool. This is really unlike me."
"..."
Tony stood up and picked up his shirt, looked at Howard with complicated eyes, and said with difficulty: "I'm sorry, I still don't believe you are my father, after all..."
"I understand your mentality. If I were really your father, then all your previous actions would prove that you are an idiot, right?"
"No, I mean you are too young."
Tony shook his head repeatedly. He refused to accept such a father. He looked like a younger brother and had no sense of being a father.
"Then if I tell you that your mother looks like a girl in her twenties, you will definitely not be able to accept it."
Tony: "..."
Howard explained: "I told you before that I injected an anti-aging serum. This serum is circulated within Hydra. It is a bad serum. Many people have been injected with it."
Tony's eyes lit up: "What about me? If I join Hydra, I should be able to enjoy internal employee benefits, right?"
"You can't. Redemption requires points. If you don't contribute to Hydra, you won't have points."
"But you are my father!"
Howard heard this and sneered disdainfully: "Oh, don't you believe it yet?"
"I believe it now!"
Tony nodded solemnly: "Whether you are my father or not, as long as you can give me this good figure, you are my biological father."
"Haha, come here, daddy has something to tell you."
"..."
"Then I'll go there!"
Howard walked towards Tony with a grim smile, heavy fatherly love attached to his fists and feet, and once again taught Tony a serious lesson, finally making him realize that he only has one father.
"If you want to prove that you are my father, then tell me what happened in the video of you being killed, and... why is all this happening?"
Tony was lying on the ground, and his whole body hurt when he moved.
"The video is not about beheading but about brushing teeth..."
Howard squatted next to Tony, covering his nose with one hand and brushing his teeth with the other: "Do you understand, it's just acting!"
"Then...are you sick? You sent me such a misleading video and disappeared for so many years?"
Tony spoke fiercely, sat up suddenly, punched Howard in the face, and then rolled on the ground with his hands covered.
Howard looked at Tony in confusion and sighed: "It's hard to explain, and it's not easy for me either!"
"Then what happened in the video tape later? The captain said that you were undercover with Hydra in the parallel universe, and also said... did the captain lie to me?"
"Steve is indeed lying to you, but don't blame him, it's not easy for him either."
"What!?"
Tony's eyes suddenly shrank: "Captain...he is from Hydra!!"
"To be precise, Steve is the captain of Hydra, one person is inferior to ten thousand people..."
When Howard said this, his expression was extremely unnatural: "But our Hydra is different from other organizations. The higher the status of the members, the more difficult the living conditions are. He has worked hard over the years."
Howard said a lot, but Tony only heard "Captain Hydra". He was so smart that he reorganized the scene with Steve and stood up suddenly: "No, this is a conspiracy and a trap. I
You have to tell other people that they are in danger."
"Who are the others you're referring to?"
Without waiting for Tony to reply, Howard curled his lips and said, "If it's the Avengers, don't worry, they're probably already drinking tea somewhere."
"Have they been caught?"
Howard shook his head: "No, they're done!"
"What?"
Tony looked confused: "What does 'finishing' mean? Why can't I understand it?"
"Don't lie to yourself. You understand. You just don't want to face reality."
Tony: "..."
"Oh, it's not easy!"
Howard patted Tony on the shoulder: "Let's go, I'll take you to see the boss. Remember to stop talking nonsense and follow my eyes."
"Why, is the boss a cruel person..."
Tony's mouth was covered by Howard in the middle of his words. The latter's forehead was sweating and he said angrily: "I told you to stop talking nonsense. Don't you understand? If you dare to talk nonsense again, I won't be like you."
son!"
At the end of the sentence, Howard thought it was not safe and was afraid of being implicated by Tony, so he raised his hand and knocked him down, and started punching him again.
He cried while beating: "Tony, don't blame dad for being cruel. You will understand in the future that I am not beating you, but loving you."