In the living room, two superwomen were lying on the floor, clasping soap with their hands clasped together, their eyes filled with incredible horror.
A piece of soap that looks unremarkable and has extremely wretched effects is actually a causal weapon.
The two women looked at each other, their views were refreshed, and they had a new understanding of the Lord God.
Doesn’t seem very serious!
But it has to be said that although the effect of this soap is insignificant, its lethality is really incredible. The moment they were attacked, they couldn't muster any resistance.
Click!
The shutter sound sounded continuously. The two women woke up from the shock and realized that their posture was extremely inappropriate. They immediately stood up and glared at Russell.
"You took pictures!" x2
"No, I don't even have a mobile phone with me, how can I take pictures?"
With an innocent look on his face, Russell took the soap out of their hands and put it in his pocket.
"Stop pretending, you hid your phone in the space ring!"
"Hiss, you have discovered this."
With a look of shock on his face, Russell took out his mobile phone from his personal space and deleted the indecent photos in front of the two women.
"..."x2
"What's wrong?"
Seeing that the two women were looking at each other, Russell asked in confusion.
Shen Menghan said angrily: "Do we look like fools?"
Be more confident and replace questions with affirmatives or exclamations.
Russell cursed inwardly, but expressed doubts on the surface: "Why do you say that? You are very smart!"
"Then take out the other phone in your space ring. The shutter sound does not match the number of photos just deleted."
"Such small things are not important..."
Russell waved his hand, and the villain complained first: "Don't change the subject. According to our agreement, from today on, you are not allowed to play the old Onmyoji trick with me again."
"..."x2
The two women didn't speak, and sat on the single sofa, one on the left and the other on the right, leaving the double sofa to Russell.
There is indeed no yin and yang feeling, because I don’t speak at all.
Russell was not surprised when he saw this. As for women, especially when two women are grabbing something, it is harder to expect them to be obedient than to kill them.
However, being able to keep his mouth shut is already a victory for him.
"What's for lunch today? How about I treat you to a restaurant?"
"Do you think it's appropriate for the two of us to go out together?"
Supergirl glanced at Russell resentfully. The two women had exactly the same appearance and body shape. They were more twins than twins. It could be explained that they were seen by friends, but what should they do if they were seen by relatives?
"That's true. Sharing an identity is quite troublesome."
Russell nodded, picked up the phone and ordered the takeaway downstairs. Remembering that the door was still welded shut, he hurried forward to pry it open.
Three bowls of beef noodles, there will be no increase in price for additional quantities, because Russell is the landlord, and there is no charge for the three bowls of noodles.
"Hiss, hiss, squeak, squeak!"
Different from Russell's bold noodle-eating attitude, the two superwomen were obviously absent-minded, with their chopsticks stuck in the noodles and no appetite at all.
"No appetite? That's right, you are supermen, photosynthesis will do."
In line with the principle of not wasting food, Russell reached out and pulled the two women's noodle bowls in front of him. The moment he moved his chopsticks, he suddenly realized that something was wrong in the atmosphere.
He raised his head slightly and looked around, and found that the two women were very concerned about which bowl he would eat first.
"You two are so boring!"
Russell curled his lips, picked up another pair of chopsticks, and ate two bowls of noodles at once with both hands.
There is no way, who will let the capable do more work!
"Russell, be serious, do you plan to continue like this for the rest of your life?" Shen Menghan frowned, looked at Supergirl, and then at Russell.
"Oh, you haven't given up yet?"
Russell looked at the two women in surprise, put down his chopsticks, and said seriously: "To be honest, I have surrendered to reality. Although you are two people, to me, you are essentially one person..."
Russell talked for a long time, and finally concluded: "I am a principled person. I always give up on things like this. I'm sorry, my conscience will hurt."
"..."x2
Then you really have principles!
The two women rolled their eyes at the same time, gritted their teeth and glanced at Russell. After looking at each other, they snorted coldly and started to sit in front of the sofa and fight for the remote control.
Click!
"Russell, the remote control broke in half again, what should I do?"
"There are still spares in the drawer of the TV cabinet. I will wholesale hundreds or even thousands of them tomorrow and slowly dismantle them for you."
Russell stacked the three noodle bowls and said nonchalantly: "If that doesn't work, just buy another TV. Are there any questions?"
"You can buy two remote controls and two TV sets. Can you make two?"
The two women were very dissatisfied with Russell's behavior. He was not a scumbag, only a scumbag, and he only loved one person. Why didn't they find him so eloquent before?
"Good question!"
Russell spread his hands: "If I become two, would you choose me or my copy?"
"Choose you!" x2
After the words fell, the two women were stunned. The moment they looked at each other, they were gnashing their teeth.
"Look, even if I become two, you only have one choice, so it's not my fault!"
"What do you mean, we were wrong?"
"Well, you are right, it is the Lord God who is wrong..."
Russell pushed the two women aside and sat in the middle. Under the cold gaze of the two, they hugged each other: "Actually, why do you bother so much? If you enter the main god space, you may die unexpectedly one day. For example, I just
If I hadn’t had the divine weapon in hand for the mission I was doing, I would have died under the siege of Dormammu and the Supreme Mage.”
"..."x2
Russell sighed, raised his head and said sadly: "Oh, if you do this again, I will go on another mission immediately. It would be better to die in the main god's space than to be tortured by you."
"Who are you kidding? There is no task that you can just do. The Lord God is not your family." Superwoman curled her lips slightly, unwilling to give in.
"Sorry, we are different. Although the main god is not opened by my family, I have the right to take the initiative to take on tasks at any time."
Russell said: "How about you, do you dare to make a bet? I can disappear immediately to do the task."
"..."x2
There was a long silence. After all, the two women did not dare to make a bet with Russell, for fear that his straight temper would rise and he would really venture into the main god's space.
"As I said before, we are all reincarnators, and we can't decide whether we will live or die one day..."
Superwoman interrupted: "I am not a reincarnation. I cannot accept the mission of the Lord God, nor can I enter the Lord God's space."
"It's useless, you are bound to me, and you will be gone if I don't have it." Russell used the skill of talking nonsense and telling lies.
It cannot be said to be a lie, because there is no evidence to prove that what he said is a lie.
Russell's acting skills are on line, his eyes are looking into the distance, and he continues to sensationalize with his words: "Life and death may one day be separated from heaven and man..."
Supergirl interrupted: "I am bound to you, and we will not be separated from each other."
Russell opened his mouth, speechless, and instead glared at Superwoman: "You can speak so well, so you can speak."
Supergirl pouted, turned and looked aside, and forcefully broke away Russell's hand that was holding her shoulders.
When he turned around, he saw that Shen Menghan was still in Russell's arms. He immediately became furious and squeezed back.
When clams and cranes fight, the fisherman wins!
The fisherman took a few breaths and said with deep emotion: "I know you think you are powerful and don't take other reincarnations seriously, but I am different. I am a lone ranger. I am more restricted by the Lord God and have more tasks. It’s dangerous, and the mission is coming soon, maybe right away..."
Halfway through the words, Russell's whole body stiffened and he looked like he had seen a ghost.
The two women looked up in confusion: "What's wrong? Why did it stop suddenly?"
"Well……"
Russell's face twisted, he swallowed and said, "What am I talking about? I'm different from you. This damn mission came secretly."
"real or fake?"
"When did I lie to you?"
Russell said angrily, even if he had been deceived before, he really hadn't this time. He just remembered the system notification sound.
【Ding】
[Host, please note that the fourteenth mission world is about to begin, and now enters a ten-minute countdown, please be prepared]
"So suddenly, without any warning?"
"Didn't you just complete the mission? Why are you here again? The Lord God is too casual!"
The two women were confused and admitted for the first time that Russell was indeed different from ordinary reincarnations.
"It's not like there were no signs at all. I was given ten minutes to leave my last words."
As he spoke, Russell hugged the two women tightly and said with a frown: "With such frequent missions, I have a bad feeling. I'm afraid there will be too many breasts this time..."
Before he finished speaking, his mouth was on the line.
Supergirl was kissing her when she was pushed away by Shen Menghan, who was standing next to her. Unexpectedly, she was raped in front of her. The latter was so angry that she hugged Russell's head and began to swear territorial rights.
"Oh, don't grab it. Come one by one, you all have a share. Don't be impatient..."
After Russell said this, he regretted it, because after a basin of cold water was poured on him, the two superwomen calmed down a lot and refused to take advantage of him anymore.
He didn't say anything, just lying on the sofa with his arms around each other, seemingly closing his eyes and relaxing, enjoying the tenderness of the ten-minute countdown, but in fact, in the spiritual world, he let the system open the previous lottery.
The completion of the mission rewards 4 lottery draws. Excluding the lottery draws consumed in the mission, there are still a total of 6 lottery draws that have not been opened.
He has always had a good habit of starting the lottery directly after the mission. This time, due to special circumstances, he hid in the Marvel world for a while.
【Ding】
[The host confirms the lottery, 6 draws are in progress...]
[The host receives the following rewards...]
…
[Skill Card: Serious Repeated Horizontal Jump (from the Serious Series, the King of Horizontal Jumps)]
[Character Card: Pikachu (Picture Book Number: 025)]
[Skill Card: Earth Explosion Star (How many floors does a bag of rice have to carry)]
[Item Card: Devil Mobile Phone (Hell Mobile is at your service at any time)]
Russell: "..."
He didn't want to complain about such a warm occasion, but what does this Pikachu mean?
What is supposed to come will eventually come?
There is also an annotation for the skill card ‘Earth Explosion Star’. Although he has little education, he also knows that ‘how many floors does a bag of rice need to be carried’ should be followed by ‘Spicy Tiansen’.