Ever since she was in college, she saw that the girl in her dormitory often brought cucumbers into the dormitory, and she couldn't bear to look at cucumbers when she wasn't applying them on her face or eating them.
Especially in the dead of night, she hated cucumbers.
Bastard, you gave me the cucumber. What do you mean?
Zhang Fan also noticed the change on Ye Yanran's face, and then his eyes froze. Could it be that this tigress doesn't have a boyfriend because she has a substitute?
Immediately, a meaningful smile appeared on Zhang Fan's face, and a naughty smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
Seeing this, Ye Yanran became even more angry, this bastard!
Ye Yanran narrowed her eyes and bit into pieces of the cucumber. At the same time, her eyes coldly glanced under Zhang Fan.
Zhang Fan's legs tightened, and a chill instantly filled his back. Especially the clicking sound, which made him feel the same as his own.
But soon, Zhang Fan got rid of the pain in his balls. However, Zhang Fan opened the corners of his mouth slightly and made a four-character mouth gesture towards Ye Yanran.
"Come and bite me."
Hehehe, you little boy, you dare to challenge yourself. If you have the ability, you can bite my tongue off.
Ye Yanran was furious. Zhang Fan's rogue behavior made her explode instantly. If it weren't for Ye Xuan and Zhang Xiaoyuan here, she would have hacked Zhang Fan to death in the kitchen.
"What are you doing standing around? Go wash the cucumbers." Zhang Fan said, then he hummed a tune, raised the knife and lowered it.
"I'm done." Zhang Xiaoyuan washed the cabbage cleanly and said as if she was taking credit.
Zhang Fan turned around and kissed Zhang Xiaoyuan on the face: "Xiaoyuan is so amazing."
"Yeah." Zhang Xiaoyuan's face turned red, and she immediately looked at Xuan Ye provocatively, her face raised, and she looked particularly proud.
Ye Xuan's fingers were flying, and soon, there were more than ten plump white pieces of garlic on her palm.
"I'm done too." Xuan Ye said, reaching out her hand, holding Zhang Fan's face, and kissed her. Then, she looked at Zhang Xiaoyuan with the same provocation.
Zhang Fan looked at the jealous two people and felt happy.
Ye Yanran looked at Zhang Fan who was extremely proud, and her teeth itched with anger. She threw the cucumber directly towards Zhang Fan and hit Zhang Fan on the head.
"Crack!"
Zhang Fan raised the knife and dropped it. He was so shocked by the cucumber that he almost cut his hand.
"What are you doing?" Zhang Fan was angry.
"I'll cook, get out of here." Ye Yanran said angrily. Huh, kick them out and see how they keep flirting with each other.
My parents are still outside, and they don’t have the courage.
Immediately, Ye Yanran squeezed Zhang Fan out.
Zhang Fan was so angry that he looked at Ye Yanran's back and gritted his teeth.
Zhang Fan immediately turned on his clairvoyance and looked at the close figure from behind, wishing he could push Ye Yanran down and squeeze her.
"What are you doing in the cold? Get out." Ye Yanran said, then took a step back. This step directly bumped into Zhang Fan.
Ye Yanran was originally about the same height as Zhang Fan, but this collision happened to hit Zhang Fan.
Zhang Fan felt as if his third leg was about to break.
Damn, this tigress definitely did it on purpose.
"Get out." Ye Yanran quickly distanced herself from Zhang Fan and pointed at Zhang Fan.
Zhang Fan turned his eyes and looked at Zhang Xiaoyuan and Ye Xuan who had already walked out. Then he took off his apron and smiled wickedly: "I'll go out right away. Turn around and I'll tie your apron for you."
Ye Yanran held the knife, turned around and said, "Hurry up."
Zhang Fan held Ye Yanran's waist and hugged her directly.
"ah!"
Ye Yan suddenly screamed.
Zhang Fan laughed loudly, then turned around and ran out of the kitchen immediately.
Dude, I see you are still fussy.
After running far away, Zhang Fan still missed the softness in his heart.
It is said that the three best things about Lolita are that they are light and soft and easy to push down. Yu Jie is not bad either. At least, her body is really soft.
Ye Yanran's mind went blank at this moment. After a moment, her pretty face flushed, her teeth clenched, and she chopped hard on the chopping board with the kitchen knife in her hand.
Bastard, you must kill this bastard.
"Xiaofan, why did you come out?" Zhang Dongyang looked at Zhang Fan who suddenly ran out and said with a frown.
Xuan Ye said softly: "My sister kicked us out. She said she cooked."
Qin Shuang and Ye Jingtian nodded with satisfaction: "Well, this girl is quite sensible."
However, they didn't know that Ye Yanran, who was in the kitchen, was about to come out with a knife to chase Zhang Fan.
"Kakaka!"
The sound of the kitchen knife chopping on the chopping board was extremely harsh. Feeling the movement in the kitchen, Zhang Fan smiled evilly, then lay down at the door of the kitchen and whispered: "I like how you want to chop me but can't.
My look."
Ye Yanran suddenly turned around and threw the kitchen knife in her hand.
"Boohoo!"
The kitchen knife flew out almost close to Zhang Fan's head and chopped down on the apricot tree in the small courtyard.
"Can't cut it, can't cut it."
Zhang Fan stuck his head out again, leaned against the door, and kept laughing.
Ye Yanran was so angry that her whole body was shaking. She put her hands on her hips, shook her head, took a knife from the knife rest, and ran directly towards Zhang Fan.
Zhang Fan was also startled, turned around and ran away.
Damn, this tigress really wants to chop herself to death.
As the saying goes, no matter how good your kung fu is, you are still afraid of the kitchen knife. Moreover, my own kung fu is not very high now.
Ye Yanran stood at the door, pointing at Zhang Fan with trembling fingers, her teeth almost grinding to pieces. Her parents were chatting and laughing in the courtyard, otherwise, she would have cut Zhang Fan into pieces right now.
Ye Yanran turned around and dealt with the dishes in the kitchen with hatred, especially the few yellow sticks, which she chopped into pieces.
"Haw you to death, hack you to death." Ye Yanran said through gritted teeth, as if she thought Cucumber was Zhang Fan.
Zhang Fan did not provoke Ye Yanran again, but started tinkering with the equipment his father had bought.
Ye Xuan and Zhang Xiaoyuan stood next to Zhang Fan, each holding a dagger, and started slashing at each other.
Zhang Fan felt a chill on his back. Damn it, if these two girls missed, wouldn't the knife hit him?
The night was dark, Ye Yanran was busy in the kitchen alone, Qin Shuang, his wife and Zhang Dongyang were chatting about home affairs outside, while Zhang Fan, Ye Xuan and Zhang Xiaoyuan were sitting on the swing, swinging back and forth.