Chapter 1373: The System Says It Will Strike (Continuous)
Are you still just a child?
I'm so sorry for believing you!
Are you so afraid of being a naughty kid!
Really, if the system had an entity, Zhang Fan would really ask him to PK!
Your uncle, you have stayed with me for two years without saying a word!
I've seen a lot of scuba divers. You've been diving for more than two years, and now you're making fun of me?
Do I have a grudge against you?
Zhang Fan took a deep breath, closed the communication with Mr. Long, put Kadin's headset into the warehouse, and then squatted under a big tree and asked with some pain: "Little brother, can I be weak?"
Let me ask you, how old are you this year?"
Suddenly, a mechanical voice sounded: "If you count from the time of my birth, according to your earth civilization's 365 days in a year, I will be 1,27,968 years old!"
"puff!"
Zhang Fan directly squirted out the salt soda! His eyes widened!
M! A fraction, more than 7,900 years?
Are you just a kid?
Where is the face?
Where's your cute face?
Are you embarrassed to say you are a child?
But immediately, Zhang Fan's eyes flickered sharply.
At this time of more than 1,270,000 years...
Are you really afraid of not being a monster?
At this moment, the cold voice of the system sounded again!
"Your whole family is a monster! The little black book counts +1! If we count from the birth of this baby's consciousness, the baby will be two years and three months old this year!"
Um??
Zhang Fan's eyes suddenly condensed!
Two years and three months! Isn’t this the time when you start to get the system?
Could it be that that time when the system began to give birth to consciousness?
"Yes, that's right. According to your Chinese words, I don't know what kind of bad luck I had in my previous life. I met a scumbag like you! If possible, I strongly request a return!"
Damn it, return it? Also, who the hell is a second-hand product?
But immediately, Zhang Fan's eyes widened again, and he said with a horrified look on his face: "How can you read minds?"
"This baby is fused with you, and your eyes are my eyes! I can feel everything you do!"
"That's it!" Zhang Fan nodded, but immediately, Zhang Fan was furious!
"Damn it, why the hell are you watching me and my Ye Zi and the others having sex?"
"hehe!"
Zhang Fan's face suddenly turned dark!
Your uncle, haha, you can do it too?
Do you know what hehe means?
"I bought a watch last year! The little black book counts +3!" The system's voice sounded again!
Suddenly, ten thousand alpacas were running wildly in Zhang Fan's heart!
Damn it, this black pen system really knows what ‘haha’ means?
Is this guy so up to date with the times?
Wait a minute! What the hell is counting in the little black book!
"Brother, let's have a chat later! Isn't this little black book of yours recording my black accounts?" Zhang Fan looked horrified!
"That's right! I didn't count the times you scolded me in the past, but from now on, every time you scold me, I will write it down in a small black book. I just want to tell you that you have pissed me off.
."
There was no trace of emotion in the cold voice! But Zhang Fan knew that the system was definitely at odds with him.
Otherwise, he has drawn countless draws, and they can't all be some kind of marriage rope, bad luck charm, or skill experience book!
The latter is at least useful.
As for the former!
Do you really want me to have three thousand beauties in my harem?
I'm really afraid that even if I have a hundred diamond kidneys, it won't be enough.
Think about it, now one time counts as one hour! If you keep going 24 hours a day, you can only have sex 24 times!
A harem of three thousand is so scary just thinking about it!
At this moment, a mechanical sound suddenly sounded!
"The killing intent from the system +9999!"
Seeing this system prompt, Zhang Fan jumped up from the ground.
"What the hell, old man, what are you doing!"
Paralysis, is this guy in the system so intent on killing me?
You know, after the killing intent point function was turned on, the top killing intent point was only one thousand, but now, it has soared to 9,999!
this……
Did he offend the system to death?
Damn it, did you offend your own golden finger?
Zhang Fan feels terrible just thinking about it!
How is this a golden finger? He is simply a master who cannot be offended!
At this moment, a sound like thunder suddenly sounded!
It can be said that it is like putting twenty large KTV speakers in your ears!
Although it was extremely cold, Zhang Fan was almost frightened to death by this!
"Zhang Fan, I've tolerated you for a long time! Do you think about sex all day long? Ah? Do you know what true love is? True love is true for the same sex, but for the opposite sex, it's just for the purpose of reproducing offspring!
Stupid mortal!"
Hearing this sound, Zhang Fan felt countless crows flying over his head.
what?
Is same-sex true love?
Damn it, the system is gay!
"Get out!" The more violent voice shook Zhang Fan's head and made him dizzy! Jin Xingzi was furious!
"Damn it, can you please tell me what you want to say? Have you ever practiced the lion's roar skill?" Zhang Fan shook his head fiercely.
Damn it, dozens of two-meter-high speakers blasting in your ears, this will kill people!
"No! I can't talk to you properly now. Tell yourself, what have you done since this baby merged with you? Okay, since you want to have a good chat, this baby will talk to you.
chat!
On the first day, I gave you the X-ray function. What did you do? Did you go to see a girl?
Okay, I finally customized the spiritual function for you! What about you? How many spiritual points can you earn in one day?
I know how to pick up girls all day long. Is it fun to pick up girls?
Seeing that you are not good at fighting, I finally made a custom-made book on earthly martial arts for you. I divided your muscles and bones and hands, but what about you? You should still use it to pick up girls!
Forget it! I’ll endure it! I’ll endure it!
Later, my baby gave me
This baby tells you that I have modified part of your genes. If your strength does not reach a certain level, I want to reproduce future generations! Dream on!"
Hearing this voice, Zhang Fan was confused!
Damn it, no wonder I’ve had sex with Ye Zi and the others so many times, but they haven’t won the bid! It turns out it’s the system’s credit!
Tsk tsk tsk, System is such a good person!
Give birth?
Feel sorry!
I'm still a fucking child! I will never be a daddy!
At this moment, the sound of the system stopped abruptly!
After a long time, the system popped up three words!
"You win!"
ah?
Zhang Fan was stunned!
System...what does it mean?
But at this moment, a cold voice suddenly sounded!
"I decided to maintain the system. Within a month, you will not be able to use all the functions of the system!"
what?
Zhang Fan jumped up immediately!
Nima, at this critical moment, are you fucking telling me that you are on strike?