"Haha, how can such a straight man have a girlfriend! Moreover, he has such a good figure!"
The clerk looked at the three figures walking away with an extremely angry expression!
Damn, that kid actually bought an album.
One piece!!!
Looking at the two hundred yuan in his hand, he wanted to put the money into that boy's mouth!
That girl was obviously talking about all the albums.
brute!
Livestock!
Bitch!
Hey, how could I do that, bitch?
It's really strange, why are they the same as the previous group of people?
At this moment, all parts of the country, especially universities, have been bombed.
"What, the number one song is Zhang Fan's?"
"Fuck, this bitch actually dares to release an album!"
"What? No one bought it? Hahahaha!"
"No, no! This bitch's album, classmates, let's go and form a team to get bad reviews!"
"Thirty seconds to reach the battlefield!"
In an instant, Zhang Fan's guzheng pure music originally scored 9.8 points, but the score dropped all the way!
Nine points!
Eight points!
Five points!
Three points!
One point five!
Zero point three!
Especially those who gave Zhang Fan five-star reviews before opened dozens of vests to write off scattered negative reviews!
Some people even directly used their New Year's money to recruit trolls to do it.
In the music industry, countless singers saw that Zhang Fan’s guzheng song ended up with a score of 0.1!
A person's face was filled with shock.
One minute past zero?
Damn it, this is a world record.
You know, the worst song has a score of no less than five points!
And now, zero point one!
No, no, no, the most important thing is that the song number one on the TOP list has a rating of only 0.1!
In an instant, countless singers burst into laughter.
"Hahaha, who is this person? How come he was treated like this in such a short period of time?"
"Ouch, ouch, I'm so happy. I heard that all the people at the pre-sale site have left."
"You don't know, I was at the scene, and all those thousands of people ran away in the last moment. It was so exciting to watch!"
"It's obviously very good. Whether it's the melody or the pretentious MV, it can be said that it's super good. Even I have to admit that it's better than my album.
But, what the hell happened to this thing?"
However, at this moment, various new micro-media suddenly exploded.
"Wancao, no way, why did this guy suddenly release an album?"
"Didn't he just reject Wang Yinlu, the vice president of the Chinese Academy of Sciences? When he refused, didn't he say he didn't have time?"
"Ask for the shadow area in Wang Yinlu's heart!"
"Hahaha, the headlines are here again. This little guy Zhang Fan is really cute. It's sold in retail, hahaha, I'm going to laugh to death."
The news media also immediately made headlines!
"Shocked, Zhang Fan actually released an album!"
"Genius is born in the fall! Album is out for retail!"
As soon as the news came out, countless people clapped and cheered!
"Hahaha, you deserve it, you deserve it! I told you to show off!"
"Ouch, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. Zhang Fan is such a living treasure. If I don't go to the Chinese Academy of Sciences, I have to go play music. Now I'm screwed!"
"Everyone is celebrating, I'm going to buy fireworks! Hahaha!"
Students in class are barking!
Work woah at work!
In the park! On the road! In the car! In the apartment!
The cheers can be said to be even crazier than the holidays!
Especially in various universities, that is called a joy!
And at the same time!
There are many confused people!
Tsinghua University!
A slap in the face!
Many people look like what fuck!
"Fuck, is this song by Zhang Fan?"
"How come Zhang Fan released an album!"
"Why haven't any of them been sold? I feel so good!"
The face-slapping group is completely fried.
"Wucao, the leader won't call us when he releases an album?"
"Hey, what are these bad news and random posts? Does our leader need to cheat?"
"Nama, my rating is 0.1?"
"Brother Hei, Gou He Yang, come out! Someone is bullying our leader!"
"Nah! Fuck him!"
He Yang, Han Ping and Hei Ge, the three of them just turned on the computer and started doing it!
That song by Zhang Fan!
The rating rose rapidly from zero to one!
Zero point five!
Zero point nine!
three!
five!
At the same time, countless people rushed out of the door!
"Hurry to the pre-sale store and buy out the album!"
"Kuaiaite Ouyang rich man!"
Ouyang Feng, Dong Yu, and Hua Ji burst into tears after receiving the news.
They didn't send anyone to buy the album immediately, but called Zhang Fan.
Ouyang Feng: Hahaha, Fanzi, you too have today.
Dong Yu: Xiao Fanfan, why can’t your album be sold? Do you want brother to help? Call me brother and I will buy all the albums in Kyoto immediately.
Hua Ji: Be low-key, less pretentious! Less skinny!
Zhang Fan, whose face was getting darker and darker as the three people took turns greeting him!
Blame me?
Humph, isn’t it just an album? I still don’t believe it!
"@Everyone! No one is allowed to touch the album!" Zhang Fan also went to several groups that slapped people in the face, and liked all the staff!
At the same time, Zhang Fan called He Yang directly.
"First gather a group of people who can play music and make music. The second thing our company does is to play music!"
Zhang Fan was angry.
As the leader of a slap-in-the-face group, how could he give up on music?
Anyway, I also went to the Royal Academy of Music and won the championship.
How embarrassing!
"Captain, what is the first thing we need to do?" He Yang looked confused.
Can you be normal and just do the second thing without finishing the first thing?
"The first thing is of course to find investment from a film company."
???
The corner of He Yang's mouth twitched! Hasn't this been arranged all along?
"By the way, where is our face-slapping group's station? None of the people who came this time are planning to go back! There are more than 5,000 people!" He Yang asked.
"It's up to you!" Zhang Fan hung up the phone and called He Shanyuan.
He wanted to ask who exactly He Shanyuan sold the copyright to. He couldn't sell a single album, so he made a fool of himself.
However, He Shanyuan's phone was busy.
Because at this time, those eight record companies were completely unable to sit still.
"He Shanyuan, explain to me who this person is!"
"He Shanyuan, are you cheating? I haven't sold a single album."
"He Shanyuan, you have to give me an explanation. Why did the people who bought the album run away after seeing the author of the MV?"
"He Shanyuan, I want to return the product! Return it!"
"He Shanyuan, come out and get beaten!"
???
He Shanyuan, who was sleeping in a daze, could be said to be confused.
Are these people crazy?
Alas alas, wait a minute, Wocao, not a single album has been sold?
How is that possible!
At this moment, He Shanyuan was completely awake.
However, after watching the live videos from the eight companies, He Shanyuan covered his forehead.
This guy Zhang Fan...
(This is the third update, good night, dogs! Don’t forget to vote for recommendations.)