Chapter 757 What the hell is second sister-in-law?
"Twenty thousand!"
"Bang!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, the flowers on the bars are all the same color, top quality!"
Zhang Fan took the note with the words 'Zhang Fan's bastard' written on it, spitted a little, and put a note on the faces of Ouyang Feng and the three of them!
There's no way, it's still early.
I can only find this way to amuse myself!
At this moment, Ouyang Feng and the others had more than ten notes plastered on their faces. However, Zhang Fan didn't have any notes on his face!
"No, no, we have to fight a bloody battle." Dong Yu roared.
Because it’s his face that has the most stickers.
The notes in the style of 'Ouyang Feng's Little Bastard', 'Hua Jian's Family's Little Bastard', and 'Zhang Fan's Family's Little Bastard' are very eye-catching.
Zhang Yuanlin and Xiao Qi, who were lying in the courtyard drinking tea, burst out laughing!
As for Bai Xi, her eyes were twinkling!
She knew the identities of Ouyang Feng and the others. Seeing how close Zhang Fan and Ouyang Feng were, the smile on her face became even stronger!
"No, no, I'll just push Hu down. After a bloody battle, I'll have to post a lot of notes. I can't see you getting stuck on your face, so I won't be happy to let you go!" Zhang Fan said with a smile, and then started playing mahjong!
Dong Yu glared and said angrily: "It doesn't matter how much I post, but I must turn you into my little bastard!"
"agree!"
"+1!"
Ouyang Feng and Hua Jian also agreed very much.
Damn, I’ve been playing for an hour and a half, and there’s not even a note on Zhang Fan’s face. How can this be done?
"Hey, hey, hey, don't be ridiculous. It was you who brought it up to push Hu down. You can't be shameless!" Zhang Fan smiled evilly!
Dong Yu's teeth chattered: "Madman, come on, Hua Zi, we can't be so embarrassed!"
"It's not your fault yet!"
Hua Ji rolled his eyes and said.
Half an hour later...
"Sorry, Xiao Qi, please touch yourself!"
Zhang Fan held the three notes and smiled evilly: "Hurry up and put your face over here!"
Ouyang Feng and the other three were speechless!
"I asked, are you cheating?" Dong Yu said with wide eyes.
Zhang Fan smiled disdainfully: "Hey, if I cheat, you will probably have hundreds of notes on your faces. You have a very bad habit, that is, you like to put mahjong in a pile, and just watch you play.
Whatever card you have, you will know what you have in your hand."
"Really?" Ouyang Feng and the others looked at Zhang Fan with wide eyes!
Zhang Fan smiled coquettishly: "Of course! Moreover, there is another problem. My memory is relatively good, and we rub hands together, so I can basically remember which cards are in which positions! Hahaha!"
"Fuck you, bitch! Madman, hold him down, I'm going to label him. Today, I have to make him my little bastard!"
As soon as Dong Yu said this, Ouyang Feng and Hua Ji started to move.
However, Zhang Fan, who stretched out his arms vigorously, immediately ran ten meters away.
At the same time, Zhang Fan took out his mobile phone. While running, he raised his head and took a photo.
In the photo, Ouyang Feng and the other two people are rushing towards Zhang Fan with their teeth and claws bared!
Zhang Fan, who was half-relying, had a proud expression on his face.
At the same time, Ouyang Feng and the three of them had notes flying in the wind.
The words on the note are clearly visible!
The little bastard of Zhang Fan’s family!
The little bastard of Dong Yu’s family!
The little bastard of the Huaji family!
The little bastard of Ouyang Feng’s family!
"Damn, you dare to take pictures, crazy man, Hua Zi, block the door and hold him down!" Dong Yu roared!
Zhang Fan raised his middle finger towards the three people, then leaned down and kicked his right leg violently. Suddenly, Zhang Fan jumped up like a flying arrow. Zhang Fan stretched out his right hand and gently grabbed the wall. Suddenly, Zhang Fan's whole body
He stood directly on the courtyard wall that was more than three meters high.
Seeing this scene, Dong Yu went crazy.
"Damn, bully!"
"Hahaha, I bullied you, come and bite me!" Zhang Fan laughed! At the same time, Zhang Fan raised his middle finger towards Dong Yu!
"I'm so angry!" Dong Yu screamed.
However, the walls of the courtyard were too high, and Dong Yu had no choice.
"Stand still and take another picture!" With that said, Zhang Fan raised his hand and clicked, taking a picture of Dong Yu's angry and desperate face!
Immediately, Zhang Fan logged on to Weibo and directly posted these two photos!
"A great victory, hhh!"
A group of members of the face-slapping group who were browsing Weibo suddenly saw this post from Zhang Fan!
"Wow, Brother Fan posted something again?"
"Hurry up and have a look!"
Soon, a group of people were stunned.
Almost twenty seconds later, shocking laughter rang out from all over the world.
"Damn it, Brother Fan's smile is so magical!"
"Pfft, Brother Fan is so bad. Zhang Fan's little turtle, hahaha, is so good at playing!"
"Hahaha, you little bastard from Zhang Fan's family, can you still play the sticker game like this? Damn, I'm going to ask my roommates to play too!"
"Ouch, look at the angry faces of the three people behind, they amused me to death!"
"Yes, they are all handsome guys, and their looks are above nine points, but it's a pity that they are not on the same level as Brother Fan!"
"Why doesn't Brother Fan have a note on his face?"
"Let me go, Brother Fan can't even be so invincible in playing mahjong, right? That's too much. Is there anything else that Brother Fan can't do?"
"I am envious, jealous, and hateful. I want to travel through time and become Brother Fan, then gain Brother Fan's memory, pretend to be a slap in the face, and pick up all the girls in the world!"
"Damn it, how dare you become Brother Fan and pick up girls? Your sister, you actually dare to have an idea of the elder sister-in-law and the second sister-in-law. Brothers, come and beat this guy to death with me."
"Hey, hey, brothers and sisters, I was just saying casually!"
"It doesn't matter if you say anything casually, go ahead, kill him!"
Countless replies made Zhang Fan's phone vibrate so much that he almost dropped it from his hand.
When Ouyang Feng and the other three heard this voice, their expressions changed!
"You didn't post the photo on Weibo, did you?"
Zhang Fan smiled mischievously: "It seems so, this reply will be 999+ in no time!"
"Dong Yu, go get the bamboo pole and kill him!" Ouyang Feng shouted.
Dong Yu, on the other hand, had already taken out his mobile phone and quickly opened Weibo.
When he saw Zhang Fan's movements, he immediately murmured: "It's over, the image is completely ruined!"
Hua Ji grinned: "Ouch, look at the reply, hahaha, they don't know us at all! A group of people are about to start a fight!"
"Haha! Really!" Ouyang Feng also took out his mobile phone, sat on a chair, tore off the note on his face, and slid his fingers quickly!
Soon, Ouyang Feng also laughed: "Hahaha, that's interesting!"
"Oh, Zhang Fan, when did you get so many fans?" Ouyang Feng said with a smile!
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, it's so fun to watch other people's fans fight!"
"I'll go, Zhang Fan, you have so many little fans! These people are clamoring to give you a monkey!"
Ouyang Feng and the others joked!
Hearing this voice, Bai Xi also took out his mobile phone and went to Zhang Fan's Weibo homepage!
But soon, she suddenly coughed.
Because she saw...
"Brother Fan, when will my second sister-in-law come back from England?"
What the hell is second sister-in-law?
U.K?
Wait, does it mean that Zhang Fan also has a girlfriend?