"I'll starve you to death. The fat on your body is perfect for fertilizer. Get up." Lin Yu slapped Monk Hua angrily. Monk Hua heard Lin Yu's voice and climbed up from the wooden stake.
"You bastard named Lin, you're finally here." Seeing Lin Yu, Monk Hua almost shed tears. Thinking about it, the abbot here is really good at torturing people. Monk Hua's character is notoriously coquettish.
His master sometimes couldn't do anything to him, but now here, he was tortured to the point of almost crying.
"Okay, not bad." Lin Yu looked at the wooden piles lying on the ground around him, and he said with a smile: "You cut all these firewood?"
"Nonsense, is it possible that it wasn't me who cut it, or you?" Monk Hua sat down in frustration. He sighed and said, "Hey, I really can't survive in this world."
"You don't know how good Jinghai's bald donkey is at torturing people. He asked me to do the heaviest work. The most important thing is that he didn't give me good food."
"I don't believe they won't even let you eat." Lin Yu said with a bit of laughter: "It's because there is no meat in this dish, so it doesn't suit your taste, you drunkard monk."
"It's okay if there's no meat. We're not people who can't endure hardships, but do you know what the old monk gave me to eat? There were no green vegetable leaves, just vegetable sticks, which were hard and hard to bite. The most important thing was that there was little oil and salt.
"Fang, look at me, look at how thin I am from hunger. I'm telling you, I'm so hungry that my eyes are dizzy now."
"Well, that's right. It's time for you to lose weight." Lin Yu laughed loudly and said, "Who can you blame? You are also so bold. Even if you drink and eat meat in the temple, why don't you still do it?
How brave you are to dare to harass female pilgrims here."
"O conscience of heaven and earth, who said this?" Monk Hua almost cried: "Did the young monk tell you this?"
"Yes, isn't that what happened?" Lin Yu looked at Monk Hua with some confusion and said, "The little monk said that you touched the butt of a female pilgrim and was slapped in front of her."
"Do you believe this? I, Monk Hua, am a principled person." Monk Hua was furious: "It was that woman who failed to seduce me. In the end, she became angry and hit me. I tell you that I have principles. I don't
Meet a good family."
"Forget it, flies never stare at seamless eggs." Lin Yu shook his head helplessly and said: "If you are really as pure as a saint, I don't believe that woman can really accuse you."
"That's the truth. If you don't believe it, I can't do anything about it." Monk Hua looked at Lin Yu resentfully and said, "It seems that even if I jump into the Yellow River this time, I won't be able to clean myself. What should I do?"
Monk Hua patted his forehead in distress and said: "I have been here for almost a week. I can't eat well, sleep well, and have to do all this work all day long. I have lived so long, and even my master has never done this.
Take care of me."
"Haha." Lin Yu couldn't help laughing when he saw the aggrieved look on Monk Hua's face.
"Okay, okay, stop laughing, and quickly find a way to take me out, otherwise I will definitely be killed by that old monk here." Monk Hua sighed: "Hey, my Xiao Wei
When I come to see me, they keep me away every time."
"Your Xiao Wei?" Lin Yu was a little confused: "Which Xiao Wei?"
"You are stupid. Last time, you were the little girl who set up a stall under the overpass and was forced to collect protection money by the underworld. You and I will beat the enemy away from that little girl, Xiao Wei, the one with a good drinker." Monk Hua mentioned this Xiao Wei.
, with a look of obsession on his face.
"Oh, I remembered." Lin Yu suddenly realized. He stared at Monk Hua and said, "Monk, please pay attention. She is still a child and is still studying. Either you return to secular life, or you stay away from her. Her family is not
Will agree to her marrying a monk."
"Return to the secular world." Monk Hua said with some distress, "Do you think I don't want to? My master is the only inheritor of my master. If I return to the secular world, I'm afraid he will break us up even if he goes to the ends of the earth."
"Hey, there's nothing we can do about it. I can't help you, and I can't defeat your master." Lin Yu looked at Monk Hua with some regret and said, "Then what do you want to do in the future?"
"What can I do? I won't believe it if I take it one step at a time. In this world, lovers cannot become dependents." Monk Hua shook his head and said, "Now, you have to find a way to rescue me."
"Save you? How can I save you?" Lin Yu said dumbfounded: "There are two monks outside now, and these two monks are not weak. I am not sure that I will not alert the people in the temple before I bring them down.
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"You need to know what you have committed." Lin Yu said bitterly: "You have committed the crime of molesting women. This is a powerful place in Buddhism. If something like this happened, do you think the abbot can keep his face?
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"I said, that's not my problem, it's that woman who failed to seduce me, and then got angry and accused me of being rude." Monk Hua said angrily: "What do you want me to say so that you will believe it?"
"What's the point of believing in me?" Lin Yu looked at Monk Hua and said helplessly: "The main reason is that the abbot doesn't believe it. There are too many old monks here and I can't beat them. What should I do?"
"Otherwise, let's rush in." Monk Hua thought for a while and said: "While there are still many pilgrims in the temple, their monks are relatively scattered. Even if they were warned immediately, they would not be able to gather here quickly.
Will we not run away by then?"
"Good idea." Lin Yu praised: "But why don't you go alone?"
"I'm afraid of myself. There is strength in numbers." Monk Hua replied honestly: "With you by my side, I don't seem to be so afraid."
"You are so mean." Lin Yu gestured to Monk Hua with his middle finger and said, "Okay, let's get started now."
"Okay, I'll pretend to be sick." Monk Hua said, lying on the ground and letting out a scream like a slaughtered pig.
The two monks guarding the door frowned. They clearly heard the screams coming from the small courtyard. A slightly fatter monk said, "Brother, what's going on inside?"
"What else can we do? Monk Hua is the only one inside. Can anyone else besides him make this scream?" Slim said to the monk.
"But I feel that there is something wrong with this sound." The fatter monk frowned and said, "Let's go and have a look. Maybe he is sick. The monk hasn't eaten for several days and nights."
"Don't worry, it's okay. That guy is covered in fat. He will be fine even if he is hungry for a few days." The thin man smiled slightly and said, "I'm telling you, that guy is very strong and has a lot of tricks. We two must not do it.
