Chapter 248: Relying on the old and betraying the old
The popularity of classical Taoist health-preserving methods and health-preserving gymnastics made this video quickly become popular. In comparison, the health-preserving concepts and effects of pure Taoist traditional Chinese medicine are much better than those nondescript health-preserving programs produced by nutritionists and miscellaneous health-preserving scholars on Jiangnan Radio.
Nowadays, the ratings of their health programs are not as good as before, so He Zhendong came to play a role.
"These are my students." Lin Yu cleared his throat and said, "They are also here to listen to my lectures. You said you would teach my students how to maintain their health. First, you have to obtain their consent. Now I want to ask everyone, this
...Master He Zhendong, do you know him?"
"do not know."
"Who knows where it came from? As soon as they arrived, they kicked us out of our seats in the front row, saying that this seat should be given to the leader."
"That's right, I can tell at a glance that he only relies on his old skills to show off his skills. I also want to see Teacher Xiaolin up close."
"I've seen this old man's lectures. He's a bullshit health guru. Every day he talks about how much milk to drink for breakfast and how much bread to pair with it... He's just like a Western medicine nutritionist. What kind of master is he?"
"Yes, you have to take care of what I eat for breakfast? Do you have to take care of how much milk I drink?"
As Lin Yu said these words, everyone's dissatisfaction suddenly burst out. They came to watch Teacher Lin's health lecture, but these old men came just to ruin the place. Who wants to listen to your boring nutrition lectures?
Lecture? The health-preserving exercises and Taoist mental methods taught by Teacher Lin are the most attractive.
The few old men at the front never expected this to happen, especially He Zhendong, who had no place to put his old face.
They consider themselves to be Jiangnan celebrities, and these students should welcome them here to give lectures, but they never expected that this would happen. As for their status as such-and-such master and such-and-such nutritionist,
The students don't seem to buy it.
"I am Li Fu, the speaker of Jiangnan Health Channel. Coming to teach you is already very condescending. What else do you want?" Another old man stood up.
Lin Yu felt speechless. These old guys who rely on their elders to support their elders, do you really think of yourself as a person? They are pig-minded, right? Lin Yu walked down the podium helplessly and watched everything silently.
"Fuck, who are you? You're condescending to your sister. Get out of here. I'm not here to watch your lecture."
"Who do you think you are when such a big guy comes here to show off? Get out of here right away."
"Teacher Lin only has these two classes a week. You are causing trouble if you come now. Get out of here and don't let me see you again."
Sure enough, the words of this pig-like old guy completely angered everyone present, and the dissatisfaction of hundreds of people in the room was completely aroused.
"Get out..."
I don’t know who took the lead and threw a shoe out, and immediately the classroom became lively. The shoes, the eggs that were not eaten for breakfast, the steaming pumpkin pie, and the golden fried dough sticks were like raindrops at this moment.
rushed over.
And I don’t know who threw his stinky socks in this direction, and for a while, these old guys were thrown into a state of embarrassment.
"You guys, do you know how to respect your seniors? We are seniors in the industry, seniors..."
As soon as the voices of He Zhendong and others came out of their mouths, they were immediately drowned in a sea of curses. In desperation, they had no choice but to run out of the classroom in despair.
"Lin Yu, you encourage students to attack us personally, just wait, wait for me, I will have the school expel you." Before leaving, Wang Zhendong threatened Lin Yu fiercely, and then
I left very boringly.
In fact, these old guys should be lucky that they are old. Lin Yu is too embarrassed to attack them. If not, Lin Yu would have beaten them to the point of crying for their parents. Qisha and Pojun were both beaten by Lin Yu
It's a bloody mess, not to mention these old guys who have no real reputation and only know how to show off?
Lin Yu had to lament that the jokes circulating on the Internet now really make sense. It's not that there are more bad people in the world, but that the bad people back then have become older, and now there are more people who rely on their old people to sell their goods.
"Okay, classmates, let's continue the class now." Seeing that the fuss was almost over, Lin Yu started to clear his throat and start the class.
"Teacher Lin, you said today we are talking about dietary supplements. What is this?" a student asked.
"Food supplements are dietary therapy. I have said before that traditional Chinese medicine originated from Taoism. The so-called dietary therapy is to use food instead of medicinal materials. It can not only strengthen the body and achieve the purpose of health preservation, but also use dietary supplements rationally and can replace some medicines.
"
"Is it true, Teacher Lin? Can the disease be cured without taking medicine?"
"Wow, that's great. I want to learn this and make it for my mother when I get home. Her health is not good and she often takes medicine."
"Of course it's true." Lin Yu pressed his hand, and the scene immediately fell silent. He pointed to a pair of smelly socks under the podium and said, "Whose socks belong to them?"
"Teacher, it's mine." A boy stood up embarrassedly and said, "Those old guys are so annoying, so I couldn't help but want to disgust them."
The students laughed, but most of them were kind.
It is undeniable that these socks are really smelly. The sour smell makes the huge classroom filled with a strange smell. It is precisely because of these socks that the doors and windows of the classroom are forced to open. Anyway, Lin Yu is in class.
Computers are rarely used, so whether the window is open or not has no impact on the lectures.
"You must have athlete's foot." Lin Yu said.
"You have athlete's foot. It's hereditary. My dad's feet are like this too," the boy said sheepishly.
"Have you seen a doctor?" Lin Yu smiled.
"I've seen it, I've tried every possible method, I've even tried the three-second method to remove athlete's foot on the street, but it doesn't work," the boy said.
"Then do your feet often become swollen and you sweat every time? And your limbs are often weak?" Lin Yu asked.
"Yes, I am like that, especially my feet are prone to sweating." The boy nodded quickly.
"Remember, a recipe for food supplements, meaning 5 qian for kernels, 4 qian each for astragalus, tuckahoe, and wheat, a cup of white rice, 200 grams of ribs, cut the ribs into cubes and blanch them, then put all the ingredients into the pot and add two bowls to the pot.
water, then cook it into porridge and eat it once every two days. If it cannot be cured after half a month, you come to me." Lin Yu said.
"Really, Teacher Lin? That's great, I'll try it when I get back." The boy was overjoyed.
"Teacher Lin, I also sweat easily, is this method suitable for me too?" a girl asked.
"Your situation is characterized by insufficient qi, weak spleen and stomach, and physical fatigue. This is not suitable for you. You are suitable for eating jujubes steamed with glutinous rice. There is a saying among the people that if you eat three jujubes a day, you don't need to look for a doctor.
A jujube will keep you beautiful until you grow old. If you want to be in good health, add red dates to your porridge."
As Lin Yu spoke, he turned around and wrote a big Chinese character jujube in beautiful calligraphy. He turned around and said: ""Jujube is the best supplement for women. It can not only beautify the face and replenish blood, but also have skin care and anti-inflammatory effects.
It has the effect of aging. It also nourishes the spleen and stomach, replenishes qi and promotes fluid production, nourishes blood and nourishes the liver."
"Of course, the premise is that the method is done correctly. In your case, 25 red dates and 100 grams of glutinous rice flour are washed and pitted. Add a small amount of white sugar to boiling water, then mix the water into glutinous rice balls and stuff them in the dates.
Put it in the pot and steam it for fifteen minutes, then it can be eaten after taking it out of the pot."
"Remember, it is not advisable to eat too much raw food. Take it with water during menstruation. Your condition will definitely improve within a month."
"Thank you, Teacher Lin, I took note of it." The girl was overjoyed.
"The two cases mentioned before were medicated diets. This method of dietary supplements is very common in traditional Chinese medicine. Due to time constraints, I will not give examples one by one. Later I will compile some commonly used medicated diets for your reference. Health-preserving diet therapy is to improve physical fitness.
The best method is to combine medicine with three parts poison, but this kind of therapy that can cure diseases without medicine is a treasure left by our ancestors."
"Teacher, is there any good way to lose weight?" said a girl who is not fat.
"Do you want to lose weight?" Lin Yu asked.
"Yeah, I feel like I'm a little fat." The girl said.
"Let me tell you a story." Lin Yu said, "Guess who he is by the way."
"There is a fat man who eats vegetarian food every day and runs thousands of miles, but he still hasn't lost weight. Who do you think this person is?" Lin Yu said with a smile.
"Zhu Bajie..." Someone immediately guessed it.
"Correct, so this story tells everyone that losing weight is a lie. Girl, give up. Losing weight is not suitable for you." Lin Yu said with a smile.
Everyone burst out laughing again. The lectures given by Lin Yu were very lively and practical. They were much better than the vague and vague professional knowledge given by the old men on TV.
After the lecture, Lin Yu was called into the office by Liang Jingnian.
"Xiao Lin, your recent lectures have been good, and the response from the students has been good." Liang Jingnian poured a glass of water for Lin Yu and sat across from him.
"Principal Liang, tell me if we are in trouble again." Lin Yu said.
"I also understand today's situation. I don't blame you, but those few are also well-known in the health care industry in Jiangnan. They don't seem to be in a good mood today." Liang Jingnian smiled bitterly and said, "Especially that He Zhendong
, and even went to my office to ask me to expel you and disband this health class."
"What do you think of Principal Liang?" Lin Yu smiled. He had expected this situation a long time ago. Those old guys are a group of people who are unwilling to be left alone. It is impossible for them to even react after suffering such a big loss.
No, this is not their style.
Isn't the style of these guys just relying on their elders to act like the youngest? Relying on their influence in the Jiangnan world, they will look for trouble as long as they are unhappy with it.
Well, aren't Jiangnan's health classes very good? Aren't you, Lin Yu, very proud now? Don't you students refuse to let me give lectures? I will make it impossible for you to continue, and I just want to teach you when you are proud.
Suppress you. You don't like to listen to my lectures, but I insist on letting you listen.