"Can I talk to you in private?" Xu Wenguang stared at Lin Yu. He felt more and more that Lin Yu looked a bit like a little boy. At the same time, he was extremely jealous. In his eyes, Chen Yunzhu was his own, but
This woman in her pocket is indifferent to her. She has never even had a meal with her.
But who is this pretty guy? He can sit down with his favorite goddess for dinner and date right away?
"No." Lin Yu grabbed the knife in one hand and the fork in the other, cutting the steak in front of him with clumsy movements. He was joking, he is eating now, how can he have time to pay attention to you? This is my first time eating Western food.
"That's not how knives and forks are used." Seeing his actions, Xu Wenguang immediately felt a trace of contempt on his face.
"Waiter." Lin Yu simply put down the knife and fork in his hand and greeted loudly.
"Hello sir, what can I do for you?" the waiter came over and said politely.
"Chopsticks, I need chopsticks now." Lin Yu shouted.
"Chopsticks?"
The waiter stopped for a moment and was choked by Lin Yu's voice. At the same time, most people in the restaurant looked at Lin Yu with swish eyes.
Chopsticks? Come on, man, this is a Western restaurant, okay? You have to use a knife and fork to eat. Where have you seen anyone using chopsticks in a Western restaurant?
"I'm sorry, sir, we don't have chopsticks here." The waiter said sarcastically. She didn't know how to answer this strange question.
"How can you open a restaurant without chopsticks?" Lin Yu muttered dissatisfied, then picked up the knife, turned his hands over, and the knife spun rapidly in his hand.
After spinning for a moment, he slapped his right hand on the table and threw the knife in his hand onto the table. At the same time, the steak on the dinner plate was shaken away by the slap, and he saw that the steak on the dinner plate was cut into small pieces of even size.
Lin Yu then picked up the fork with satisfaction and awkwardly picked up a piece of steak and put it in his mouth.
"Well, it's okay. It's quite tender, but a little undercooked." Lin Yu said with satisfaction while eating.
Chen Yunzhu's eyes widened. She suddenly became very interested in Lin Yu. She clearly felt that Lin Yu did this on purpose, and how did he use the knife just now? The steak was cut open after a few quick turns.
Already?
"Haha, Junzhu. How did you become friends with such an uncivilized person? Barbaric and vulgar. You can't let him in at such a high-end occasion." Li Wenguang smiled. He felt that he was too nervous just now, like this
Is it true that a country bumpkin who has no culture or literacy and needs chopsticks to eat Western food is competitive?
"What does it mean to be civilized? Which of your eyes can see that I am uncivilized?" Lin Yu was unhappy. He put his fork on the table and said, "Don't you usually use chopsticks to eat at home? Eight generations of your ancestors used to eat with them.
A knife and a fork?"
"You, why are you swearing?" Xu Wenguang almost went berserk. If he didn't want to maintain his image in front of Chen Yunzhu, he would have cursed loudly.
"Did I curse? Did I curse you? Am I right? I am Chinese, and my ancestors used chopsticks to eat, not knives and forks. Yes, this is a Western restaurant, but this cannot change what I am born with.
habit, because I am Chinese." Lin Yu said righteously.
It is not an exaggeration to say that people today worship foreigners. People who celebrate Western festivals and despise traditional festivals like to follow the trend and throw away all the things of their ancestors, but they still look complacent.
"Don't make excuses for your ignorance. Barbarism is barbarism. Junzhu, let's go. Don't get involved with such people in the future." Xu Wenguang sneered and stood up.
"Go and buy me two pairs of chopsticks." Chen Yunzhu took out a big red banknote and handed it to the waiter.
The expression on Xu Wenguang's face instantly became extremely exciting. Chen Yunzhu was slapping him in the face. He was so angry that he was trembling and said: "Yunzhu, what do you mean? Don't you even know what your parents say?"
Did you listen?"
"I eat Western food with chopsticks, so in your opinion I am a barbarian, so please stay away from me, a barbarian." Chen Yunzhu said calmly.
"You..." Xu Wenguang's face turned red with anger. He almost ran away, but he had to suppress his anger and said: "Junzhu, that's not what I meant. I just think this person has no quality."
"I don't have quality, do you have quality? If I eat with chopsticks, it's called barbaric, and it's called lack of quality? But what does it mean that you like to wear women's underwear? A pervert? A fetishist?" Lin Yu suddenly stood up.
explain.
The mouths of the people in the restaurant almost formed an O shape. They looked at the well-dressed Xu Wenguang in disbelief. This young man actually has a somewhat elegant atmosphere and looks well-dressed. Does he really have this hobby?
?
"You, you're talking nonsense." Xu Wenguang's face turned red, and he was so angry that he was shaking all over.
"Am I talking nonsense? Do you dare to swear to God that the clothes you are wearing are those worn by normal men?" Lin Yu said with a sneer.
"I dare..." Xu Wenguang was furious, but he immediately shouted: "Why should I swear to God?"
"Because you want to prove your innocence. How can you prove your innocence if you don't swear? Or you can take off your pants and prove it to us. Prove that your underwear is not pink and lacy." Lin Yu chased after him.
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"I didn't." Xu Wenguang seemed to have been greatly insulted. He shouted, "I am a normal person with quality. That is what a pervert would do. You, a rude and savage country man, can't even think of insulting my character."
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"Really? Then I'll see what the truth is." Lin Yu suddenly raised his hand, and the fork in his hand suddenly flew out and hit the belt buckle around Xu Wenguang's waist.
With a clanking sound, the belt buckle, which was said to be genuine Italian crocodile leather, suddenly burst open, and Xu Wenguang's pants immediately fell down.
Xu Wenguang only felt that his legs were cold. He subconsciously looked down and saw that his pants had fallen off to his heels at some point.
The perfect women's underwear... put on Xu Wenguang's body... makes people feel horrified.
"Wow, look, it's true, he's wearing women's underwear." A girl screamed excitedly, and at the same time raised her phone to take a photo, which was quickly posted to her circle of friends.
"Really, I can't tell"
"It's so tight, doesn't it hurt?"
"How can it not hurt? But some people like this kind of torture."
For a moment, the entire Western restaurant was in a state of excitement. Everyone looked at the scene in front of them in shock. Just now, this guy plausibly said that others like Jinglu had no quality, but he himself was a pervert.
Have you ever seen a normal man wearing this kind of underwear? How dare you say that you are not a pervert?
For a time, Xu Wenguang became the focus of everyone in the restaurant.
Xu Wenguang's lips were green and his teeth were white, and he was trembling non-stop. This time he was so embarrassed in public that he didn't dare to say a word nonsense. He lifted up his pants with both hands and ran out of the restaurant without looking back.
There was a burst of laughter from everyone.
"Let's eat. I hope this won't affect your mood." Lin Yu smiled slightly and finally drove away the fly.
"No. But I'm curious, how do you know he's good at this?" Chen Yunzhu covered his mouth and smiled, and then asked curiously.
"He showed a little when he sat down just now. My six senses are much more sensitive than ordinary people, so I can see it at a glance." Lin Yu smiled coquettishly.
"So that's it, you have very strong observation skills." Chen Yunzhu smiled slightly.
"You two, the chopsticks you want." The waiter rushed over and handed over two pairs of chopsticks.
"Thank you." Chen Yunzhu handed Lin Yu a pair, then she picked up the chopsticks and started eating Western food with them.
"Hey, waiter, give me a pair too. To be honest, I'm not used to using knives and forks, it's awkward." Someone shouted while holding up a fifty yuan note.
"Bring me a pair by the way. I suggest you prepare some chopsticks in the future. This is Western food, yes, but this is China. When you do as the Romans do, do you understand?"
More than half of the people in the restaurant asked for chopsticks, which stunned the waiter. She had to find the manager in a hurry, and then found a way to get a lot of chopsticks for the guests.
Then this high-end Western restaurant staged such a lively scene, with more than half of the guests holding chopsticks in their hands, eating Western food with gusto.
"Do you know Xu Wenguang's identity? Do you know my identity?" Chen Yunzhu asked after finishing the Western meal.
Lin Yu stood still, turned around and said with a smile: "How could I not know about the Chen family and the Xu family, the four major families in Jiangnan?"
"Then do you know that this will get you into trouble?" Chen Yunzhu said.
"Of course I know, I can see what kind of temper Xu Wenguang is." Lin Yu said.
"Then why do you still treat him like this? Just to help me out?" Chen Yunzhu said.
"One is to help you out, and the other is that for some reason, I don't like the Xu family, that's all. As for revenge, haha, I have no father, no mother, no car, no house, and I'm not afraid of bare feet.
He wears shoes." Lin Yu chuckled.
"It's good to say that those who are barefoot are not afraid of those who wear shoes." Chen Yunzhu nodded sympathetically, and then the two of them walked towards the school together, "Do you have classes in the afternoon?"
"I am an adult undergraduate and don't have many classes," Lin Yu said.
"Teacher Wang from the Yixue Association is coming here to analyze Yixue for us this afternoon. Why don't you go and listen to it," Chen Yunzhu said.
"Yixue?" Lin Yu was slightly startled, then he smiled and said, "Then I'll go and listen."
"Teacher Wang is the chairman of the Jiangnan Yixue Association and is also a master. Every time I listen to his lectures, I benefit a lot." Chen Yunzhu said.
"Oh, really? Then what benefit did you get from it?" Lin Yu said.
"Well..." Chen Yunzhu hesitated for a moment, then shook his head and said, "To be honest, I don't know. I just think his lectures are very vivid and can bring my thoughts to an unprecedented level."
"The Book of Changes is a traditional Chinese culture and is called the source of Taoism. Since it exists in our ancestors, it must have its truth." Lin Yu said with a slight smile.
"It sounds like you are quite knowledgeable. Do you understand this?" Chen Yunzhu's eyes lit up.
"I know a little bit about it." Lin Yu seemed a little enigmatic.
