Chapter 1239: Li Dan teaches blowjob (5 more to make up yesterday)
Tang Xiaobao said "ah" and hesitated a little. He knew how to sing "Two Springs Reflect the Moon", can he do it?
Li Dan is an expert, a famous erhu master. If he plays Erquan Yingyue in front of her, would it be too much to do what he does?
"That's not good, my level is not high." Tang Xiaobao said modestly.
What he said is definitely the truth.
Although Yan Jian and others spoke highly of him, in his opinion, these words were just watery. He might have talent, but he was not really that good. No, he was timid after meeting a real master.
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Li Dan quickly said: "How about you give it a try? It doesn't matter. People never come to meetings, so it doesn't matter."
She wanted to guide Tang Xiaobao.
"Do you really want to pull it?" Tang Xiaobao looked at Bai Li.
Bai Li nodded: "This is a rare opportunity, let's play a song."
"I can only play Erquan Yingyue." Tang Xiaobao touched his head and felt a little embarrassed.
Second spring?
When Li Dan heard this, he almost fell over.
On your first day of school, you actually know how to play Erquan?
Isn't it too good to brag?
She wouldn't believe it even to death.
And she is a little cold to Tang Xiaobao.
You are so arrogant, and you still pretend to be so innocent. Turns out you are just a pretender.
"Pull, it's okay, I often poop in Erquan." Li Dan's tone was not as enthusiastic and polite as before.
Obviously, she looked down on Tang Xiaobao.
But Tang Xiaobao didn't notice Li Dan's expression. His addiction came back again. He grabbed his erhu and said excitedly: "Okay, this is a rare opportunity. I just want to ask Teacher Li for guidance."
"Okay, your cousin and I are good friends. Come on, let me listen." Li Dan said with a smile.
Tang Xiaobao nodded, then he grabbed the erhu and closed his eyes.
After all, it was just the first day of learning, and this gesture of holding the erhu was very unprofessional. Li Dan saw it and was shaking his head slightly in his heart.
Sure enough, it was my first day of learning, so unprofessional.
But on the first day, I actually wanted to pull Erquan. I want to see how you continue to act!
snort!
She was a little disdainful!
All this pretense was put on in front of her. This was tantamount to reciting the Three Character Sutra in front of Confucius. Isn't this asking for abuse?
She glanced at Bai Li, who blinked at her with excitement on his face.
Li Dan is one of them.
It turns out that she has a problem with this cousin. No wonder she wants to make a fool of him.
Well, for the sake of being friends, I will grant your wish in a moment - she is ready to wait for Tang Xiaobao to finish pretending and give him a good blow.
Her family is not short of money and opened a musical instrument store because she likes to play musical instruments. For example, she can play many of the musical instruments in this store, and she can play them very well.
It doesn't matter whether the business is done or not, but she will never be merciful to a pretentious person like Tang Xiaobao.
Tang Xiaobao was still brewing. He closed his eyes and looked miserable.
Li Dan curled his lips, hey, this emotion is quite fake.
Tang Xiaobao finally started.
The sound of the erhu, a mournful sound, suddenly startled Li Dan and gave him goosebumps all over his body.
Her eyes were wide open and her mouth was wide enough to hold an egg.
Holy shit!
Is this the first day of school?
This is so damn professional, she can't even perform at this level.
Then, her whole body felt like an electric shock, her whole body tensed up and her brows furrowed.
It sounds great, it sounds great.
Tragic, so tragic.
She was all brought in.
The song is over.
Tang Xiaobao looked at Li Dan and asked with a smile: "Teacher Li, I did not pull well and made you laugh. Please give me some advice."
Li Dan came back to his senses, closed his mouth for a long time, and stared at Tang Xiaobao with a shocked expression, but his face was red at this time.
"You, you, you-"
Bai Li on the other side covered her mouth and smiled happily.
"How is it? Li Dan, is my cousin good? Is he more professional than you?"
Li Dan was so angry that his eyebrows stood up, he glared at Bai Li and said angrily: "Bai Li, we are good friends, how can you hit someone like this? Where did you find such a professional person? You are here to slap me in the face, right?
, I didn’t offend you, you went too far.”
"Don't be angry, I'm just teasing you." Bai Li quickly laughed.
Tang Xiaobao was also a little embarrassed, and immediately said: "Mr. Li, don't be angry. In fact, it's my first day of learning, so I must not be doing well. Please stop saying that. I'm not asking you for advice. I'm definitely
Sincerely."
"Sincerely?"
Li Dan became even more angry and glared at Tang Xiaobao: "You two came here to slap me in the face on purpose. You are better at pulling than me, and you actually said that you just learned it on the first day. Are you embarrassed?"
sweat……
Tang Xiaobao couldn't laugh or cry: "It's really my first day of learning today."
Bai Li also said sternly: "Li Dan, I can testify that it was definitely the first day he played Erhu. He just learned it in the morning. I was also there when he was learning. It was Yan Jian who taught him, and he only taught him for twenty minutes. He is amazing.
?This is just an eye-opener for you.
, and it was just a coincidence that we met here. I have never been here before, and I didn’t know you opened a store here, right? Can I deliberately target you? How many years have we been in this relationship?
, why should I slap you in the face?"
Seeing that she was speaking so seriously, Li Dan became a little suspicious. She pushed up her glasses and asked, "You really didn't lie to me?"
"I swear, whoever lied to you about being a puppy?" Bai Li raised her hands and swore.
Li Dan's face changed drastically: "I'll go, is your cousin really going to school on his first day?"
Bai Li nodded.
"This is impossible, how could such a genius exist?"
"He is not just a genius, he is a monster, a monster! He has learned more than a dozen musical instruments today, and he can reach this level on every instrument. Do you believe it?" Bai Li said proudly.
Tang Xiaobao was really embarrassed.
This seems to have been set up.
"I don't believe it. There are so many musical instruments here. Let him try several of them one by one. I don't believe there really is such a monster in the world."
After saying that, Li Dan took a jinghu, thought about it, and said, "No, if you can play the erhu, the jinghu must be fine. Can you play the flute?"
Tang Xiaobao shook his head.
"You obviously blew it today." Betty said.
"I play the flute. I have never played the flute before." Tang Xiaobao said quickly.
"It's okay, it's almost the same. If you can play the flute, you can also play the flute. It just so happens that Li Dan can order everything. Let her teach you on the spot." Bai Li encouraged.
"I don't want to learn." Tang Xiaobao shook his head repeatedly.
He doesn't want to perform everything here.
But Li Dan glared: "No, you have to play it for me. I don't believe you are a genius. If you conquer me today, you can choose every instrument here and I will give it to you for free."
"Haha, here's your chance to pick up a bargain. Cousin, come on, come on. Just play it for her. Don't you want to buy every musical instrument? It just so happens that the variety here is very complete, and the goods here are of good quality.
Yes, don’t give it up for free.”
Bai Li's eyes shined.
Ah, one of each?
Li Dan's expression changed.
But Tang Xiaobao waved his hand: "I really can't do it. How about I pick the best for every instrument? I buy them all and pay for them." (To be continued)