The two chatted for a while in the teahouse. It was already past ten o'clock in the evening.
This place is relatively close to No. 1 Middle School. Weaver Girl said, "I'll go back first."
"I send you."
Tang Xiaobao hurried over.
"No need to send it away, it's very close here."
Tang Xiaobao smiled and said, "That's not okay. I'm your boyfriend now. How could I not give it to you? That would be too ungentlemanly."
"You? My boyfriend?" Weaver Girl smiled: "Do you know how much older I am than you?"
sweat……
Tang Xiaobao's whole body felt bad.
Weaver Girl is estimated to be dozens of years old in real life, and she can be his mother. This is only her age in the human world. If her years in heaven are added, Tang Xiaobao will be ashamed. This generation is probably so high that there is no limit to the ladder.
I can't even shout.
But so what.
What a great opportunity, I couldn't just miss it.
This is a fairy, a real fairy sister. Such a good opportunity must not be missed.
Therefore, Tang Xiaobao said sternly: "In front of love, age is not a problem, distance is not a problem, regardless of national boundaries or race."
"Okay, then you can give it to me."
Weaver Girl graciously agreed.
It is still Weaver Girl in the front and Tang Xiaobao in the back.
Still walking, admiring Weaver Girl's butt.
It’s really not an ordinary curl!
Tang Xiaobao licked his lips.
He already has many confidantes now, but who can compare with Weaver Girl?
To be honest, there are two women he wants to conquer the most.
One is Lannu, which is a spirit ghost.
The other is Weaver Girl, the pure fairy sister.
Tang Xiaobao even felt that he should change his name to a more domineering name, such as Tang Ritian or Tang Rixian...
While walking, Weaver Girl suddenly stopped.
Tang Xiaobao almost missed it, but when he looked up, he saw someone blocking the way in front of him.
A young man, probably in his twenties, about the same height as Tang Xiaobao, blocked Zhinu's path with a silly look on his face.
Damn it, is this a way to steal a horse?
Tang Xiaobao was angry and was about to step forward, but unexpectedly the young man raised his head.
Tang Xiaobao was startled after just one glance.
I'm going!
This man actually had a fleshy bump on his forehead, which was still engorged with blood. His hair was messy, as if he had run away from a lunatic asylum, and his clothes were still dirty. They were work clothes, as if they had been used by a car repair shop worker.
Yes, covered in oil.
"Weaver Girl, I finally found you."
The man smiled, and when he laughed, he actually looked a little silly.
But Tang Xiaobao was stunned.
Damn it, he actually knows Weaver Girl?
Moreover, this is not a common understanding. You can tell the identity of Weaver Girl at a glance, which shows that the identity of the other party is not simple.
Tang Xiaobao swallowed his saliva and did not step forward immediately. Instead, he watched from behind.
He wanted to see what kind of attitude Zhinu would have.
Weaver Girl frowned and asked: "Zhenjun Erlang, what's wrong with you?"
Erlang Zhenjun?
Damn it, damn it!
Tang Xiaobao almost jumped up.
If you really say Erlang, Erlang will arrive.
But could this image really be the Erlang Shen that I admired so much before?
Tang Xiaobao was stunned.
I feel like a homeless man who hasn't showered in three years!
Erlangshen scratched his hair, blushed, and was very shy. He explained embarrassedly: "Oh, there was something wrong with the passage from the fairy world to the human world. It was not stable. In the end, it hit the ground with its head first, and that's what happened."
sweat……
Tang Xiaobao also frowned.
Why don't you die...
"Your uncle is really willing to spend money. He didn't even hesitate to open the passage and even sent you to the human world. You came to the human world to find me, right?" Weaver Girl said in shame.
"You know what I mean. This time the Jade Emperor sent someone to the human world, and I volunteered because I knew you were in the human world. I have true feelings for you. Could it be that you haven't noticed it at all over the past tens of thousands of years?"
Erlang Shen said with some resentment.
Tang Xiaobao shuddered.
Holy shit, that’s disgusting.
Weaver Girl said coldly: "Weaver Girl is just a little fairy, how can you be worthy of Erlang Zhenjun? You are a second-generation official. I think you should not come to me."
"No, I'm here just for you."
Erlang Zhenjun shook his head like a splashing drum.
Tang Xiaobao couldn't listen anymore.
He strode forward and blocked Weaver Girl behind him. Although he was a little worried, he thought that since he had innate energy, the other party would not really kill him, so he said with a strong face: "Hey, hey, Erlang Shen, this
But you are wrong. Nowadays, people in the world are all about free love. Don’t you know? It is illegal for you to do this. Do you believe that I will ask the police to arrest you? "
"Huh? Is it you?"
As soon as Erlang Shen saw Tang Xiaobao, his eyes lit up: "I was just going to find you."
It's broken, it's coming, it's coming...
Tang Xiaobao coughed: "What do you want from me?"
"Of course I'm looking for you for something. You have the energy of chaos. The Jade Emperor said that I can make you an immortal official now, and I can make you an immortal in advance and guide you to heaven to be an official. The conditions are:
, you have to give me the energy of chaos, and I will bring it to the Jade Emperor."
Erlangshen said straight to the point.
Tang Xiaobao was very happy.
Hey, is that so direct?
Don’t you know any euphemism?
Also, why does it feel like this is just a routine when you are granted an official position?
In addition, who are you kidding when you lead me to serve as an official in the immortal world? Coming to the human world is not easy, and returning to the heavenly world is certainly not easy.
"Being an official, what kind of official is that?"
Tang Xiaobao asked while holding back his anger.
"Now the staffing establishment of the Heavenly Court is full. The Jade Emperor said that he will temporarily let you go to Bi Mawen in the Tianma Prison. Later, when there are vacancies, you will be transferred to other positions. This official is not a small one."
Erlang Shen said seriously.
Weaver Girl burst into laughter.
Erlangshen glared at her fiercely.
Tang Xiaobao was really angry.
I'll go to your grandma's Bimawen. Isn't this the original job of the monkey head?
There is no sincerity at all, this is just naked teasing.
Just taking a job as a groom and trying to deceive Mr. Tang's chaotic energy is simply robbery.
With a thought in his heart, Tang Xiaobao bit his lip and asked: "Erlang Shen, do you know Journey to the West?"
"Ah? What is that?" Erlang Shen was confused.
Tang Xiaobao understood.
No one in heaven knows about this Journey to the West.
No wonder he said it so seriously.
You're lying to me, I don't know, right?
Tang Xiaobao said angrily: "You bastard, you want to get a job as a groom in exchange for my Chaos Qi. Do you think I am a fool? Do you think I am Sun Dasheng and will be fooled by you? Hey, if you dare again
If you insult me like this, believe it or not, I will let Hericium deal with you? He and I are brothers now, and we have worshiped Jinlan for a long time."
"The monkey is here too?"
Erlangshen looked around nervously, but he quickly sneered: "I'm not afraid of him. Now that he has lost all his magic power, does he dare to fight me? Uh-huh."