Chapter 1288: You still have to rely on yourself to fight against Erlang God
"I don't think he's here."
"It's time to arrive soon, that's all. I won't be able to escape sooner or later anyway, so I'd better accept my fate. This monkey head bullied me in the sky and came back to earth. What evil have I done!" Fatty Zhu sighed.
As soon as he finished speaking, a voice came over.
Sun Dasheng fell from the sky with a loud bang, causing dead branches and leaves to fly everywhere on the ground.
Tang Xiaobao and Fatty Zhu were so frightened that they jumped up from the ground.
Pulling the dead leaves off his face, Tang Xiaobao looked at the monkey head in front of him and said with a bitter smile: "I say, Great Sage, don't be so coquettish when you appear, you almost blinded me!"
Fatty Zhu spat out a piece of dead leaf, stared at the monkey's head with a sad face, and said: "You are trying to force the person to death. Don't go too far. If you make me angry, I have to fight you desperately. The rabbit will bite when it is anxious."
As for humans, dogs will run against the wall when they are anxious."
"Come on, come on, bite me, and I'll piss you off. If you're such a coward, I'll beat you ten times."
The monkey head put his hands on his hips, held his neck high, stretched out his fingers and shouted with a domineering look.
Hey, there's a fight coming?
Tang Xiaobao was a little excited.
The decisive battle between Bajie and the Great Sage, holy shit, this is even more rare and exciting than the decisive battle between Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng at the Purple Gold Summit!
Tang Xiaobao chuckled: "Hit, beat, fat man, you can't be a coward!"
"Hmph, I won't fight him. I can't beat him to death anyway. We can't beat him to death. It's a waste of energy." But Fatty Zhu sat down like a deflated ball and stretched out his hand again: "Give me more
One stick."
Tang Xiaobao handed the cigarette and lit it.
The monkey head curled his lips: "Can you beat me? I'll beat ten of you."
He also sat down, and the three of them sat in a circle.
"Come and give me one too."
The monkey stretched out his hand.
Tang Xiaobao couldn't laugh or cry.
Simply, the three of them puffed out clouds and mist.
This scene is so beautiful that I can't bear to look directly at it.
Tang Xiaobao is tall enough.
Bajie is fat enough.
The monkey head is thin enough.
They all have their own characteristics.
The key is their identity. If anyone finds out, it will make headlines.
It’s not about the names of Marshal Tianpeng and Monkey King, but that one is the actual controller of the Holy Religion, one is the world’s number one cooking god, and the other is the all-around talented Tang Xiaobao...
Isn't this scary enough?
After pumping for a while, the monkey head said: "Junior brother, you'd better obey me."
So dirty!
Tang Xiaobao frowned.
Fatty Zhu said: "Okay, I can cook for you, but I won't do the treasure hunt."
"What treasure are you looking for?" Tang Xiaobao asked curiously.
The monkey head said proudly: "Okay, welcome, we can form a team to collect demons."
"He is going to fight monsters and monsters, are you going?" Fatty Zhu said angrily: "I'm warning you, you can't take risks. Your body of chaos hasn't been completed yet, so don't lose your life.
If you go, you will definitely be killed by those monsters, and we will also be tortured if we go."
sweat……
Tang Xiaobao was stunned: "Then you are still going?"
"He has masochistic tendencies." Fatty Zhu pointed at the monkey head and said angrily.
"Life is so boring." The monkey head did not deny it and laughed.
Tang Xiaobao swallowed his saliva, and suddenly his heart moved, and he said, "Do you like adventure?"
"Yes, yes."
"Then do you know what happened when Erlang Shen and Roaring Sky Dog came down?"
Tang Xiaobao asked.
The monkey head and Fatty Zhu were stunned.
"Ah? Erlang Shenjun is also coming down? Isn't he the Jade Emperor's nephew? No way? Is this also a violation of heaven?" Fatty Zhu looked shocked.
The monkey head also looked curious.
Tang Xiaobao said: "No, he came through the passage between the human and immortal worlds. In fact, he came here for my chaotic energy. This Jade Emperor wants my chaotic energy, and this guy also wants it."
He captured two of my friends, so I want to kill him."
Fatty Zhu’s face changed greatly: “He was not trafficked?”
"yes."
"You still want to kill him?"
Fatty Zhu's expression was a bit exaggerated: "Do you know what you are talking about? He is Erlang Zhenjun. He can crush you to death with one finger."
Tang Xiaobao curled his lips: "Isn't he just a fool, so powerful? I think the chance is still great. The Great Sage is here, wouldn't it be easy to kill him?"
He looked at the monkey head.
Fatty Zhu chuckled.
The monkey looked strange and waved his hand: "If I want to kill him, it will be easy of course. He will be my defeat."
"Look, the Great Sage said it's okay."
"but--"
But the monkey head rolled his eyes: "I'm not interested in defeating my defeated generals. It's better to poke monsters."
Tang Xiaobao was stunned.
Fatty Zhu said dissatisfied: "Brother, if you're afraid of others, just say so. Do you need to put more money on your face?"
"I--"
The monkey's face turned red, and he stood up. He was far away in a flash, and a voice came back: "Fat man, why don't you catch up quickly? Do you really want to deal with Erlang Shen?"
The fat man jumped up: "Senior brother, wait for me, I'd better go with you."
Suddenly, the fat man flew up.
But soon, a loud noise was heard in the distance.
It probably fell again.
In the past, his flight could only last for tens of meters at a time, but this time, it seemed that he could last for hundreds of meters or even further.
But in the end, it still keeps falling.
When Tang Xiaobao came back to his senses, both the Hericium and Fatty Zhu had long since disappeared without a trace. Only rumbles could be heard from the horizon from time to time, like thunder, getting smaller and smaller until they were finally inaudible.
He was quite depressed.
I thought that with the monkey head, the plan to kill Erlang Shen could be carried out smoothly.
Moreover, the two brothers and sisters appeared here together, as if it was destined by God, and they saved a lot of trouble.
But who would have thought that both of them are cowards.
Even though Hericium talks so nicely, in the final analysis, he is still afraid of Erlang Shen.
At first, Tang Xiaobao couldn't figure it out, but later he understood it somewhat.
Erlangshen's magic power is still there.
Although Hericium and Bajie are immortal and can never be beaten to death, they will not seek abuse. If their magic power is there or not, it can basically be ignored.
There's no way to fight this fight.
Beating is looking for abuse.
The monkey head is willing to fight monsters and be tortured, but he is not willing to fight Erlang Shen.
To put it bluntly, it’s all about face.
In the past, Erlangshen might not be able to defeat him, and that would be an honor. But now that he can't defeat him, it would be embarrassing if he continues to do so.
Or perhaps, Hericium has learned to be smart now and has to take care of the Jade Emperor's face.
After all, he still didn't dare to go against Heaven.
Erlang Shen is now the spokesperson of Heaven.
It seems that the plan to kill Erlangshen is going to be shelved. At least, using fake hands will not work for the time being.
Tang Xiaobao went home depressed and took a nap.
At dawn, he went downstairs and there were already guests in the room. (To be continued)