Chapter 1788: The profession is very suitable (1 more)
Give me a dozen?
Tang Xiaobao's tone was quite serious.
Yue Lao almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.
But he also squirted, and what he squirted was soup.
Tang Xiaobao looked disgusted: "Hey, old man, can you be more hygienic? It's just a few red ropes. It's not a good thing. Why are you so excited? Come on, give me a dozen."
"Beer?" Yue Lao rolled his eyes.
Tang Xiaobao said: "The red line."
Yue Lao said angrily: "No."
Tang Xiaobao glared: "Are you going to give it to me? Be careful that I will turn the heaven upside down in the future. I will give you little shoes to wear when the time comes. Aren't you just a civil servant god? Be careful that I will make you unemployed and laid off."
Yue Lao was both angry and funny: "Tang Xiaobao, Tang Xiaobao, you really want to rebel against Heaven. You are too arrogant."
Tang Xiaobao said: "I can't help it, I'm just so arrogant."
Yue Lao said: "Okay, okay, then you can go ahead and put on my little shoes. Anyway, my job is quite annoying. People come to me every two days. I can't go against God's will. I'm fired."
The squid is just right.”
sweat……
Tang Xiaobao was a little speechless.
Hey, the threat didn't work?
He rolled his eyes, put on a smiling face and said, "Yue Lao, just give me a little red line, kid, I beg you, okay?"
"I have a target for my red line every year. If I give it to you, the inspectors from heaven will come to trouble me. Besides, this marriage is destined by God. I am going against the will of heaven."
Tang Xiaobao was a little depressed: "What's wrong with God? I'm not afraid of God. I'm going to rebel. I'm also afraid of the inspector. If he doesn't come, I'll just let him go. If you dare to trouble you, tell me and I will definitely help you."
You take care of him."
"Just you?"
Yue Lao rolled his eyes and said, "You are still a mortal now."
"Xiao Hei, come out here."
Tang Xiaobao became angry.
The barking dog suddenly jumped out.
"Howling Sky Dog?"
Yue Lao jumped up in fright, stared at the roaring dog, swallowed his saliva, and said tremblingly: "This is the sacred beast of Zhenjun Erlang, why is it following you now?"
"Don't worry about it. If you are wise, hand over the red thread quickly, lest I set my dog to bite you. Don't say that I bullied the old man."
Tang Xiaobao said.
The Roaring Sky Dog suddenly grew several times larger, stood upright, with its head on the ceiling, and opened its mouth to spurt blood at Yue Lao, revealing its pointed fangs.
"Stop, stop, stop, put him away quickly, we have something to talk about."
Yue Lao's face turned green and he quickly surrendered.
"You should have told me earlier."
Tang Xiaobao put the roaring dog back into the divine ring and said with a smile.
Looking at Tang Xiaobao helplessly, Yue Lao sat down again and took out a red thread from his arms.
It's better to say it's a red thread than a red rope.
No, this is just an ordinary red rope.
"Take it, this is it."
Yue Lao handed the red rope to Tang Xiaobao's hand with some heartache and said: "You said, if there is trouble in the future, you have to help me settle it."
"It's necessary. You don't know, right? Marshal Tianpeng is my second brother, and my eldest brother is the Monkey King. I said, what kind of heavenly patrol envoy dares to come to trouble me?" Tang Xiaobao smiled proudly.
"Marshal Tianpeng? Monkey King Qitian?"
Yue Lao was shocked.
Tang Xiaobao said: "Didn't Zhinu tell you?"
Yue Lao shook his head: "No."
Tang Xiaobao said: "Now that you know it, you can rest assured. By the way, how should I use this red rope?"
Yue Lao breathed a sigh of relief and said: "It's very simple. You put this red string on your wrist, and if you like someone, just touch them with the red string for one minute.
"Is it that simple?" Tang Xiaobao was stunned.
Yue Lao said: "It's that simple."
"Then who can I not touch easily?"
"If you don't want to be chased by a group of women, you'd better be cautious. Also, this red rope can only be used three times at most before it will become ineffective."
"Ah?" Tang Xiaobao said disappointedly: "It can only be used three times? Isn't this too useless?"
"Then give it back to me." Yue Lao stretched out his hand.
Tang Xiaobao quickly put the red string on his hand.
Suddenly, the red rope flashed with a red light and disappeared, but there was a faint red trace on his wrist. If you didn't pay attention, you couldn't see it at all.
"Be careful, don't touch a man."
Yue Lao warned.
Tang Xiaobao shuddered: "You are so disgusting, please don't disgust me, okay?"
Yue Lao ignored him and continued to eat.
Tang Xiaobao also ate and laughed, his smile looked evil.
Ten times?
Not bad either.
Who was it used on first?
Weaver Girl?
Or Yingying?
Tang Xiaobao laughed out loud.
Yue Lao on the side glanced at him with contempt.
It really comes to whatever you want.
The Weaver Girl suddenly left and came back.
"Why are you back again?"
Tang Xiaobao asked in surprise.
Weaver Girl sat down, took the bowl and chopsticks and started eating: "I'll be back when the things are done."
Tang Xiaobao leaned over and quietly put his wrist on Weaver Girl's waist.
When Yue Lao saw this, he was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat.
Damn, I really want to woo Weaver Girl.
So brave.
This is the woman that the Jade Emperor likes. You are trying to take advantage of the Jade Emperor.
Tang Xiaobao glared at him and warned him not to talk nonsense.
One second, two seconds, three seconds...
Tang Xiaobao didn't think about it in his heart.
Thirty seconds later, he became more and more excited.
Wow haha, it will be successful soon.
What about the Weaver Girl?
You still have to be my Tang Xiaobao’s woman!
He had a smile on his face and a look of excitement and excitement on his face.
Only the last ten seconds are left.
Snap!
Weaver Girl opened his hand.
"What are you doing? You even want to eat my tofu?"
She glared at Tang Xiaobao.
Tang Xiaobao smiled: "Don't dare."
He almost cried.
Damn it, there are only the last ten seconds left...
What a pity.
Tang Xiaobao was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood.
Weaver Girl suddenly said: "By the way, let me tell you something."
"What's going on?"
Tang Xiaobao was listless.
Weaver Girl said: "I want to open a clothing factory recently. Please give me your company's uniform order."
"ah?"
Tang Xiaobao's eyes widened.
"You want to open a clothing factory?"
"This is my old profession, what's the problem?"
Tang Xiaobao smiled bitterly: "But aren't you overestimating your talents?"
Weaver Girl said: "What's so strange about this? I met Sun Dasheng a few days ago, and he is planning to open a boxing gym in Tianhai."
puff……
Tang Xiaobao did not spit out a mouthful of old blood.
Zhinv opened a clothing factory, Sun Dasheng opened a boxing gym, Zhu Bajie opened a restaurant, Yue Lao opened an agency, Clairvoyant worked as a quality inspector, Shunfeng Er worked as a piano teacher...
"Okay, I've convinced you, so what kind of store should Erlangshen open?"
Weaver Girl said: "He also opened a shop, a pet shop, in Chengdu."
puff……
Tang Xiaobao squirted.
Spray soup.
He's really capable of doing it.
The professionalism is very relevant.
"Is that okay?" Weaver Girl asked again.
Tang Xiaobao said: "But our company has no uniforms for a long time."
"Can't you just ask them to wear uniforms now?"
Tang Xiaobao smiled bitterly and said: "You are not short of money, so you are just looking for trouble."
"We also need to integrate into this society. Just one sentence, okay?" Weaver Girl said impatiently.
Tang Xiaobao sighed: "Whatever you say is what it is. Do I dare to say no?"
Weaver Girl smiled and said: "That's pretty much it." (To be continued)