Influenced by some traditional novels, Tang Xiaobao didn't have much interest in God.
What's the point of being a god? It's more satisfying to be in the mortal world, but I don't know if I will live forever if I stay in the human world...
Okay, that's too much to think about.
"If your innate Qi can accumulate to a certain amount, and the quantitative change leads to a qualitative change, you can become an immortal Qi, and you can be led to become an immortal when the time comes." Tieguai Li's eyes shone: "When the time comes, I hope you can
Give me a helping hand.”
Tang Xiaobao chuckled and said, "Didn't you also make a mistake and be demoted to the mortal world?"
"Well, that's right." Tieguai Li was a little embarrassed: "It's just a kindness to help, but it was misunderstood. Hmm, if you want to blame it, it's all Lu Dongbin's fault."
Tang Xiaobao immediately became interested in the real secret of the immortal: "Come on, come on, tell me about it, I like to listen to stories the most."
"Don't tell me." Tieguai Li was embarrassed to speak.
Tang Xiaobao's expression changed and he snorted: "If you don't tell me, I won't help you if I have immortal energy in the future."
"You, you, how could you do this!" Tieguai Li was anxious.
"Then why are you so wordy? Come on, don't make up a story to fool me." Tang Xiaobao laughed dryly.
Tieguai Li hesitated for a long time, and then suddenly sighed heavily: "Okay, then I will tell the truth, Lu Dongbin and He Xiangu are in love. They originally intended to be together, but they were forced by heaven's rules and couldn't.
We were together, so I wanted to create an opportunity for them and send them to the human world to live happily. Unexpectedly, the Jade Emperor found out about it, and then demoted me too."
"Then you are really unjust." Tang Xiaobao nodded frequently: "But you are really a warm-hearted person. By the way, I saw a legend on the Internet that you actually used your own legs as firewood in order to boil medicine for your mother. This
You just burned out your legs, is that right?”
Tieguai Li curled his lips: "It's all nonsense. I'm not an idiot or a fool. How could I use my feet as firewood? Isn't that asking for death? I'm--"
"How did you break your foot?" Tang Xiaobao blinked.
"It was broken when I went to dig out a bird's nest when I was little," Tieguai Li said.
puff!
Tang Xiaobao burst out laughing and pointed at Tieguai Li: "Damn, it turns out that's what happened. It made me laugh. You were not a good person when you were a child."
Tieguai Li said harshly: "The purpose of digging out bird's nests is to find eggs to eat. How can you say this is not a good thing?"
"Then you are a good thing."
"Why should I be a good thing? Oh, no, how can I be a good thing?"
"Then you are not a thing?"
"Bah, you're cheating on me!" Tieguai Li became anxious.
Tang Xiaobao laughed: "Just kidding, don't worry, hey, by the way, where's your gourd?"
"What gourd?" Tieguai Li was stunned.
"Shouldn't you have a gourd on your back? There are elixirs in it. Please give me a few elixirs." Tang Xiaobao said with a smile on his face.
Tieguai Li couldn't laugh or cry: "Do you really believe what is written in the book? I have never had a gourd."
"There's no elixir either?" Tang Xiaobao's face didn't look good.
I finally met the head of the Eight Immortals, but I couldn't get any benefits, so I felt bad...
"If I had the elixir, I would have taken it and gone straight to heaven." Tieguai Li sighed: "Am I just short of a ray of immortal energy? Otherwise, I would have to stay in the human world for tens of thousands of years?"
Tang Xiaobao was surprised: "Have you lived for tens of thousands of years?"
"That's right." Tieguai Li was a little depressed: "There is actually nothing interesting in this world."
Tang Xiaobao was a little depressed, turned around and left: "Okay, old man, goodbye."
"Hey, don't go." Tieguai Li quickly walked a few steps with his cane and stopped Tang Xiaobao: "You have to quickly refine your immortal energy so that you can help me return to heaven!"
"Khan, I don't know how to cultivate immortal energy either!"
"By the way, do you know how to cultivate immortal energy?" Tang Xiaobao became interested.
Tieguai Li shook his head: "Well, you can only hope to find some artifact fragments left over from the ancient war between gods and demons. There will be some spiritual energy in them, which can be converted into innate energy."
"Where are the artifact fragments?"
"I don't know. It's useless for me to want that thing. I know it has appeared in the world, but I haven't seen it with my own eyes. Maybe I can find it at some auctions."
"Where is the auction?"
"have no idea".
Tang Xiaobao rolled his eyes: "Who knows?"
"have no idea."
"Do you know other gods?" Tang Xiaobao asked.
"I've only met Marshal Tianpeng." Tieguai Li frowned and said, "However, a real immortal like him is aloof in the Heavenly Palace and usually looks down on loose immortals like us, so we don't have much friendship with him."
"Zhu Bajie?" Tang Xiaobao's heart moved: "Where does he live? I'll go find him and see if I can get any benefits."
"I can tell you this, he is here... This guy is just a pig. He loves to eat, but it is said that he doesn't want to eat anything now." Tieguai Li said.
Tang Xiaobao kept Zhu Bajie's address in mind and said with emotion: "It seems that things are not going well in heaven either. This is a phased struggle. They look down upon each other, so there are different factions."
"That's natural." Tieguai Li said with some dissatisfaction: "If we have a background, we won't be reduced to the human world. If you go to him, you may really get some benefits. If someone has a background, they will definitely not be like this.
I am so down and out."
Tang Xiaobao thought for a while and said, "I can promise you that I will help you return to heaven in the future, but you have to give me some benefits."
"I have no magic weapon, and I don't have any skills. Apart from some medical skills, I also know how to tell fortunes." Tieguai Li said.
Tang Xiaobao said: "Then you tell me your fortune."
"I can't figure it out. You have your own immortality and don't belong to the human world. How can I figure it out? No."
"What about the other benefits?"
Tieguai Li said blankly: "I don't know anything. It's useless to teach you magic. You have no immortal energy."
Tang Xiaobao didn't believe it and his face turned cold: "What are you talking about? I won't help you in vain. We will meet again later. Goodbye."
"Don't leave." Tieguai Li was anxious and quickly grabbed Tang Xiaobao's arm and said bitterly: "If you don't help me, who can I ask to help me?"
"Does that have anything to do with me?" Tang Xiaobao chuckled and said, "In short, I won't do anything that is not beneficial."
"What do you want?" Tieguai Li asked.
Tang Xiaobao didn't even think about it: "Magic weapon, elixir, spell, anything will do."
"Where's the money? Do you want it?"
"Yes, I'm not stupid." When he mentioned money, Tang Xiaobao's eyes lit up again.
Tieguai Li blinked: "How about I give you a chance to make money? As long as you do what I say, I guarantee you will make a lot of money."
Tang Xiaobao frowned: "If you are so awesome, then you won't be so depressed, right?" (To be continued)