Chapter 291: I just like to slap the face (2 more)
The two walked a few steps, and Zheng Wen suddenly slapped her forehead: "I forgot to ask your senior sister's phone number. How can I find her? Give me her phone number."
"Neither do I. Last time I gave it to me, I didn't save it at all. I don't add random numbers to my phone." Tang Xiaobao said seriously: "I'm a serious person."
"You?" Zheng Wen snorted: "Are you a serious person? Who took advantage of me this morning?"
sweat!
Tang Xiaobao said aggrievedly: "You asked me to give you a massage, okay? And you did it through clothes."
"Are my clothes very thick?" Zheng Wen blinked.
"It's not thick - but it still has clothes." Tang Xiaobao said harshly.
Zheng Wen smiled and said: "It seems that you are not satisfied yet. How about I take off my clothes and let you touch me once?"
Tang Bubao was frightened.
Why did he become so tough all of a sudden?
He didn't dare to speak.
Zheng Wen burst out laughing: "I'm just teasing you. Don't worry, I won't give you another chance. As for your senior sister, I will definitely be able to find her. If you don't go then, I will go on your behalf and help you."
Settle this matter and make sure she won't bother you again in the future."
"Hmm, okay, then I have to thank you very much." Tang Xiaobao breathed a sigh of relief.
Zheng Wen said: "Hey, are you my bodyguard or am I your bodyguard? I'm a little confused now."
"Each other, each other, we are friends." Tang Xiaobao smiled cheekily: "Friends should help each other."
"Really?" Zheng Wen smiled half-heartedly.
Tang Xiaobao said righteously: "It is necessary."
"Okay, I'll remember what you said. Next time I ask for your help, if you dare to push back, see how I deal with you!" Zheng Wen smiled a little slyly.
Tang Xiaobao suddenly had a bad premonition, as if he had jumped into the hole dug by Zheng Wen.
Tree-lined path.
On the left is a clear stream, on the right is a garden and green space. On the cobblestone path, Tang Xiaobao and Zheng Wen chatted all the way.
Neither of them had any military training, so they happened to have each other's company, and they had quite a happy chat.
Compared with Ma Xiaofeng, Zheng Wen is a little less straightforward and a little more cunning, but she is more youthful.
This has nothing to do with age, but more to do with personality.
Zheng Wen was born into a big family and was pampered since she was a child.
Ma Xiaofeng's conditions are also good, but she has a bit more recklessness, which has something to do with her life environment.
Don't forget, Ma Ming was once a ruthless person on the road.
Suddenly, a group of people appeared in front of me.
To say a group of people is a bit exaggerated.
In fact there were only three of them.
Tang Xiaobao didn't recognize him at all.
Zheng Wen doesn't know him either.
But it doesn't matter whether they know each other or not. Just looking at the faces and expressions of the three people, you can tell that these people are not friends, and meeting Tang Xiaobao is no accident.
The leader was a man with regular features, sharp eyes and arrogance. His bare arms had strong muscles. From the first glance, he looked like he was exercising or practicing martial arts regularly.
The two people behind...
Well, the last two are not important, they are just supporting roles.
"Tang Xiaobao, I've been waiting for you for a long time." The leading boy blocked Tang Xiaobao's path and said arrogantly.
"I don't know you."
Tang Xiaobao frowned.
"Then it seems that I need to introduce myself?" The boy narrowed his eyes and said stiffly: "Martial Academy, Qin Xiaoyun."
Tang Xiaobao turned his head and asked Zheng Wen: "This name seems familiar, do you recognize it?"
Zheng Wen's face changed slightly, but she pretended not to know: "Yeah, I'm a bit familiar, but I really don't know her."
Qin Xiaoyun's expression changed, and he felt extremely angry.
He was already pretentious enough, but he didn't expect that Tang Xiaobao could be even more pretentious than him.
Throughout Yan University, Qin Xiaoyun’s name is so resounding!
The top martial arts master, ranked first in the Dragon and Tiger Rankings, national martial arts champion, and has already obtained the soft hand.
What an awesome person, what a glorious record.
There was a lively quarrel on the forum, saying that Qin Xiaoyun was back and wanted to compete with Tang Xiaobao. This was the rhythm of finding a venue for the martial arts academy.
Tang Xiaobao had accidentally slapped the entire martial arts academy in the face. The Dragon and Tiger List and the masters of the martial arts academy were all defeated miserably under his hands.
Of course, Tang Xiaobao cannot be blamed for this.
Someone stretched out his face, and Tang Xiaobao couldn't help but want to slap him.
If you don’t smoke, you won’t smoke. If you smoke, you will smoke in vain. The key is to still get money.
Tang Xiaobao would be happy to fight if it was a beneficial fight.
"Look, she doesn't know you either. How about you introduce her in more detail?" Tang Xiaobao looked innocent.
Qin Xiaoyun's lungs are about to explode with anger, pretending not to recognize him?
He would never believe that Tang Xiaobao had never heard of his name.
You've never seen a pig running, but you've always eaten pork, right?
Oops, this metaphor is not appropriate...
Qin Xiaoyun seriously suspected that Tang Xiaobao was trying to trick him, so he was very angry.
But the two followers behind him obviously had much lower IQs, or maybe they were eager to gain a sense of presence. Anyway, one of them really stood up.
"This is the number one master in our martial arts academy, number one on the Dragon and Tiger Rankings, and just won a national martial arts competition championship trophy. You've always heard of this, right?"
As he spoke, the attendant's face felt very bright.
Qin Xiaoyun didn't stop him. Some people praised his achievements, which was certainly not a bad thing. People always like to hear compliments...
Tang Xiaobao was still very innocent: "I still don't know who he is. Oh, I mean, I still don't know you. As for what the Dragon and Tiger List is, why haven't I heard of it?"
He turned his head, winked at Zheng Wen, and asked, "Have you ever heard of the Dragon and Tiger List?"
Zheng Wen said with a smile: "You have forgotten, the last time you competed with Zhang Chu, and that Kong Fei were both high on the dragon and tiger rankings... You know they are very powerful, right?"
Tang Xiaobao frowned: "Ah, they are from the Dragon and Tiger List? Why do I feel that they are not powerful at all?"
"Really? I think it's very powerful." Zheng Wen said seriously: "Look, you beat them for so long, and you kept mocking and scolding them. In the end, you didn't see them doing anything to you, so I thought
, they really take beatings."
Poof.
Tang Xiaobao almost burst out laughing.
After doing it for a long time, you mean the beating was very severe!
The two sang together, which really made Qin Xiaoyun angry.
It was obviously our first time working together, but we had a perfect understanding.
Tang Xiaobao and Zheng Wen looked at each other with admiring smiles. They both wanted to be mean.
"Tang Xiaobao, let's open the window and speak frankly." Qin Xiaoyun couldn't bear it anymore.
"It should have been like this a long time ago. What are you pretending to be doing? Pretending to be struck by lightning, haven't you heard of it?" Tang Xiaobao interrupted Qin Xiaoyun.
Qin Xiaoyun was so angry that his body was trembling.
Shameless, really shameless.
How dare you accuse me of pretending...
"You injured Zhang Chu!"
"Then--"
"You also injured Kong Fei!"
"What else?"
"You just said you didn't know the Dragon and Tiger List!"
Tang Xiaobao said helplessly: "What on earth are you going to say?"
"Do you know that you are slapping everyone on the Dragon and Tiger List in the face, and slapping all the students in our martial arts school in the face!" Qin Xiaoyun said in an angry tone.
Tang Xiaobao nodded: "I know, but I just like to slap people in the face. This is my biggest advantage. I have no intention of changing it. I will only continue to develop it. I generally will not refuse those who take the initiative to slap me in the face...