Chapter 3011: The Bloody Love of the Great God Pangu (3 more)
Well, Tang Xiaobao quickly adjusted his mentality.
He has no capital to bargain with the Great God Pangu.
To put it bluntly, he is the one who takes advantage.
After his mind was clear, Tang Xiaobao had to ask the matter clearly and get to the bottom of it.
So, he asked: "Okay, Master, I have nothing to say. Now I want to ask, with my current strength, can I go back to snatch the millstone? Can I go to the Lingxiao Palace to cause trouble?
Really? You think I’m Monkey Sun, even if I’m Monkey Sun, it seems like I didn’t succeed in the end.”
"Are you talking about that stone monkey? He is far worse than you. Now, he can't beat you. After all, you are also the descendant of my great god Pangu. Don't look down on yourself, okay?"
Great God Pangu said angrily.
When Tang Xiaobao heard this, his eyes lit up.
"What about Erlang Shen?"
"He can't beat you either."
"What about the Jade Emperor? I heard that his combat power is limited. Is it true?"
"False, that guy is the most insidious. Otherwise, he has been hiding his strength. Why do you think this heaven is dominated by him? There are so many gods. If he really didn't have the strength, would he be able to sit in his current position? It's just that
Very few people know his strength."
ah?
Tang Xiaobao was dumbfounded.
He only knew that the Jade Emperor was a pervert, but he didn't know that this guy was so awesome.
"Then can I beat it?"
"I don't know. I guess I can't fight him, but I can still escape without any problem."
puff……
Tang Xiaobao rolled his eyes.
"What about Buddha?"
"I guess you can't beat me."
"I can beat anyone from the demon clan, right?"
"If the devil doesn't show up, you'll have no problem."
Tang Xiaobao's heart suddenly became cold.
After working on it for a long time, he seems to be the same as before. Yes, he can defeat a few more people, no, he can defeat a lot of people. But as soon as the real master appears, he has no choice but to run for his life.
"Ahem, it seems like I'm not very good at all now, am I?"
"If you go out now, you will definitely be much more powerful than ordinary gods. The ones you mentioned will generally not appear. You can re-seal the demons. I will give you a magical talisman. This talisman may be able to control
Last year and a half.”
After saying that, a talisman appeared in front of Tang Xiaobao, hanging there.
He took it and looked at it, and was dumbfounded.
What kind of talisman is this? Did you just draw it on a random piece of papyrus?
"Does this charm really work?"
"I am the Great God Pangu. I remember back then——"
"Stop, stop, stop, I believe it. Okay, let's just pretend that I can handle the demon clan's affairs for the time being, but if I go to the Lingxiao Palace, it seems that I will only get beaten."
Tang Xiaobao didn't want to hear it anymore and quickly interrupted.
He found that the old man was cute sometimes and talkative sometimes.
God Pangu smiled and said: "You kid, your brain is not flexible at all. Don't you know how to find my old friend? As long as you get the other half of my chaotic energy, go to Lingxiao Treasure and steal the millstone.
If we break the seal on the outside of this sky-opening ax, we will naturally kill them to death."
Hey, that seems to make sense.
Tang Xiaobao's eyes shone: "Then tell me, where is your friend?"
"The human world."
"On Earth?"
"That's not right. It's a place outside of heaven. It's also called a paradise."
Pangu's expression was a little strange, and he was a little embarrassed, as if he was remembering something from the past.
Tang Xiaobao's heart moved and he started gossiping: "Utopia, is this the origin of Utopia? That friend of yours likes peach blossoms?"
"Yes, I like it very much, so I opened up a world full of peach blossoms, so it's called Utopia."
Great God Pangu's expression became even more awkward.
Tang Xiaobao asked with a playful smile: "Master, is your friend your girlfriend?"
“This, this—it doesn’t seem to count.”
Great God Pangu's face turned red.
Oops, it’s so fun.
The mind of gossip started to do mischief again.
Tang Xiaobao asked quickly: "Master, don't be embarrassed. Look, no one has chatted with you for hundreds of millions of years. Just tell me."
"Well, she's not my girlfriend anyway. She, she thinks I'm not handsome."
Tang Xiaobao burst into laughter.
"Are you laughing at me?"
The Great God Pangu wants to go crazy.
Tang Xiaobao quickly said: "No, no, no, Master, please calm down. You also know that I have many women. I am an expert in this aspect. Why don't you tell me what happened between you? Maybe you have misunderstood me.
Although many women in the world are
It's very realistic. I like young girls and handsome guys, but that's not all. You see, I'm not handsome. There are so many women who are devoted to me. This woman's heart is like a needle in the sea. It's the hardest to figure out. Maybe
Is there any misunderstanding between you two?"
"That's right, you don't seem to be handsome either."
Great God Pangu murmured to himself, thoughtfully.
Tang Xiaobao's forehead had black lines.
Damn it, I said that on purpose, can't you hear it? This is modesty, also called a different kind of pretense. I'm so handsome, can't you see it? You're blind...
He kept slandering.
Great God Pangu didn't notice him this time. Maybe he hadn't chatted with anyone for a long time, or he had never chatted with anyone. This friend of his was probably born in the age of chaos, and there was no Three Realms at that time.
I guess it would be difficult to find someone to talk to, since I have no experience...
"Does she really like me?"
Great God Pangu was still mumbling to himself.
Tang Xiaobao couldn't help but ask: "Since she is willing to stay in this paradise, she must be interested in you. You must have confidence in yourself. Master, what is her name?"
"Nuwa!"
puff!
Tang Xiaobao fell down directly.
Pangu liked Nuwa?
This is too messy.
What a mess.
"Are you okay? What's wrong?"
asked the great god Pangu.
His IQ is off the charts.
Just like men and women in love, their IQ is seriously off-line.
"I'm fine, I'm fine."
Tang Xiaobao got up, dumbfounded: "You are talking about the Nuwa Empress who patched up the sky, right?"
"I only know that her name is Nuwa, what kind of empress? She is really good at making things up. I asked her for help. We are friends after all. She will still help with this small favor. In fact, I can do it myself, but
I want to find a chance to get closer to her..."
Tang Xiaobao was ashamed.
This stupid big guy knows how to trick people.
"What's going on between you two?"
Tang Xiaobao asked.
Great God Pangu suddenly sighed.
"This is really my fault."
"What's going on?"
"Back then, I asked her to help me mend the sky. Who would have thought that she would really take care of me? She was just too kind, and she died of overwork in the end."
puff!
Tang Xiaobao fell down again.
He couldn't even remember how many times he fell down.
Is the Nuwa Queen exhausted to death?
Is there any mistake?
This is completely different from the legend.
Subverted his three views.
"Dead?"
"Oh, I revived her again."
"You, you, can you finish the sentence in one go?"
"All right."
God Pangu continued: "I made her reborn, but she forgot about me. Then, I kept guarding her until I also died. She has been reincarnated countless times, and I don't know if she is still there.