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Carrying Yaoyao on his back, Tang Xiaobao was still very happy. This little girl was really beautiful and very lovable.
The mountain road was bumpy, but fortunately there was a moon, so it only took the two of them more than ten minutes to get home.
Liu Qingqing's family lived halfway up the mountain, and there were no other houses around. If there was a pervert and thief in the middle of the night - Tang Xiaobao started to worry again...
"Oh, I'm so exhausted!"
Yaoyao was sitting on the chair, moaning loudly.
Tang Xiaobao wiped his sweat and didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Are you still tired? Are you talking about me?"
"Tch, I'm too lazy to talk about you. Don't you know how painful your back is?"
Tang Xiaobao was speechless.
"Auntie, I want to play a game." Yaoyao stretched out her hand to act coquettishly.
Liu Qingqing said dotingly: "The phone is out of battery."
"Then charge it quickly, I'll hit level 700 soon." Yaoyao was like a little beater, and she was not without pride when she said this.
Liu Qingqing said angrily: "Hurry up and do your homework, just in time, let Uncle Xiaobao give you some tutoring."
After saying that, she went to boil water for Tang Xiaobao.
Yaoyao was obedient, took out her homework book, glanced at Tang Xiaobao, and laughed twice, her eyes full of disgust.
hehe?
Tang Xiaobao was so angry that he was looking down on others!
"Hey, what's that look in your eyes? What's so great about playing games that you still have to be good at it?"
"Can you play Happy Xiaole?" Yaoyao said without raising her head. Before Tang Xiaobao could answer, she asked again: "Can you play to level 500?"
Tang Xiaobao was speechless.
He also played this game and couldn't pass the 300 levels.
"Humph, is playing games related to IQ?" Tang Xiaobao actually felt that this was nonsense and it didn't matter, but he didn't want to admit it.
"related!"
Yaoyao raised her head, her eyes still disgusted: "It sounds like you are smarter than me. If you can prove that you are smarter than me, then I will let you tutor me."
Liu Qingqing handed Tang Xiaobao a glass of water and said with a smile: "This girl is spoiled by me. Don't tell her. It's a waste of time. Anyway, I never said I beat her."
"He is a big fool." Yaoyao curled her lips.
puff!
Tang Xiaobao squirted out a mouthful of water.
Hey, are you still excited?
Okay, then uncle will play with you today!
"Let's see what you can get, little girl. My uncle will prove it to you tonight and see how smart he is." Tang Xiaobao chuckled and said, "I will give you a question. If you answer it correctly, I will admit it."
You are smarter than me."
Yaoyao glanced at Tang Xiaobao as if she were an idiot and said, "Ask the question."
This stance is really confident!
Seeing Tang Xiaobao and her little niece bickering, Liu Qingqing smiled happily. This family lacked such an atmosphere, so it felt like home.
She didn't stop him, she just watched the show and waited for Tang Xiaobao to be surprised.
Others don't understand her, and she doesn't understand Yaoyao, so she is just a villain. When it comes to IQ, she is a bit scared anyway.
She is not optimistic about Tang Xiaobao now!
"Okay, please listen to the question." Tang Xiaobao rolled his eyes and calmly asked the question: "There are seven birds on the tree. The hunter shot at the tree. How many are still on the tree?"
Tang Xiaobao looked proud.
Liu Qingqing was a little surprised.
Is it that simple?
Seeing Tang Xiaobao's evil smile, she also smiled, oh, I understand, this question is definitely not that simple!
It is not normal to use kindergarten questions to test second-grade students!
The answer to this question seems very simple, but Tang Xiaobao has countless reasons to question it. In short, there is no standard answer to this question, and everything he answers is wrong.
Humph, if you dare to look down on your uncle, you must take off your pants and spank you - oh, this is too evil, and must give you a good blow to your young but infinitely rising self-confidence.
It’s not okay to be narcissistic at a young age!
He was waiting for Yaoyao to give an answer, and also waiting for a rebuttal...
As a result, Yaoyao just looked at him with even more disgust!
Tang Xiaobao was anxious, hey, haven't you been fooled yet?
"Hey, can't you answer?"
Yaoyao chuckled again...
Tang Xiaobao's old face turned red: "You tell me, don't you think you are very smart? I didn't even give you a difficult problem, I just gave you a simple one, and you answered it!"
"If you want me to answer correctly, you have to answer some questions for me first." Yaoyao put down her pen and finally spoke.
"Ask!" Tang Xiaobao waved his hand.
Yaoyao asked: "Are there any disabilities among the seven birds, such as those born without legs or wings?"
Tang Xiaobao's expression changed.
Yaoyao continued to ask.
"Are any of these birds deaf?"
“Are any of these birds pregnant?”
"How far is the distance between the hunter and the bird? If it is dozens of kilometers away..."
Tang Xiaobao's face turned red.
Liu Qingqing was also dumbfounded.
"Is the hunter's gun equipped with a silencer?"
"How is the hunter's marksmanship? Is it possible to hit two birds with one shot?"
Tang Xiaobao's face turned pale.
Liu Qingqing laughed so hard that her branches trembled.
…
Yaoyao hasn't finished asking her questions yet.
But Tang Xiaobao couldn't bear it anymore, raised his hands in the air and shouted: "Stop!"
Yaoyao sneered: "What? You don't need my answer?"
"It's such a simple question, but you made it so complicated?"
"Who told you to be lax in setting the questions?"
Yaoyao chuckled and curled her lips: "If I give an answer casually and you set limits on me, then I will never answer it correctly. There is a problem with your question. It shows that your IQ is very low!
"
Tang Xiaobao's face turned from white to red, and there was thin sweat on his forehead.
Liu Qingqing handed over two napkins and couldn't help laughing, her chest kept shaking...
Tang Xiaobao:......
"You have passed my test, do you dare to let me test you too?" Yaoyao stared into Tang Xiaobao's eyes with a provocative look.
Tang Xiaobao was humiliated and Zhengchou had no chance to clear his name, so he immediately agreed: "Okay, let's set the question!"
Liu Qingqing covered her mouth and advised Tang Xiaobao: "Forget it, don't get angry with the child, don't make trouble with her!"
"No, come up with a question!"
Tang Xiaobao didn't appreciate it.
Hum hum, uncle is also a high school student after all, destined to be the top scorer in the college entrance examination in the future. He has a photographic memory... If you compare your IQ with your uncle, I will crush you, crush you hard...
He was feeling proud when Yaoyao had already solved the problem and handed over an exercise book with some random contents written on it.
0-0-0-0
"What is this?" Tang Xiaobao was stunned.
"It's my turn to ask you, what is this called?" Yaoyao's face was expressionless.
Tang Xiaobao had a big head and shook his head in confusion.
"This is called the four elements being empty!"
Yaoyao curled her lips with a look of disdain: "With your IQ, can you still call it smart?"
Tang Xiaobao almost fell down...this answer...he couldn't refute.
"Another question."
333+555＝
"What's this called?" Yaoyao asked.
Tang Xiaobao answered without hesitation: "888!"
"Did I ask you how much it is?" Yaoyao said with no expression, "I asked what this is, and let me tell you, this is called a group of three or five!"
sweat!
Tang Xiaobao wiped the sweat from his forehead and coughed twice: "Come again."
0+0=1
"What's this called?"
Tang Xiaobao didn't dare to answer. He glanced at Liu Qingqing cautiously and expectantly. The latter also looked confused: "She has never asked me this question before."
Depend on!
Tang Xiaobao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and asked: "It turns out that you have been tested on the question just now, why didn't you remind me?"
Liu Qingqing smiled and said: "I told you not to answer, but you didn't listen to me."
Tang Xiaobao:......
Tang Xiaobao didn't know this question, so he asked bravely: "What is this called?"
"This is called making something out of nothing."
hehe!
Tang Xiaobao was very hurt when he heard the word "hehe"...
…
Not daring to compete with Yaoyao again, Tang Xiaobao was too embarrassed to stay any longer and said to Liu Qingqing: "Oh, I have to go back."
"Why don't we just stay here." Liu Qingqing's face turned red: "It's so late at night and the mountain road is not easy to walk."
Tang Xiaobao was a little moved, cough cough, but he didn't express his position yet, and Yaoyao on the side chuckled again.
"There are so many things going on at the widow's door!"
sweat!
Is this unfortunate child your niece?
Tang Xiaobao really wanted to ask.
Liu Qingqing glared at Yaoyao and smiled at Tang Xiaobao: "Are you afraid?"