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wrong!
This is not the feeling of flying.
This is a ghostly feeling.
In 0.1 seconds, you can teleport to dozens of meters away. This is truly elusive.
Being seen suddenly can definitely scare someone to death.
This is haunting...
Tang Xiaobao had a great time playing.
Ouch!
One of them didn't pay attention and didn't control the distance well. Tang Xiaobao stepped on a pile of dog urine and fell to the ground.
When the smell of dog shit came, Tang Xiaobao fired his flashlight and almost jumped up and cursed.
Damn it, who’s asking for a dog to urinate everywhere?
When he raised his head, Tang Xiaobao was so frightened that he fell down again.
"What the hell is this?"
The moonlight was bright, and a black shadow flew from a distance, getting closer and closer. Tang Xiaotang could see clearly that it was a human figure.
Judging from the size, this guy is very fat, indescribably fat, like a pile of meat put together.
Tang Xiaobao stared at the sky, dumbfounded, and then... the next moment, the black shadow suddenly fell from the sky and fell heavily in front of him.
Bang!
Shit splatters!
The fat man got up from the ground and Tang Xiaobao could see more clearly.
"Who are you, you evildoer? Leave quickly, otherwise don't blame me for being rude to you!"
Tang Xiaobao covered his chest. With the ghost-suppressing talisman on him, he was not particularly afraid.
"Damn it, whose dog urinates everywhere! It's so unqualified! It's so unqualified!"
Hey, the fat man cursed what Tang Xiaobao didn't curse just now!
Suddenly, Tang Xiaobao felt comfortable... Oh, I'm going too far. He stared closely at the fat man in front of him and exclaimed: "Hey, can you still speak human language? Are you a human or a ghost?"
"Who said I'm a human?" Fatty looked at Tang Xiaobao and said in a muffled voice.
Tang Xiaobao was shocked: "Then you are a ghost?"
"Who said I'm a ghost?"
Tang Xiaobao said depressedly: "Damn, what the hell are you?"
"I told you, I'm not a ghost." The fat man said patiently.
Tang Xiaobao was speechless:...
"what you up to?"
Seeing the fat man approaching step by step, Tang Xiaobao was so frightened that he took two steps back and asked bravely.
The fat man looked lonely and said, "I found out that you have a magical weapon on you."
Tang Xiaobao said nervously: "Since you know, you should leave quickly to avoid hurting you. It will be bad then."
"Bring it to me and see."
The fat man stretched out his hand and pulled open Tang Xiaobao's collar.
"Huh?"
The fat man was surprised: "You still recognize your master?"
Tang Xiaobao didn't react until now and took a few steps back, feeling really scared.
This fat man, whose origin is unknown, knows that he has a ghost-suppressing talisman, but he is not harmed by the talisman.
So who is he?
Really not a ghost?
Not a human being either?
Is it a fairy?
According to the divine book, miraculous doctors can heal gods, ghosts, and ghosts. I have seen ghosts and ghosts before. This, this, this, this, this mom is a fairy!
Tang Xiaobao became excited, "Grandma, I'm lucky enough to meet a god. It's such a great opportunity. No, I have to get some benefits."
Khan, at this moment, what Tang Xiaobao was thinking of was actually getting benefits...
"Are you a god in heaven?"
The fat man was stunned and said, "Can you tell?"
Tang Xiaobao nodded repeatedly: "It seems that you are really a fairy. Can you teach me some spells if you know how to do them? If not, you can just get some elixirs!"
"Spells?" Fatty sighed: "I don't know spells."
"Where's the elixir?"
"I still want it."
"Then the fairy fruit will also be done."
"Forget it, to tell you the truth, I am a god, but now I have been demoted to a mortal, so you can't get any benefits from me." The fat man said impatiently.
After saying that, he sighed again.
Tang Xiaobao is very disappointed...the current gods are too stingy! Humph!
"You are still a god, so poor?" Tang Xiaobao muttered.
The fat man said angrily: "Look down on me? I think back then, when I was in the Heavenly Palace, I was also a very famous figure. When ordinary immortal generals saw me, they would have to call me Marshal. How dare you look down on me? Wait for me
When will I return to heaven, I will let you know what I am capable of."
Tang Xiaobao pouted.
How can I see you go to heaven?
Besides, I will become a real miracle doctor in the future, whether it is a fairy or a ghost, I still have to be careful to serve him. If I get sick one day, I will not be blamed!
When Tang Xiaobao thought of this, he subconsciously looked at the fat man. It didn't matter, but he actually found that something seemed wrong with the fat man.
"You are sick!"
Tang Xiaobao blurted out.
The fat man's eyes lit up and he asked, "Can you tell I'm sick?"
"Yes, you are missing something." Tang Xiaobao shook his head and touched his beard.
It's a pity that the lower jaw is bare and barren of grass.
This action seems a bit funny.
The fat man didn't care about this, and said eagerly: "Yes, yes, yes, I don't have fairy energy. Can you help me?"
Tang Xiaobao shook his head.
Why!
The fat man let out a long sigh: "It's been hundreds of years, but I still can't get the immortal energy, and I don't know how long I will stay here!"
Tang Xiaobao was excited. He finally got the opportunity to treat an immortal. Can he not be excited?
But the problem is that he has not yet become a true miracle doctor, and he does not have permission to read super medical books. Even if he knows about this disease, there is no law to cure it!
Suddenly, Tang Xiaobao felt like a deflated ball.
The fat man continued to shake his head and sighed: "If anyone can let me return to heaven, I am willing to pay any price."
He secretly glanced at Tang Xiaobao.
Tang Xiaobao said anxiously: "I can't do it now, but I can do it in the future."
The fat man's eyes lit up: "You won't lie to me?"
"I'm definitely not lying to you, but you can't forget your promise. When the time comes, I will help you treat your illness and you will give me the elixir." Tang Xiaobao chuckled.
The fat man raised his head and said, "It's just the elixir. When the time comes, I'll ask Mr. Taibai for a few elixirs. Can he still refuse to give them to me?"
Tang Xiaobao said excitedly: "Can you pay some interest now? For example, you can give me some magic weapons."
The fat man glared: "You think the magic weapon is just a cabbage on the street? Humph, I can't always count on you and come back to you in the future!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the fat man ascended to the sky out of thin air.
Tang Xiaobao was dumbfounded.
Holy shit, this is the rhythm of ascending to heaven!
Gods are gods, this is such a pomp!
The fat man took off very gracefully and truly flew in the sky. Tang Xiaobao's eyes were full of stars, and he was filled with envy and jealousy.
But the next moment, the fat man fell down from a distance.
"Damn, is it too heavy?"
Tang Xiaobao blurted out.
Just hear a bang.
As the saying goes, the higher you fly, the more painful your fall will be. Fatty's fall was like the earth shaking, like thunder exploding out of thin air. Tang Xiaobao felt pain for him.
But soon, the fat man soared again, and then, then, he flew not far before falling down again.
Then the thunder continued, the sound gradually became smaller, and the fat man disappeared without a trace.
Tang Xiaobao withdrew his gaze.
The night was still as quiet as ever.
The wind is still cool and pleasant.
Tang Xiaobao was about to teleport when he suddenly noticed a glint of crystal light among the pile of dog shit on the ground, which was very bright and dazzling.
When I took a closer look, I was immediately filled with joy and anger.
Fortunately, the shining thing is a ring, and it is not a common thing at first glance.
What makes me angry is, damn, whose dog urinates everywhere... (To be continued)