Chapter 373: Marshal Tianpeng is actually afraid of heights (1 more)
Tang Xiaobao was driving the car, and the fat man was sitting in the passenger seat. He was so fat that the front of his car was filled up.
"Hey, move back a little, I can't see the rearview mirror."
Tang Xiaobao complained.
The fat man leaned back, almost as if he hadn't leaned back.
"You really need to lose weight."
"No less."
"Don't you think life is inconvenient?"
"What's the inconvenience?"
"Are you picking up girls?"
"I belong to my heart, so I won't be moved by these ordinary people."
"You mean Chang'e?"
"As long as you understand."
"Blow, keep blowing, who were those two girls last time?"
The fat man's expression changed: "Hey, brother, this matter must be kept secret."
"What are you afraid of? Chang'e won't come down, and she can't see you from above. Otherwise, she would have taken you to the sky." Tang Xiaobao smiled strangely: "I actually understand it very well. You have been in the world for countless years, man.
, there is always a need, but I am very curious, if you are so fat, girls must not be discouraged by you?"
The fat man's face turned red and he said angrily: "I don't sleep with them, how could I crush them to death?"
"Ah?" Tang Xiaobao groaned: "It turns out you have a special hobby!"
The fat man remained silent.
After a while, the fat man said: "Sooner or later, you will go to heaven. You must not tell Chang'e then. My love for her has never changed."
"Stop, stop, stop, don't disgust me. If it's so disgusting, you'd better stop saying it." Tang Xiaobao quickly stopped.
The two of them talked and laughed along the way, and soon the car left the city.
From morning to afternoon, the fat man even said to keep going.
From afternoon to evening, the fat man even said to drive forward.
Tang Xiaobao became angry: "Damn it, this is outside the realm of Yanjing. Where on earth is this auction held?"
The fat man said: "Just drive it."
Tang Xiaobao was helpless.
Keep driving.
Fortunately, he has innate energy, plenty of physical strength, and good spirits.
It stayed open all night.
We drove all day again.
Unable to bear it any longer, Tang Xiaobao found a roadside hotel to stay.
There is a restaurant downstairs. Tang Xiaobao said to the fat man: "Let's go down and eat."
The fat man shook his head: "I won't go."
"Don't eat again?" Tang Xiaobao said with shame: "From yesterday morning to now, you haven't eaten a single meal. You are really a god."
"I don't have any problem even if I don't eat for a year or ten years." Fatty said, "Other people's food is too unpalatable, and I don't want to suffer."
Tang Xiaobao was speechless.
There is nothing wrong with this.
But only Fatty Zhu can say that.
If it comes from other people's mouths, it's a joke.
Tang Xiaobao went to order a few dishes. After dinner, he went back to the room and complained: "This dish is indeed too unpalatable, and it's weird. Since I tasted your cooking, I can't eat anything like before."
It smells good, it seems I will have to live with you from now on."
The fat man was frightened and waved his hands repeatedly saying no.
If you live with him, the fat man will have to become a professional nanny. There is no need to discuss this matter.
The dignified Marshal Tianpeng was reduced to a mortal cook. If this thing spreads to heaven, he will be infamy for hundreds of millions of years!
"I'm just kidding." Tang Xiaobao jumped on the bed and smiled evilly: "You want me to live with a fat man. I'm sorry, I'm not interested."
After sleeping until dawn, Tang Xiaobao continued driving.
After driving for more than two hours, the car drove into the mountains. Driving on the rugged mountain road, the car bumped violently.
"How far is it?" Tang Xiaobao asked.
The fat man said: "Soon."
It was indeed faster, because the road ahead was becoming increasingly difficult and full of potholes, as if no car had passed it for years, and after walking dozens of kilometers, there was no road at all.
At the end of the road is a steep mountain.
There were many cars parked here. Tang Xiaobao was very glad that he chose a Land Rover, otherwise the journey would not have been so smooth.
"Are we here?" Tang Xiaobao jumped out of the car and breathed a sigh of relief.
The fat man moved out of the car with difficulty, looked at the mountains in front of him, and said, "It's still early, but I know a shortcut."
Tang Xiaobao almost didn't scold his mother.
It’s been working for a long time, is it still early?
"Why didn't you say you were here? Why didn't you take a plane?" Tang Xiaobao gritted his teeth.
"I'm afraid of heights," the fat man said aggrievedly.
puff!
Tang Xiaobao couldn't help but laugh, which made his stomach hurt.
"Damn it, can't you fly? Are you actually afraid of heights?"
If you tell me this, you will laugh to death. You are a god, a god who can fly, but you are afraid of heights. Who would believe it?
"I'm really afraid of heights." Fatty said depressedly: "I have no magical power and no sense of security."
Well, Tang Xiaobao doesn't want to discuss this matter anymore.
"Let's go!"
After walking a few steps, Tang Xiaobao turned around and saw that Fatty Zhu hadn't moved. He was startled: "What's wrong with you?"
"I can fly, how long will it take you to go?" Fatty Zhu sighed.
Hey, is it great to be able to fly? You can look down on Mr. Tang? Mr. Tang has teleportation skills. Come on, it's a donkey or a horse, pull it out and run around!
"Come on, you can fly? Xingxingxing, I know you can fly, so if you fly in front, I guarantee that I can keep up!" Tang Xiaobao waved his hand, full of confidence.
Fatty Zhu didn't believe it: "Can you keep up?"
"You'll know after you try it." Tang Xiaobao smiled mysteriously.
Fatty Zhu said: "Okay, then I'll take the first step."
As soon as he finished speaking, the fat man actually took off and walked through the air, like a bird, flying towards the mountain.
The fat man's speed is not fast, and his posture is not elegant. The main reason is that his figure is too fat and does not match the gracefulness no matter how you look at it.
Tang Xiaobao didn't rush to catch up, he just stared at the fat man in the sky and started counting silently.
Ten seconds later, the fat man fell sharply from the sky like a kite with its string broken.
The earth shook and the mountains shook, and the branches of several pine trees were all broken. Only a loud noise was heard, and the fat man was hidden in the forest.
Tang Xiaobao grinned and laughed.
This flying is really ugly!
Tang Ye’s teleportation is still useful.
Teleport!
Tang Xiaobao used all his strength and appeared a hundred meters away in an instant.
With the emergence and improvement of innate energy, the distance he can teleport every time is at least twice as far as before. In the past, he could teleport up to fifty meters away at a time, but now he can reach a hundred meters.
Teleport, teleport, teleport.
After teleporting three times, Tang Xiaobao got into the pine forest.
The fat man had just climbed up from a pit and shook the dirt off his body. He looked at Tang Xiaobao as if nothing had happened, as if he had seen a ghost: "Damn, you can really keep up?"
"Go on." Tang Xiaobao chuckled.
The fat man glanced at Tang Xiaobao suspiciously, said oh, and flew up again.
Tang Xiaobao still didn't move. He didn't know where to teleport. He had to look in the right direction.
Ten seconds later, the fat man fell from mid-air again.
The earth shook and the mountains shook with great force...(To be continued)