As soon as Tang Xiaobao returned to school, his morale was high and his energy was even better.
The reason is simple. He is full of confidence in this monthly exam.
Thinking that he would be slapped in the face soon... Oh, and more importantly, the bet of 50,000 yuan, he had no reason to be unhappy!
As he expected, the forum continued to be popular and he was still one of the most watched figures in the school.
But another piece of news surprised everyone.
"Old Tang, something big has happened."
As soon as Xiang Wang saw Tang Xiaobao, he came over with excitement on his face.
Tang Xiaobao asked: "What's the matter?"
"What's the matter?" Xiang Wang's expression was exaggerated: "You really don't know?"
"Damn, didn't I just go back to school?"
"Ma Lian Gou was investigated by the police."
"oh."
"Vice-Principal Zhang was also taken away. Now both of them have been fired. It is said that they have financial problems and lifestyle problems." Xiang Wangxing said irritably.
"oh!"
Tang Xiaobao opened the book.
Xiang Wang closed the book for him and said depressedly: "Damn, did you listen to me? Gou Jun and Zhang Guang were both fired. Do you know that?"
"Didn't you say that?" Tang Xiaobao showed little interest.
He knew this news last week. Even before the incident happened, he learned it from the old principal. Since he had known it for a long time, there was nothing to be surprised about.
But Xiang Wang felt very depressed.
It's like a reporter finally caught a breaking news and was about to enthusiastically publish it to the media. Only when he turned around did he realize that everyone in the world knew the content of the news.
fail!
What a failure!
"Did you already know that?"
Xiang Wang asked doubtfully.
Tang Xiaobao said calmly: "Behind economic problems, there are often life problems. Isn't it strange? People like them will get in sooner or later. It's just a matter of time. I have already expected it."
Xiang Wang said with emotion: "I finally know how you were able to pick up Luo Ya. What the Internet said is right, vision determines the pattern, and pattern determines the girlfriend!"
puff!
Tang Xiaobao rolled his eyes at Xiang Wang and turned his head to the side.
Luo Ya happened to come over, holding a few notes in her hand, and asked Tang Xiaobao: "The monthly exam will be in two days. I see you are in a good mood. Can you still laugh?"
"Soldiers will come to block you, and water will come and the soil will flood you. There is nothing to worry about." Tang Xiaobao smiled and said, "Don't worry, I have already prepared."
"These are my notes, see if you can use them." Luo Ya was speechless and handed the things in her hand to Tang Xiaobao.
That's a stack of notes.
Tang Xiaobao was moved in his heart and laughed: "Since you support me so much, it seems that I can't be defeated!"
"I don't understand why you want to bet with others." Luo Ya turned around and left.
Tang Xiaobao shouted from behind: "Isn't this for you!"
Luo Ya shuddered and saw all her classmates looking at her strangely. She wished she could take off her shoes and slap Tang Xiaobao's mouth.
You are in need of a slap!
…
Tang Xiaobao didn't care, he had already opened his notes and started studying.
Well, the words are just like the person, so beautiful!
Oh, the content is also very detailed, and all knowledge points are marked.
It seems that the title of female top student is not earned for nothing. You get what you pay for.
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The incident between Gou Jun and Principal Zhang also caused a sensation in the school.
The students rushed to pay their respects, and the crowd was so excited that they only missed the celebration by beating gongs, dancing lions and singing operas.
But this incident was quickly forgotten.
Everyone is looking forward to the monthly exam on Wednesday.
Many people are looking forward to seeing what Tang Xiaobao will look like when he fails. This guy is so unpopular...
No one thinks highly of him.
In the blink of an eye, Wednesday is here.
Chinese language test in the morning.
Tang Xiaobao felt a little uneasy and a little excited. When he got the test paper, he breathed a sigh of relief, and then laughed silently.
These days, he has not been idle. Even though he has the magical memory of photographic memory, he still assiduously read through the textbooks for the three years of high school twice, and also read all the test papers that he had taken before.
Read it once and remember it completely. This is Tang Xiaobao's ability.
…
Hey, write the first paragraph of Mulan's poem silently?
Tang Xiaobao giggled, this is too simple.
He thought silently in his mind.
"Chirp, chirp, chirp, Mulan flies a plane, what kind of plane is she flying? Boeing 747... Chirp, chirp, chirp, Mulan has a low IQ, what is her IQ, zero point zero zero seven..."
Tang Xiaobao was sweating on his forehead.
Depend on!
Something didn't seem right. For the first time, he felt that he couldn't read more jokes on the Internet if he had nothing to do. No, if he hadn't responded in time, it would have been a disaster!
It took Tang Xiaobao only one hour to answer all the questions smoothly, including the composition.
He can guarantee that besides composition, the only item that can be deducted must be handwriting.
To say that his calligraphy is pretty good, if he really wants to deduct points, it would be just nitpicking.
Tang Xiaobao had nothing to do and looked towards Wang, who was immersed in thinking with a troubled look on his face.
Luo Ya in front suddenly turned her head, and the two looked at each other. Tang Xiaobao smiled and nodded at her, while Luo Ya looked confused.
Suddenly, the invigilator in front coughed and said, "Xiang Wang, put your test papers away."
Everyone turned around at the same time, their eyes falling on Tang Xiaobao.
Tang Xiaobao felt aggrieved.
day!
Fatty, you are too confident, you still want me to copy your answer?
Please, you are no better than me.
However, this spirit deserves encouragement.
He is indeed a good buddy!
After the exam was over and he handed in the paper, Xiang Wang said depressedly: "Old Tang, you can't blame me for being unrighteous. I've tried my best. I coughed several times, but you didn't respond. It's not that my brother didn't help you, it's just that there's nothing I can do."
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After finishing speaking, he did not forget to sigh.
Tang Xiaobao patted him on the shoulder and laughed: "Don't worry, you will never be disrespectful. You take care of your brothers so much. I have to think of you too. Next time I let you copy mine. As long as you have the ability to copy, I will
I'll take care of you!"
"Urgent urination!"
The fat man ran away.
Luo Ya also came over and asked: "How is it?"
"No problem." Tang Xiaobao was full of confidence.
He is probably the most confident because of his perfect score. No one has confidence in him, including Luo Ya.
Soon, the fat man ran back. His face was quite ugly, flushed red, and he stared at Tang Xiaobao angrily.
Tang Xiaobao was a little curious: "Hey, I didn't offend you, did I? What's wrong with you?"
"I bumped into Liu Qiang just now, and that bastard scolded me, huh!" Xiang Wang said angrily.
"Then scold him back!" Tang Xiaobao laughed.
Xiang Wang was furious: "But I can't scold him!"
"What did he scold you for?"
Tang Xiaobao was a little curious.
"He said I was as fat as a pig!"
After saying that, Xiang Wang himself blushed.
Tang Xiaobao suddenly realized, thought for a moment, patted Xiang Wang's shoulder and said: "Brother, it seems you haven't got my true biography yet! I tell you, these words are too vicious. Kill this kind of person directly.
Must be killed!"
"I'm already fat enough, how can you scold me?" Xiang Wang said aggrievedly, this obesity is his deepest pain!
Tang Xiaobao chuckled strangely: "That's what you ask him."
He paused, his expression became fierce, and said: "I'm fat, I'm proud, and I consume cloth for the country! It's none of your business!"
Poof!
Luo Ya on the side couldn't help but laugh.
When the goddess smiles, the country and the city will be captivated...
It's too exaggerated, but it's pretty good-looking anyway, and it successfully attracted everyone's attention.
Only Xiang Wang stood there dumbfounded.
"Old Tang, why do I feel like you are teasing me?"
"It seems that although you are fat, you are not stupid." Tang Xiaobao looked serious, and then added: "Next time you meet this kind of person, just push him down, ride on him, and then slap him hard without saying a word.
Ravage him!"
Xiang Wang was speechless: "Why do you feel so obscene!"