Then, the monkey head suddenly laughed, pointed at Tang Xiaobao and said: "You dare to call the Jade Emperor a Jade Emperor? There are gods who can handle the case. Aren't you afraid that he will hear it?"
Tang Xiaobao looked at the sky carefully, then curled his lips and said: "I'm just a mortal, I have the ability, he came down to arrest me, I scolded him, etc. If I could go to heaven, I would have to go find him and make him a high official.
Let’s do it.”
"Okay, okay, okay, it's really good. You're too good for my taste, Jade Emperor, Jade Emperor, Jade Emperor." The monkey pointed his head in the sky and cursed: "You are so shady.
Me, you lied to me to catch monsters, and I have been unable to go back for so many years. When I get to the sky, I have to poke a hole in the sky for you, huh, let you know how powerful my old grandson is."
Tang Xiaobao was ashamed.
This hericium has suffered so much, but it hasn't made any progress at all.
He actually sympathized with the monkey head.
"Since you like it, you have to help me go to heaven in the future. When the time comes, I will help you get an official position from the Jade Emperor. If he doesn't give you a high official position, I will help you beat him up. I will make it impossible for him to sit in that position." Monkey
The head laughed.
Tang Xiaobao was a little excited.
Look at this trend, this Hericium really thinks of me as a brother. From now on, with this brother Hericium, the world is so big, oh, bah, in the sky and on the earth, who dares to say half a word, I am only called Hericium.
Take out the prison stick and swing it a few times. Who dares to disobey?
Suddenly, Tang Xiaobao became happy: "Okay, then I will help you from now on, and we will be brothers from now on."
"Okay, okay, you haven't told me yet, why are you here? Are you really not here for those monsters?"
"What monster?"
"I can't talk about this, just tell me, what are you doing here?"
"Oh, my name is Tang Xiaobao, you must have heard of it, right?"
"Never heard of it," said the monkey head.
Tang Xiaobao was stunned: "Aren't you the leader of the Holy Knights of the Holy Religion? You don't know me?"
"What bullshit Holy Cult? They want me to be the leader. I'm just doing it for fun. I rarely go to that Holy Cult. You're not a member of the Holy Cult, are you?" The monkey head was a little dismissive.
Tang Xiaobao sighed.
This is why the Great Sage Qitian has such courage.
That is the holy religion, and it is worthless to him.
That's right, he is a god, and he is the most famous fighting saint Buddha in heaven.
"Okay, then let me tell you who I am."
Tang Xiaobao thought for a while and recounted his experience of meeting the Saint Princess Alice. Of course, there were some adaptations.
After hearing this, the monkey head was stunned: "Do you know that pig head?"
"You mean Marshal Tianpeng, right?" Tang Xiaobao asked.
"Yes, yes, you also know that he is Tianpeng?"
"Of course I know. We are brothers too. I called him here this time."
"What? The pig's head is here. Okay, it's really good. The food here is so bad that I'm almost out of sight. I have to go find him. Let's go."
As soon as the monkey head finished speaking, the man jumped up and disappeared after a few ups and downs.
Tang Xiaobao was stunned.
Now I'm leaving, I still have more questions to ask.
He suddenly remembered how Fatty Zhu was afraid of the monkey head, and couldn't help but laugh. He was also a little curious in his heart, wondering what it would be like when the two senior brothers met.
Tang Xiaobao did not leave immediately.
Tired of chasing him just now, he simply lay down in the desert and took a sunbath.
He began to have random thoughts in his mind.
The world is so big, and to meet the Holy Saint here, Tang Xiaobao felt that this was destiny destined by God.
Now that he had the Great Sage as his back-up, he suddenly felt confident.
It seems that Sun Dasheng is also a transcendent existence in the Holy Religion. According to his character, he is lawless.
I guess after I go back and take this monkey head around, no one will dare to challenge it anymore, right?
As for how to save Alice, Tang Xiaobao was no longer as clueless as before.
As long as this monkey is here, everything will be easy to handle.
But how to start?
Tang Xiaobao had no clue.
It was very confusing to communicate with the monkey head for such a long time. The monkey head's thinking was also jumping around, sometimes going east and sometimes west, which confused Tang Xiaobao.
He now began to sort out the previous conversation.
Suddenly, Tang Xiaobao jumped up from the ground.
The monkey head said, are there monsters here?
Where are the monsters?
Tang Xiaobao recalled the scene when he saw the monkey head just now, and he had a guess in his heart.
Maybe there really are demons and ghosts here, and Sun Dasheng was deceived into guarding here, so he couldn't return to heaven.
That must be the case.
So where will these monsters be kept?
Underground?
Tang Xiaobao had this bold speculation, but he couldn't confirm it.
The desert is so vast that you can't see the edge at a glance. It's impossible to find where it is.
He doesn't know how to drill through sand.
I searched for a long time and found nothing.
Tang Xiaobao saw that the sun was about to set, so he headed back home.
Back at the hotel, several security guards were still cold to him.
Instead, a waitress came forward and said to Tang Xiaobao: "Mr. Tang, Mr. Zhu asked me to take you to dinner."
Tang Xiaobao said oh and followed the waitress to the restaurant.
As soon as he entered the door, he saw Monkeyhead sitting on a chair with his feet on the dining table. He was very majestic and shouted: "Junior brother, can you move more quickly? I'm starving to death."
Fatty Zhu was complaining in the kitchen.
Behind the monkey head, there were two rows of people from the Holy Religion, all of whom were members of the Holy Knights. Everyone was still dressed in weird clothes and seemed to be very respectful to the monkey head.
When these people saw Tang Xiaobao, their expressions suddenly turned bad.
But the next moment, the monkey head suddenly said hello to Tang Xiaobao: "Come on, boy, come here, dinner is almost ready. I said, fat man, can you hurry up? Our brothers are all back. You are hungry too, right?"
After saying that, the monkey head said to the people behind him: "Why don't you quickly move a chair for my brother?"
sweat……
A group of people were dumbfounded.
brother?
When did Tang Xiaobao and the group leader become brothers?
They immediately wanted to cry.
With this kind of relationship, how could they dare to be disrespectful to Tang Xiaobao?
After a moment of hesitation, the monkey got angry, jumped up, and kicked the nearest person away.
"Holy shit, it's so difficult to move a chair. If you don't give face to my brother, you won't give me face. You want to die, right?"
The monkey head scolded the general.
The few panicked, without thinking about anything, they scrambled to move the chairs for Tang Xiaobao, shouting enthusiastically.
"Mr. Tang, please sit down."
The monkey sat down again and smiled at Tang Xiaobao: "Come on, why are you still standing there? Didn't you say that someone is causing trouble for you? Tell me who they are. Even if it's the old man Pope, I'll help you beat him up."
sweat……
A group of people were sweating coldly.
But no one dared to speak.
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Sorry, Laoyu didn’t update yesterday, I will update it today. (To be continued)