Chapter 1043: He is seventeen years old, but Ding Ding is just that big...
After Shu Yunwen finished speaking, Conan was slightly stunned at first, and then his serious expression suddenly collapsed, and he almost died of anger——
Watching the excitement? Watching your uncle’s excitement!
I don’t know how to say anything properly. How can I die if you don’t tease me?!
Wait! Speaking of which, although he hasn't paid much attention recently, he feels that there seems to be nothing wrong with Xiaolan...
Could it be that Shu Yunwen was playing a prank to scare him again?
For this kind of thing, Shu Yunwen has countless criminal records...
Thinking of this, Conan couldn't help but glance sideways at Shu Yunwen beside him, reached out and slapped Shu Yunwen's hand away, with a suspicious look on his face, and couldn't help asking: "...Is what you said is true? You're not lying to me.
Bar?"
"Nonsense, of course it's true. Why did I lie to you?" Shu Yunwen pouted, while Conan held his chin and said with narrowed eyes:
"...That's strange. I don't think there's anything wrong with Xiaolan during this period. Everything is the same as before. We even went out together the night before yesterday..."
Conan reacted mid-sentence and coughed twice to cover up his embarrassment. Shu Yunwen said "Huh", looked at Conan with a playful expression, stretched out his finger and poked Conan's head:
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's a 'bath'? Another bath? Conan, you are really... tsk tsk tsk tsk!~ Speaking of which, good brother, be loyal. When you are discovered by Xiaolan, please inform me.
, I will help you record that historic moment, and it will not be in vain for you to walk through this world..."
Damn! What do you mean by cheating?
What does it mean to "live your life in this world in vain"? Are you sure that I am dead?
Speaking of which, it seems that he is really dead...
Thinking about this, Conan couldn't help but feel a little melancholy. Then he turned to look at Shu Yunwen, who had a joking expression on his face. He avoided Shu Yunwen's fingers and said harshly:
"...All in all, Xiaolan's recent reaction does not suggest that she is doubting me! If she had doubted me, she would have asked me directly, so why did she keep putting off asking?"
"Uh..." Shu Yunwen was stunned by Conan's question, then looked at Conan, blinked and said, "...Maybe Xiaolan wants to wait until the next time you take a bath with her before asking.
After you admit it, will I just push you into the bathtub and drown you?"
Conan's eyelids twitched as he listened to Shu Yunwen's words, and then he looked at Shu Yunwen with a black line on his forehead——
Damn it! What the hell are you talking about, you scammer?
Why on earth would you be pressed into the bathtub and drowned!
Shu Yunwen chatted happily with Conan for a few more words, and then suddenly felt a little urgent to urinate. He got up and walked deep into the woods, and then untied his belt. At this time, Conan walked up to Shu Yunwen and asked.
Lifted the waistband.
Shu Yunwen glanced at Conan, and then suddenly thought of a somewhat erotic question, and couldn't help but ask in a low voice: "Conan, do you feel comfortable taking a bath with Xiaolan?"
When Conan heard this, he turned to look at Shu Yunwen, and then said with a little pride: "Want to know? Hehehe, yes, after all, not everyone can take a bath with the person they like like me!~This
It’s a feeling that people who haven’t tried it won’t know!~”
As Conan spoke, his expression was so disgusting that Shu Yunwen's face turned dark and he stared at Conan——
Damn it? Is this kid mocking us?
Do you really know that I can slap you in the face just by turning around?
Shu Yunwen resisted the urge to look at Conan, and glanced at Conan who was putting the water in the water. His eyes suddenly turned, and then he asked in a normal tone: "Hey, Conan. By the way, you are seventeen years old this year, right?"
?”
Conan was stunned when he heard this, looked at Shu Yunwen with some confusion, nodded and said: "Yes! Why do you ask this?"
"Nothing! Nothing!~" Shu Yunwen shook his head, then stared at Conan's little penis that was being put into the water, shook his head with disdain and said, "...I didn't expect that you are seventeen years old, and you are so young.
The son is big...tsk tsk tsk tsk..."
As Shu Yunwen spoke, he shook his head twice deliberately, then picked up his pants and turned around to leave, leaving Conan confused.
A few seconds later, Conan's roar came:
"Shu Yunwen, stop! What the hell do you mean? I only became like this after I became smaller! It's not what you think, you bastard!!"
On the outskirts of the woods, Genta, Ayumi, and Mitsuhiko who were collecting firewood heard Conan's roar and looked into the depths of the woods with strange expressions. Then they saw Shu Yunwen running out and couldn't help but ask curiously.
: "Brother Yunwen, what happened to Conan?"
"Conan, he was criticized for his 'shortcomings', and now he has low self-esteem!~" Shu Yunwen rambled casually, then waved his hand and said:
"By the way, you can continue to collect firewood here. I'll go back first. Don't run around, do you understand?"
After Shu Yunwen finished speaking, he ran away without waiting for the little devils to reply——
By the way, Conan must be very angry right now. If he doesn't leave now, why don't he stay and wait for him to fight for us?
Returning to the camp happily all the way, Tsukamoto Sumi, Loli Ai, and Dr. Ali all turned their heads and looked over. Then Tsukamoto Sumi asked strangely: "...Yunwen-kun, why are you back now? Also,
, it seemed like Conan was yelling just now, right?"
"Uh... it's enough to have little gangsters to collect firewood!~" Shu Yunwen replied casually, then walked up to Shumei and asked with a smile, "...are you going to have curry for dinner?"
"Yeah, that's right. Curry and barbecue." Sumei smiled slightly.
"The little fat guy Yuanta is going to be happy..." Shu Yunwen muttered. After hearing what Shu Yunwen said, Tsukamoto Sumi chopped a long carrot into two sections with a "duang" movement of the kitchen knife in his hand, and turned to ask Shu Yunwen
Said: "...Yunwenjun, don't you like to eat?"
Shu Yunwen looked at the carrot broken into two sections on the chopping board, the corner of his mouth twitched twice, and then quickly said: "How is that possible! Of course I like it! The dishes Shumeijiang makes are very delicious, I like them very much..."
"Really?" Shumei smiled sweetly and continued to dice the carrots, "... As long as Yunwen-jun likes it."
Shu Yunwen and Tsukamoto Sumi were chatting as if no one else was around. A certain little loli's eyelids twitched twice, and then she suddenly said:
"...Exorcist, doctor, he forgot to bring the prepared juice. While it's still early, can you and the doctor go buy a can?"
"Going to buy juice? That's no problem..." Shu Yunwen nodded in agreement, then said goodbye to Shumei and the others, and left with the doctor.
Loli'ai looked at Shu Yunwen's back and continued to process the ingredients in front of her——
It is said that as long as the exorcist and Sumei are together, they will show off their affection and abuse the cat.
In order to protect herself, she had to temporarily send away the spirit killer...
