Chapter 1069: Xiaolan, why dont you give me another beating to try your hand?
On the ground, Kudo Shinichi, who was melancholy and pretending to be dead, heard Shu Yunwen's words. The corner of his mouth twitched twice, and then turned to look at Shu Yunwen, with grievance and anger in his eyes——
Damn it! It feels good? It feels good to your sister! It feels so good!
Would you feel good if you were beaten?
I'm not a douchebag!
Also, can you, you scammer, stop rubbing salt into our wounds? Hundan~!~
Kudo Shinichi roared in his heart, and then made a "ouch" sound. Just as he was about to speak, Xiaolan heard voices next to him, such as "let me go" and "I want to show him some color."
Shu Yunwen and Kudo turned their heads to look at "Super Saiyan". Then Shu Yunwen looked at Kudo with a speechless expression and said:
"I said Kudo, what are you doing? Xiaolan was so angry just now, why didn't you take off your mask and identify yourself again? Look at how you were beaten... Also, now you want Xiaolan to
If you don't get angry anymore, you can only make her believe that you are the real Kudo Shinichi..."
"Well, I'll help you take off the mask, and you can explain it to Xiaolan right away!~"
Shu Yunwen said, reaching out to grab Kudo Shinichi's mask.
Kudo was stunned for a moment. After thinking of the "honorable face" under his mask, he quickly yelled "no" and stretched out his hand to stop it.
It's a pity that his movements were still a step too slow after all. When he raised his hand, Shu Yunwen had already pulled off his mask, revealing his strange panda eyes painted by Yuanzi, and then the surrounding area froze instantly.
A few seconds later, Kudo Shinichi let out an "ah woo" and then covered his face with both hands. Shu Yunwen burst out laughing and slapped the floor hard with one hand:
"Kudo, what's wrong with your face? Why are both eyes blackened?"
By the way, you dress up like this and plan to confess your love to Xiaolan? Are you a joke invited by the monkey?
Shu Yunwen laughed so hard that tears almost came out. Kudo Shinichi roared angrily: "How dare you say that! You guy said you wanted to help me, but you left the matter to Sonoko, and Sonoko did it to me.
This look...I didn't want to come out originally, but Yuanzi pushed me..."
"Huh? Did Sonoko give you the black circles under your eyes?" Shu Yunwen reached out and pulled away Kudo Shinichi's hand that was covering his face, and then burst out laughing again, "Why did you offend Sonoko?
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By the way, how much hatred and resentment does Yuanzi have to deal with the washing machine in such a miserable way?
Wait! Could it be that, in fact, Yuanzi has always liked the washing machine, but did not dare to reveal it because of Xiaolan. Today, the washing machine wanted to confess to Xiaolan, but Yuanzi finally couldn't suppress the jealousy in his heart, so he took the opportunity to cause trouble?
Shu Yunwen's imagination was so wide open that he instantly imagined a bloody plot from the eight o'clock show. Hattori Heiji also walked up to Shu Yunwen at this time and said urgently: "Hey, hey, hey! Yunwen, are you still stunned?"
What are you doing here? Look at Xiaolan, she seems to want to hit someone, hurry up and take this guy pretending to be Kudo away and hide him!"
"...Really, this guy came out of nowhere and pretended to be Kudo, making Xiao Lansheng so angry..."
After Hattori Heiji finished speaking, Shu Yunwen and Kudo Shinichi all had black lines on their foreheads——
Damn it! You still have the nerve to say that?
The person who first pretended to be Kudo Shinichi and made Xiaolan furious was obviously you!
You lighted the firecrackers, injured others, and finally put the blame on others... Do you still want to light Bilian?
Shu Yunwen complained silently in his heart, then coughed slightly, looked at Hattori Heiji and said: "What... Hattori-san, this guy is really Kudo..."
"What? You said he is really Kudo? Are you kidding me?" Hattori Heiji looked unbelieving, then looked down at Kudo Shinichi who was lying on the ground, and suddenly frowned——
Wait! If you look closely, this guy’s face looks familiar. It seems like he really is Kudo! But...
Hattori Heiji looked at Kudo Shinichi's "handsome face" and asked his question speechlessly: "Are you really Kudo? What's wrong with your brain? Why do you paint your eyes black and dress up as a black man?"
Clothed Knight?"
"Well..." Kudo Shinichi heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched twice, with a sad look on his face, "I refuse to answer this question."
Hattori Heiji looked at Shu Yunwen again, and Shu Yunwen said "hmm" twice, then pointed at Xiaolan and said: "What about that, let's make it clear to Xiaolan first..."
"Uh..." Hattori Heiji glanced at Xiaolan, who was still glowing with fire, and nodded with a dry smile, "That's right."
While Hattori was talking, Shu Yunwen had already dragged Kudo's arm and helped him up. At the same time, he looked at Xiaolan and asked with feigned surprise: "Xiaolan, why did you suddenly hit someone! This guy is really Kudo,
If you don’t believe it, see for yourself…”
Xiaolan struggled to break away from Tsukamoto Sumi and Kazuha, looked at Kudo Shinichi with dark circles under his eyes, and said loudly: "How can this guy be Shinichi? Yunwen, you are also helping him cheat..."
Before Xiaolan finished speaking, her heart suddenly trembled. She looked carefully at Kudo Shinichi, whose eyes were swollen and dark, and an inexplicable feeling came to her heart. The whole person suddenly became quiet, and a pair of beautiful big eyes blinked.
He rubbed it twice, then rubbed it hard again, covering his mouth in surprise: "You, are you really Shinichi?"
Kudo Shinichi nodded immediately, while Shu Yunwen said beside him: "Of course he is Kudo! Are you worried that it is fake? Well, let me help you prove it!"
Shu Yunwen groaned as he spoke, then reached out and pinched one of Kudo Shinichi's cheeks, pulled hard, and said seriously: "Look, this is a real face, so he is definitely not someone else pretending to be someone else! If you are still worried,
…”
Shu Yunwen reached out to Kudo Shinichi's head again and grabbed Kudo's hair: "... let's try pulling out a handful of his hair? Or, you beat him again and try the feel?"
After Shu Yunwen finished speaking, the eyelids of the people around him twitched. Kudo Shinichi turned to look at Shu Yunwen, with a pair of swollen eyes filled with grievance and anger——
This cheating exorcist, I’ll fuck you!
If you want to prove it, is there no other way? Why do you have to pull my face?
Also, what's the point of pulling out hair? What's the point of giving me another beating to try it out? Are you trying to play with me on purpose?!
Kudo Shinichi roared in his heart. Xiaolan had already rushed in front of Kudo, looked up and down carefully, and then said "Ah" again: "It's really you, Shinichi. But, but..."
Xiaolan turned her head and glanced at Loli Ai, who was disguised as Conan, and blinked slightly——
She had always suspected that Conan and Shinichi were the same person, but now Shinichi appeared in front of her alive. Although Shinichi looked strange, this familiar and reassuring feeling was definitely unmistakable
of!
Could it be that she was really wrong in her suspicion?
Speaking of which, if her suspicion is wrong, then the person who came to the office after the Memory Egg case is also the real Shinichi?
That is to say...
"Uh..." Xiaolan smiled awkwardly, crossing her hands in front of her belly, looking embarrassed:
"...I'm so sorry, Shinichi. I seem to have accidentally hit you again..."