Chapter 1200 Damn exorcist, when we come out of the toilet, we will beat the crap out of you!~
In the coffee shop, inside the men's room.
Amidst a burst of "clattering" sounds, Conan and Hattori Heiji breathed a sigh of relief and were silent for a few seconds. Conan started the conversation first:
"Hey, Hattori, why do I feel that it's a bit strange that we suddenly have diarrhea together - do you usually have diarrhea?"
"How is that possible? My intestines and stomach are very good. I have never had diarrhea since I was a child. Even if I eat and drink a lot, it will be fine." Hattori Heiji answered with a sigh of relief, and then asked, "...what about you?"
"Me too." Conan's answer was brief, and then he continued, "Since it's not a physical problem, it should be something wrong with what we just ate - both of us suddenly had diarrhea after eating, and we
The only things I've eaten are hamburgers and Coke..."
"That's right." Hattori Heiji responded and took over the conversation, "... When we were walking to the bathroom just now, I took a look at what other customers ordered along the way. Some customers also ordered like us.
Burgers and Coke. If there was something wrong with the food in the store, those customers who ordered the same food as us before us must have had diarrhea, but they didn't, which means..."
"...There is nothing wrong with what they eat, only the two of us have problems! And the difference between the two of us and other guests is..."
"...The Cokes we drank were all stolen from Shu Yunwen!" Conan gritted his teeth, recalling the Cokes he had just drank, and looked at the bathroom door with a melancholy expression, "... Speaking of which, I drank Cokes before.
Sometimes, I always feel that there is a faint strange smell in it. I originally thought that it was the unique fragrance of the stolen Coca-Cola, but now that I think about it..."
MMP! That cheater Shu Yunwen, did he put drugs in the Coke to prevent us from stealing his food?
Your uncle’s super cheater Shu Yunwen! Aren’t we just eating in the same cafe as you and robbing you of two cups of Coke? You can’t afford to cheat us like this!
How much hatred and resentment is this? The soul is weak~!~
Conan and Hattori Heiji gradually figured out the truth, and each of them was so angry that they wanted to vomit blood. Hattori Heiji gritted his teeth bitterly:
"Damn evil spirit killer! Just wait for me! See if I don't beat the shit out of you when I get out!~"
"Yeah! We must beat the shit out of him!" Conan nodded in agreement, and then the two of them fell silent again. A few seconds later, Conan asked again, "... Hattori, how long are you going to squat for?"
"I don't know." Hattori's voice was mixed in with the "clattering" sound, which seemed very interesting:
"...I think I can squat until tomorrow morning..."
Conan said "hmm": "What a coincidence, me too..."
…
At nine thirty in the evening, inside the coffee shop.
In the seats where Shu Yunwen and others were sitting, Tsukamoto Sumi drank the last sip of juice in the cup. After saying "ah", he wiped his mouth with a tissue and said with a smile: "Well, I've eaten. Speaking of which, here
The desserts taste really good!~”
"It tastes good, let's come here more often in the future!~" Shu Yunwen nodded, then glanced at Loli Ai who was still eating and drinking, "...Haiyuan, why did you eat so much today?"
By the way, at least one-third of the things we ordered were eaten by Haiyuan, a little loli who claimed to lose weight, right?
Are you sure you can lose weight by eating this way?
Why do we think that if you eat like this for five or six years, when you are twelve years old, you will become a fat twelve-year-old loli weighing 180 pounds?
This is very damaging to the image!~
Shu Yunwen complained in his heart, while Loli Ai raised her head, stuffed another piece of dessert into her mouth, glared at Shu Yunwen and said directly: "I want you to take care of it!"
"Well……"
Well, you can eat it, it’s up to you!
Shu Yunwen was too lazy to pay attention to this scheming, arrogant and venomous little loli, turned his head and glanced at the bathroom passage, casually changed the subject and said: "Speaking of which, Conan, Hattori and the others have been in there for almost half an hour, right?
Why haven't you come out yet?"
These two guys won't die in there, right?
Tsukamoto Sumi listened to Shu Yunwen's words and said a little worriedly: "That's right, nothing will happen to them, right? Yunwen-kun, why don't you go to the bathroom and take a look?"
"Uh... let me go take a look?"
Shu Yunwen was stunned when he heard this and pointed at his nose, a little speechless——
Let me go! Those two guys are having diarrhea in the bathroom, what should I see? This is disgusting, okay?
This is not a game. I can still pick up some equipment after they die...
Shu Yunwen muttered in his heart, turned around and glanced at Chengshi floating next to him, his eyes lit up, and he directly ordered: "Chengshi, go to the bathroom and take a look!~"
In the air, when Cheng Shi heard Shu Yunwen's words, the corners of his mouth twitched twice, and there was a black line on his forehead——
Damn it! What a fucking teddy!
What kind of scammer did he meet? He didn't have much serious work all day long, and he did a lot of irregular work. Now it's getting more and more excessive, and he actually asked him to peek at two men having diarrhea...
Do we seem to be such heavy-mouthed ghosts?
"...MMP! Don't go!"
"Hey! If you don't go, who will? You can't let Miss Mingmei go, right?"
Shu Yunwen was muttering, and in the passage leading to the bathroom not far away, Conan and Hattori Heiji came out - both of them were pale, holding their stomachs with one hand, holding on to the wall with the other, and their movements were trembling.
Weiwei.
When Shu Yunwen saw the appearance of the two of them, he couldn't help but be slightly startled——
By the way, how come these two people are still holding on to the wall after pulling the strings?
Holding on to the wall to enter and exit, isn't this the highest level of eating at a buffet? But they went to the bathroom...
Shu Yunwen complained in his heart, then picked up the small plate Conan put on the table, pointed to the cakes and desserts filled with cakes on the plate, and said to them both with a smile:
"Conan, Hattori, are you okay? I've packed the food for you, hurry up and eat it!~"
After Shu Yunwen finished speaking, Conan and Hattori Heiji's mouths twitched while holding on to the wall, and they almost lost their temper and cried——
Damn it? Shu Yunwen, you are a scammer, are you done?
We just drank two cups of Coca-Cola from you, and we almost had anal prolapse, and now you actually let us eat the cakes and desserts you gave us...
Damn it! Do you think we would eat something that looks suspicious at first sight? Are you underestimating our detective’s IQ?
Conan and Hattori Heiji both felt that their IQs had been insulted and were about to open their mouths to retort. Suddenly, their stomachs began to growl again.
The two detectives felt the changes in their bodies. After looking at each other, they silently turned around and walked to the toilet again——
Shu Yunwen, you cheater, wait for us!
When we come out of the toilet again, we will beat the crap out of you!
