Wizards in the world of detectives Chapter 1343 If you keep shouting like this, my Shumei sauce will beat you into a pile of sauce in minutes, do you believe it?!
Chapter 1343 If you keep shouting like this, my Shumei sauce will beat you into a pile of sauce in minutes, do you believe it?!
Shu Yunwen was confused, and Hosaka Hideaki said "uh", and then laughed dryly and let out a frosty laugh:
"Sorry! Sorry! I accidentally called out my previous name just now... I forgot. Yunwen, you have lost your memory now. You may not like to be called that by me..."
Damn it! It’s not necessarily that you don’t like Haofa?
By the way, although "chan" in Japanese is a term used to express intimacy between good friends, most of the people who call it this way are women, and men basically don't call it this way——
Because this is too girly, and it always sounds like GayGay...
Shu Yunwen complained, the corner of his mouth twitched twice, and couldn't help but ask: "...Hosaka, did you call me Yunwen before?"
"Of course!" Hideaki Hosaka nodded, "Although we only met when we were freshmen in high school, we hit it off and quickly became good friends. And then, when there is no one else around, I call you 'Yunwen-chan'
, you also call me 'Yingzhang-chan'..."
Hideaki-chan... Akira-chan...chan...chan-chan...
After listening to Hideaki Hosaka's words, Shu Yunwen seemed to hear a response in his ears. He looked up at the sky with a speechless expression, feeling a little collapsed——
What is the relationship between MMP!’s predecessor and Hideaki Hosaka?
Doesn't he feel disgusted when two grown men come and go?
Shu Yunwen was speechless, and Hosaka Hideaki floated to Shu Yunwen again and asked: "Then what... how about we restore the previous title in the future?"
"Ha...that's not necessary, thank you!~" Shu Yunwen said ugly refusal——
By the way, who the hell wants to "befriend" you?
Do you know that my Shumeijiang family has never called us "Yunwenjiang"!
If you dare to yell like that, and let my Sumijiang know about it, he will really beat you into a pulp in a matter of minutes, do you believe it?
Shu Yunwen looked unhappy, while Hideaki Hosaka sighed in disappointment, and then said: "...Yunwen, you have changed."
"flutter!"
God said "Yunwen, you have changed", and I said "Gouzi, you have changed"!
Can you please stop disgusting me?!
"Hosaka, shut up!"
After such an incident that made people tremble with goosebumps, Shu Yunwen had no intention of lingering here. He directly asked for the worm amber, and then lamented to Loli who was admiring the moon in front of the window: "Haiyuan, don't be in a daze.
It’s time to go home!~”
"Okay, I understand." Loli walked slowly to Shu Yunwen's side, yawned again, and then suddenly raised her head and smiled jokingly, "...Yunwen-chan!"
Damn it! How dare you, a lolita, mock me, Lord Yunwen? Do you want to go to heaven?
If you dare to be so naughty again, believe it or not, I will let your sister spank you?!
Shu Yunwen glared at Loli Ai, but he could do nothing about this sinister Loli. Then Hideaki Hosaka floated to Shu Yunwen again and gestured: "By the way, Yunwen, can you stop by on your way home later?"
Can you help me buy some pen and paper tools for drawing? I haven’t drawn anything for two years and I can’t wait!”
"Okay, okay! I know, I will buy it for you!" Shu Yunwen waved his hand suspiciously, and after watching Hosaka move away, he suddenly became suspicious of his decision——
By the way, was his decision to take in Hideaki Hosaka really right?
Why does he feel like he has admitted a scammer into the door...
…
Early ten o'clock in the evening, Cupido Town.
In the parking lot in front of a large supermarket, a taxi stopped. Then the taxi driver turned to Shu Yunwen and said, "Sir, this supermarket is the largest nearby. There should be painting tools in it."
"Okay, I understand." In the back seat of the car, Shu Yunwen nodded, then turned to Haiyuan and asked, "Huiyuan, I'm going shopping, do you want to come with me?"
"Sorry, I don't want to go." Loli'ai refused directly.
Shu Yunwen nodded clearly, and then said to the driver: "Mr. Driver, please wait here for a moment. I will be back soon."
"Okay, sir." The driver responded. After watching Shu Yunwen walk into the supermarket, he heard the constant noise outside. He turned to look at Loli Ai and said with a smile: "By the way, kid. I heard from my colleague.
, there is an outdoor scene of a variety show at the south gate of this supermarket, and it seems that the original member of the Earth Lady Team, Kaoru Kusano, was invited, do you want to go and see it? "
"Sorry, I'm not interested in those." Loli'ai shook her head indifferently, then gently rolled up the car window and looked out the window——
Speaking of which, she remembered that the Vodka guy was a crazy idol fan who liked all kinds of messy girl idols, and Kaoru Kusano seemed to be one of them...
If Vodka knew Kaoru Kusano was here, he would definitely come over, right?
Loli was thinking deeply and suddenly smiled to herself: "...Really, what am I thinking? How could he appear here? How could there be such a coincidence?"
Loli was thinking wildly, her little head lying on the window, like a well-behaved cat, watching the passers-by on the road, with a smile on her face from time to time, as if she had thought of something happy.
About ten minutes later, the back door of the taxi suddenly opened with a "click".
Loli'ai turned around and looked, and saw Shu Yunwen carrying a big bag and a small bag sitting in the car. After putting down the things, he wiped his forehead: "Huh... I'm so exhausted! The driver is driving!"
The driver responded, started the car, and drove forward. Loli Ai looked at Shu Yunwen in surprise and said, "Didn't you go buy painting tools? Why did you buy so many things? Yunwen-chan~"
I'm going to choke you! You loli can't stop complaining about me, right?
Shu Yunwen glared at Loli Ai unhappily, then suddenly squinted his eyes and smiled: "Look at what you said, isn't it all because of you that I bought so many things?"
As Shu Yunwen spoke, he opened a black plastic bag next to him and took out a pair of slippers with the Masked Superman pattern printed on it. He chuckled and said, "These are the latest Masked Superman printed slippers that Conan wore today. I bought them specially for you."
Yes! How is it? Are you happy? Are you excited?"
Loli'ai looked at the slippers Shu Yunwen took out, the corners of her mouth twitched twice, and she was a little confused——
Happy? Excited? I am so happy and so excited!
By the way, after she complained about Conan today, she had a vague premonition. Unexpectedly...
This ominous premonition actually came true!
Loli Ai looked at this pair of stupid slippers and didn't know what to say. Shu Yunwen said with a smile: "Huh? Judging from your expression, you seem to dislike it? How about wearing these LASER police shoes?"
Don’t you like it yet? The Mole Stars? The Wild Boar Stars? The Mushroom Stars? The Dark Stars? The Green Stars?..."
As Shu Yunwen spoke, he took out slippers from the bag. At the same time, Miyano Akemi also floated to Loli Ai, smiled and gestured:
"Shiho, I really didn't expect that there are printed slippers of all the characters of Masked Superman here. My sister couldn't hold it back and bought them all for Shiho... What do you think? Are you happy?"
"Hmm...high, happy."
Loli Ai looked at her excited cheating sister and was stunned for a long time before giving an answer. Then a small Loli Ai popped up in her mind, slapping herself in the face and muttering.
Author:
"...I'll make you want to speak! I'll make you want to speak! I'll make you want to speak!"