Chapter 1349 Hideaki Hosaka, you are a filthy demon king!
In front of the door, the sound of Coca-Cola sounded for a few seconds before it stopped.
Immediately afterwards, Conan, who was scoffed at, took off his glasses, smashed the Coke can on the carpet with a "Duang" sound, spitting Coke out of his mouth and nose, and roared with a black line on his forehead:
"Haiyuan! What the hell are you doing!"
"Well, I'm sorry." Loli Ai apologized without sincerity, turned around and walked towards the sofa, "The Coke was shaken by someone, it must have been done by someone wearing a full set of Masked Superman printed slippers!"
Someone with a full set of Masked Superman printed slippers...
Then it’s you!
Then you just slapped me in the face just because I complained about you?
You scheming, petty loli, I curse you to never find a blue friend in your life!
Conan drew circles in his heart and cast the most vicious curse on Loli Ai. Next to the coffee table, Shu Yunwen looked down at his milk cup, glanced at Loli Ai who was sitting back on the sofa calmly reading a magazine, and finally looked at
Looking at Conan who was scoffed at, his eyelids twitched——
By the way, his recent habit seems to be to drink a can of Coke after returning home, and this guy Haiyuan just asked him specifically why he didn't drink Coke. Could it be that...
MMP! Isn’t it just a misunderstanding? This little loli takes revenge from morning to night!
In addition, this guy Conan seems to have detected minefields for him...
Well, he is such a good person!
Shu Yunwen quickly figured out the cause and effect. After glaring at Loli Ai speechlessly, he turned to look at Conan and thanked him with a look of relief: "Thank you, Conan!"
Thank me? Why are you thanking me?
Conan was confused, wiped his face, snorted, walked towards the bathroom, and said at the same time: "Yunwen, I'll borrow your bathroom to take a shower, and please bring me a change of clothes."
As Conan spoke, he walked into the bathroom. A few seconds later, he suddenly poked his head out and said, "...Also, I don't want women's clothes!!"
After Conan finished speaking, he closed the door again with a bang, and Shu Yunwen curled his lips——
Really! What does this guy mean when he comes out and says "I don't want women's clothes"?
We look like the kind of people who just hand out women’s clothes to people casually!
Well, you are looking down on me, Yunwen!
Shu Yunwen muttered and asked Chengshi to find two monster suits for Conan and send them to the bathroom.
About ten minutes later, Conan walked out of the bathroom wearing a cute dinosaur suit, with a black line on his forehead and roared at Shu Yunwen: "Shu Yunwen! Why are you so boring! Can't you find one for me?
Normal clothes?!"
"Oops!~ From what you said, isn't this outfit normal?" Shu Yunwen picked at his ears, "Hai Yuan bought this from the comic exhibition. Many little friends like it. Look at how much you look like now.
Cute!~”
Cute? What a cute woolen thing! It’s so cute!
I'm not a kid, you just want to laugh at me, right?
Conan had nothing to say to Shu Yunwen, he was so angry that he was thinking about finding a chance to get back in the future. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door, followed by a voice: "Hello, Mr. Yunwen,
I am Adachi Langping, are you at home now?"
In the room, Shu Yunwen was stunned for a moment, and then realized——
Yes! He asked Adachi Langhei to take Hideaki Hosaka to go shopping this morning, and now he is back.
"Secretary Anda, right? The door is open, come in by yourself."
Shu Yunwen answered casually, and Adachi Langping outside the door responded. Then the door opened with a creak, and Adachi Langping walked in with plastic bags in his left and right hands. When he saw Conan, he was slightly startled, and then bowed slightly and said: "
Lord Yunwen, you asked me to accompany you... Well, I have already bought the things I bought, where can I put them?"
When Adachi saw the "outsider" Conan in the room, he thought of the principle of confidentiality, so he did not mention Hosaka Hideaki.
"Well, you can just put it on the coffee table." Shu Yunwen didn't pay attention to these details and pointed at the coffee table casually, "By the way, you just bought so many things today?"
"How could it be? I bought a whole car, and the back seat of the car was full..." Adalang Ping imagined today's shopping process, and said with a wry smile, "Sir Yunwen, please wait a moment, I will go and get the other things."
move in."
After Adachi finished speaking, he bowed and left. Conan curiously approached the coffee table, opened the plastic bag and asked, "Hey, what did you buy..."
Before Conan finished speaking, he saw the contents of the bag clearly and said "Uh", then turned the contents out one by one——
"The Secret of a High School Girl", "A Two-Day Hot Spring Trip", "The Unethical Desires of a Wife", "The Time Standstill Series - XXXX"...
"Train X", "Artificial Young Master X"...
"Kurai X Photo Album", "Hata X Yui Photo Album", "Kato
"The Indulgence of Masked Superman", "The Secret Room of Gomera and Emera"...
Conan looked at the pile of things he dug out of the bag. Among them were video tapes, games, magazines, photo albums, and indescribable anime books. Each cover had a figure who was so pitiful that he couldn't even wear clothes.
Big sister, Conan’s blood surged when she saw it——
MMP! What kind of things did Shu Yunwen buy?
These things are actually bought in piles. How on earth can you keep up with nutrition?!
Conan was confused and shocked. He looked up at Shu Yunwen, who was looking at the door, and asked in disbelief: "Yunwen, do you often buy these things?"
Shu Yunwen was stunned when he heard the words, and turned around to answer. Then he saw a pile of 18X video tapes, games, magazines, photo albums, and notebooks placed on the coffee table by Conan. After the corner of his mouth twitched twice, he fell into confusion.
Ten seconds later, Shu Yunwen suddenly roared: "That pervert who draws notebooks! Get out of here!"
Hosaka, fuck you! What the hell did you buy?
18X things are bought by the car. You are not even a book painter, you are simply a dirty demon king!
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"Tell me, among these ideas I gave you, which one do you want to draw?"
At nine o'clock in the evening, in the study room of Shu Yunwen's house.
Shu Yunwen sat next to a pile of 18X things, pointing at the notebook...ah! There were several anime names on the notebook, and asked Hideaki Hosaka for his opinion.
In front of Shu Yunwen, Hideaki Hosaka lowered his head and scratched his head apologetically: "Yunwen, it's not like you don't know that I'm actually not good at drawing hot blood, friendship, and girl comics..."
"Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up and pick one for me!" Shu Yunwen slapped the table with a dark face.
By the way, this guy didn’t even bother buying 18X stuff, but he actually bought a bunch of it; even though he bought a bunch of stuff, he actually let Conan see it!
Can you imagine the way Conan looks at hentai?
And the most important thing is that Conan is still a super spirit and cannot see Hosaka, so Shu Yunwen can only take the blame for Hosaka——
After all, there are only two people living in his house, so he can't say that these things were bought by Loli Ai, right? That little Lolita died with him in seconds with sarin gas!
Shu Yunwen stared at Hideaki Hosaka hatefully. Hosaka was finally defeated by Shu Yunwen's eyes. After hesitating for a moment, he replied: "Then I can choose one at random?"
"Choose quickly!"
"Okay then!" Hosaka nodded, then closed his eyes and fidgeted with his fingers, "I will choose whoever the little rooster clicks, that's it!"
After Hosaka finished speaking, he opened his eyes and looked at the anime he selected with Shu Yunwen: