Chapter 1489 Randy Hawke was crippled by his cheap daddy!~
In the reception room, Shu Yunwen and Randy Hawke were simply polite, while Adachi Langping poured a cup of coffee for Shu Yunwen, and then stood aside with Matsushita Heisaburo, listening quietly.
After the two people were polite for five or six minutes, Randy Hawke smiled and said: "Mr. Yunwen, after coming to Japan this time, I heard rumors about you from my Japanese friends. They said that you are waking up.
In the future, it seems that just like your father, Mr. Keqin, you will awaken your special bloodline and possess very powerful power, right?"
"Uh... you can put it that way!" Shu Yunwen responded, curling his lips slightly -
By the way, our power comes from the inheritance of the ghost wizard deep in the soul, okay? It has nothing to do with the liar father in this body...
"Really?" Randy Hawke's eyes lit up, "So, those rumors about you are all true? You used magic to destroy cliffs, cause earthquakes, and the Fire Cloud Divine Palm and so on...
…”
"flutter……"
Fire Cloud Divine Palm? God’s Fire Cloud Divine Palm!
Did you ask Yuanzi about this rumor?
By the way, can't we ask about some normal things?
Shu Yunwen was complaining with a black line on his forehead, but considering that he was also the most powerful spiritual master in Japan, it was difficult to deny that these things would lower his qualifications. He coughed lightly and then changed the subject: "What...Lan
Mr. Di, you came to me this time, do you need my help with anything?"
"Well, that's right." Randy Hawke was indeed changed by Shu Yunwen, and then he took out a check from his pocket and said, "Mr. Yunwen, I have heard about your appearance from my friends in Japan.
Fee, this is my consultation fee this time. I would like to ask you to help me tell my fortune and see my recent fortunes..."
After Randy Hawke finished speaking, Shu Yunwen said "ha" and looked speechless: "...you mean fortune telling?"
"Yes!" Randy Hawke nodded and looked at Shu Yunwen expectantly, "Your father is the most powerful diviner I have ever seen! You have now awakened your family's bloodline, and your strength seems to be
He is more powerful than your father, so his divination ability should be stronger..."
"...Is there something wrong with what I said?"
Nonsense! Of course there is a problem! And if this problem is serious, where can I go?
We are a ghost wizard, not a divination master. We are acquaintances, and we don’t know how to read faces, okay?
If you ask a professional to tell your fortune for you, are you serious?
Shu Yunwen was a little helpless to complain, and after pondering for a while, he said: "Then what...Mr. Randy, do you have any misunderstanding? What I am good at is removing spirits, not divination?"
"How is that possible? Mr. Keqin is obviously very good at divination. It was just by listening to his words that I changed from an ordinary farmer to the current oil tycoon, worth tens of billions..."
After Randy Hawke finished speaking, Shu Yunwen looked confused and couldn't help but ask: "Wait! You said you became rich because of what my father said?"
"That's right!" Randy Hawke nodded repeatedly, "Have you forgotten? I traveled to Japan ten years ago and met your family while eating in a restaurant. Then your father suddenly and
I talked to him and said, 'There is amazing wealth hidden in the farm,' and asked me to explore it when I go back..."
"Then what?" Shu Yunwen asked.
"...Then I discovered oil on my farm, switched to oil digging, and became an oil tycoon!~"
After Randy Hawke finished speaking, Shu Yunwen let out a "ha" and the corners of his mouth twitched——
Damn it! Your gorgeous transformation from a street farmer to an oil tycoon as mentioned on Heze TV is all because of this cheap dad’s random talk! Do we want to be so metaphysical?
Wait! This is not metaphysics at all!
When his cheap dad said "there is amazing wealth hidden on the farm," he was most likely not referring to oil, but to the cattle, sheep, crops, etc. he raised on the farm.
This old cowboy must have misunderstood what his cheap dad said, and found oil by mistake with a few people!
This shit is lucky... How about we go back and buy a farm in the United States and dig a few shovels to try?
Shu Yunwen was speechless, and Randy Hawke continued: "...After that, I came to Mr. Keqin for divination every year, and Mr. Keqin's calculations were accurate every time! The second year after the oil was dug out on the farm, I
I was worried that someone would covet me because I suddenly became rich, and kidnap me for money and murder. However, Mr. Keqin said that my family has been cowboys for generations, and I have the protection of the God of Cowboys, so I don’t need to worry about this at all. After the divination, I returned to the United States.
I was kidnapped that day, but when they took me away, the car had an accident. All the kidnappers died, and I didn't even get a hair hurt!"
"...So since then, I haven't even hired a bodyguard! Because I believe in what Mr. Keqin said, the God of Cowboys has been protecting me!"
Damn it! God is really protecting you! I think it’s more like just deceiving you!
By the way, in a country like the United States where guns are rampant, you, a tens of billionaire, don't even hire a bodyguard... Are you being fooled by your cheap dad?
Shu Yunwen didn't know what to say, and Randy Hawke started talking about his "adventures" over the years - this old man was just like a cheating player in real life.
Basically, he is kidnapped twice a year, but he escapes smoothly every time. And every time after he escapes, he will talk to reporters in front of the media about "the protection of the God of Cowboys" and "the descendants of cowboys can protect themselves."
Something like that. Now it seems that the media reporters have begun to believe this awesome boast...
After Randy Hawke finished talking about his adventures, he continued to talk about the fortunes Shu Keqin had made for him over the years, and then said quietly: "The last fortune Mr. Keqin made for me was three years ago...
…He said at that time, ‘It seems that a disaster is about to happen’, ‘This is the last prediction he made for me’ and so on. When I heard this, I thought something was going to happen to me. I was worried for more than a year, but
Everything is fine. Just when I was preparing to come to Japan to challenge Mr. Keqin, I heard that Mr. Keqin passed away in a car accident——"
"——At that time, I realized that the 'disaster' that Mr. Keqin said was not coming to me, but to himself. Mr. Keqin should have seen his own fate, so he was there
During this divination, say goodbye to me..."
After Randy Hawke finished speaking, he sighed and shook his head nostalgically, while Shu Yunwen said "uh" with a black line on his forehead——
Have you seen your own destiny? And say goodbye to you? Are you overthinking it?
What is the saying about "disaster coming"? It is obvious that it is a liar's basic routine and easy to defeat?
You don't even take a bodyguard with you when you go out, and you are kidnapped twice a year on average. If you die unfortunately, it will naturally be a "disaster." Later, he can brag to others and say that he has seen through your destiny and predicted you. death to enhance his reputation; if you are lucky enough to survive, he can say that he has cast spells remotely to help you avoid disasters, saved your life, and can also use this to extort money from you...
This group of swindlers in our office, led by Shingo Endo, are playing this trick one by one, and you still believe it?!