Chapter 1506 Hattori Heiji: Heinori, you have to beat me up today, right?
After Mingmei finished speaking, Shu Yunwen was stunned for a moment, then made a "plop" sound, and the miso soup in his mouth almost didn't spurt out from his nose——
Let me choke you! What does "keep it outside without stuffing it in" mean?
Mingmei, we are just teasing the cat when we are bored, can you stop talking so dirty? You know...
I'm still a minor!
Shu Yunwen complained wildly in his heart, coughed violently, and glared at Miyano Akemi speechlessly. Miyano Akemi and Loli Ai did not notice anything wrong at all, and continued to play the game "happily".
About two minutes later, Loli Ai finally couldn't bear it any longer. She flicked the magazine in her hand, her face became bulging, and she stared at her cheating sister: "Sister! If you do this again, I will really be angry!~
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Loli finished speaking sadly, and Miyano Akemi was about to reply when she suddenly heard a knock on the door.
Shu Yunwen and the others were stunned. Miyano Akemi immediately hid her ghost body and put the chicken chops back on the plate. Shu Yunwen looked at Cheng Shi and said, "Cheng Shi, go see who is outside!"
"Okay, Lord Yunwen."
Chengshi responded, flew out the door and took a look, and then the voice came into Shu Yunwen's mind: "Sir Yunwen, the people standing outside are Randy Hawke and his children, Paul and Aini..."
"Randy Hawke's family?" Shu Yunwen was stunned when he heard this and frowned, "What is he doing here?"
Speaking of which, Shu Yunwen really doesn't want to have more contact with this idiot who was deceived by his cheap father - the point is that talking is so tiring!
Shu Yunwen was thinking wildly in his mind. After hesitating for a moment, he said, "Chengshi, go over and open the door and see what this guy is here for..."
"OK."
Chengshi agreed, then flew to the entrance of the villa and opened the door.
Randy Hawke saw the door open and was about to say hello. Suddenly he found that there was no one in front of the entrance. He was stunned for a moment - by the way, there was no one at the door. Who opened the door for them just now?
While Randy Hawke was in a daze, Shu Yunwen also walked away from the dining table and greeted with a smile: "Mr. Randy, Mr. Paul, Miss Aini, please come in. Do you have anything to do with me?"
After Shu Yunwen finished speaking, Randy Hawke and the others immediately walked into the door, bowed slightly and said, "That's it, Master Yunwen. We are here to visit you today specifically to say thank you..."
"Thank you?" Shu Yunwen was stunned when he heard this, with a look of surprise on his face, "Thank you for what?"
Randy Hawke said respectfully: "Master Yunwen, don't you remember? You said yesterday afternoon that there would be a small disaster during my trip to Japan, and you have cast a spell to transfer my disaster to someone else.
On my body...I didn't really believe it before, until the police called me in the afternoon and said that a kidnapper wanted to kidnap me, but in the end, they kidnapped the wrong person, and kidnapped someone who looked a bit like me..."
Listening to Randy Hawke's words, Shu Yunwen let out a "ha" and a black line appeared on his forehead: "What did you say?"
By the way, what kind of disaster and diversion was simply made up by us to fool you, okay? Now this thing actually happened?
Wait! A kidnapper kidnaps someone? The kidnapped person looks a bit like Randy Hawke? Why does this plot feel inexplicably familiar?
Shu Yunwen was thinking wildly, and a certain FBI appeared in his mind. The corners of his mouth twitched twice: "...that person's name is James?"
Randy Hawke was stunned when he heard this, then looked shocked and sighed: "You actually know his name! Did you calculate all this using divination?"
Divination? God is really divination! We were at the crime scene at that time?
Shu Yunwen was a little helpless to complain, and opened his mouth to explain, but when he saw Randy Hawke's reverent look in his eyes——
Come on! Let’s not explain it!
Just that look in his eyes... Even if we explain it, he will never believe it!
Shu Yunwen had no choice but to deal with it. Randy Hawke took Paul and Aini to burn incense for his cheap parents, and then they left together.
As soon as Randy Hawke and the others left, Loli Ai immediately complained faintly on the sofa: "Exorcist, congratulations on getting another stable and big customer. What's the word you use to describe your father - oh!
By the way, you fooled him into lameness!"
MMP! You little loli, if you stop complaining, I will die!
Shu Yunwen glared at a certain scheming little loli, then rolled his eyes in a circle, took a piece of chicken steak to Loli Ai, and took a big bite:
"Hmm! It smells so good!"
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Eight o'clock in the evening, Osaka, Hattori Heiji's house.
In front of the entrance, Hattori Heiji stood outside the door, looking through the cracks in the door to observe the situation inside:
"...The house is completely dark, there is no light at all. Aren't dad and mom at home? That's just right. I quickly went back to the bedroom, grabbed a few changes of clothes, and stayed at a friend's house for a few days to hide.
Let’s talk about hiding from the limelight…”
Hattori Heiji thought about it and opened the door with a "clatter". He didn't even dare to turn on the lights in the corridor. He quietly touched his bedroom. After heaving a sigh of relief, he pressed the switch and suddenly screamed "ah"
, with his back pressed against the wall: "Dad! Mom! Why are you in my room?"
In Hattori's bedroom, Hattori Heizo and Hattori Shizuka were kneeling on the tatami, looking at Hattori Heiji together. After a few seconds, Hattori Heizo took out a katana from behind and said coldly:
"Why are you in your room? If we were staying somewhere else, would you still dare to enter the house? You incompetent traitor, I will pick off your gourd today! Clean up the house!"
Looking at the furious Hattori Heizo who drew his sword, Hattori Heiji immediately understood that this was a "double incident", and quickly waved his hands excitedly and said: "Dad! Dad! Listen to my explanation! This is a misunderstanding... It is a misunderstanding!"
"Damn it! Don't take it seriously! How could I have a son like you! How do you want me to face the distant mountains in the future?!"
Hattori Heizo cursed, and Hattori Heiji almost cried - What dare I do but not do? I've never done it before!
After Hattori Heizou cursed, he raised his hand to draw the sword. Hattori Shizuka quickly raised his hand to stop him and said angrily: "Heizou, are you crazy? Are you really planning to hack Heiji to death?"
As Hattori Shizuka spoke, he snatched the katana from Hattori Heizou's hand. When Hattori Heiji saw this, he was moved in his heart - Sure enough, my mother loves me and is reluctant to hit me! Next, we must do it
Please explain clearly...
Hattori Heiji was thinking wildly when he saw Hattori Jinghua take out a bamboo knife from behind, handed it to Hattori Heizang and said: "Use this, this can't kill him..."
Looking at this scene, Hattori Heiji let out a "pounce" and almost vomited blood——
Mom, do you dare to say that this is not what you have agreed upon?
Such an obvious routine... then you have to beat me up today, right?