Damn it! God cut off his head, wrapped it in flour and fried it... You think this is eating tempura!
It was also steamed, boiled, and fried... As soon as you heard this, you knew it was a lie?
No matter how much of a bastard that cheating exorcist is, he will never eat people!
But speaking of which, that soul-killing master actually used such words to deceive a little loli. He was really shameless...
Conan rolled his eyes wildly in his heart, and was just thinking of saying a few nice words to Shu Yunwen, when he suddenly thought of all the things Shu Yunwen had done before - Damn it! There was something wrong with my brain just now, so I wanted to say something nice to Shu Yunwen, that cheater.
Nice words, right? At this time, we should obviously break up the trouble!
Conan muttered in his heart, then rolled his eyes and followed the words of the snow girl Lolita and said: "Yes, that guy who is the Soul Exterminator is so cruel! He is the most cruel person I have ever seen in my life! But speaking of that
, haven’t you ever thought about running away for your life?”
"Of course I want to! But... that soul killer is too powerful, I can't escape at all!"
Listening to Conan's words, Snow Girl Loli suddenly felt that she had met a confidant: "Every time I run away, he will find me, and then I will be caught back by him... And everyone in his family is hateful, especially the one named Haiyuan.
——She agreed to run away with me, but in the end she told me that she was an undercover agent!"
"Well……"
Undercover?!
I didn't expect, I didn't expect, Haiyuan, a guy like you with thick eyebrows and big eyes, you can actually deceive a child. I really misjudged you!
The corner of Conan's mouth twitched twice, and then he nodded in agreement: "Yes, they are all hateful!"
After Conan finished speaking, the little snow girl nodded one after another, and then looked at Conan expectantly and said: "...I found out, you are really a good person! You are so good, find a way to help me escape from that big touch king.
Is it okay to drop it?”
"Um???"
Listening to the words of the snow girl Lolita, Conan had a black question mark on his forehead——
Damn it! We just chatted for a few words, and you actually gave us a good guy card?
Moreover, you asked us to help you escape?
By the way, not to mention that if we do this, we will definitely be punished by the spirit slayer. If we really help you, what will happen to you after you escape from the spirit slayer's "claws"?
There is no way I can agree to this little girl’s request!
Conan muttered in his heart, rolled his eyes, and then asked: "What... I'm afraid this is not good! But speaking of which, haven't you thought about asking Mr. Police for help?"
"Police officer?"
Listening to Conan's words, the snow girl Lolita was slightly startled, and then she also reacted -
That's right! Why didn't she think of asking the policeman for help?
It was shown in those movies and TV series. After a cute and cute little girl like her was imprisoned by bad guys, the policeman descended from the sky, defeated the bad guys, and rescued the imprisoned people...
"You're right! I can call the police and ask the police to arrest the evil Big Touch King!"
The little snow girl nodded matter-of-factly, and Conan immediately echoed: "That's right! That's right! I have a mobile phone here, why don't you call the police now!"
As Conan spoke, he took out his earring-type mobile phone as if by magic and handed it to the snow girl Loli——
By the way, Shu Yunwen doesn't really want to raise this little girl to eat, so calling the police is definitely useless!
It's just that the police will definitely conduct an investigation when they arrive. It seems good to be able to see Shu Yunwen's embarrassment...
Conan imagined the scene of Shu Yunwen being interrogated by the police. Little Snow Girl said "Ah", took the phone and thanked her: "Thank you! You are such a good person!"
Got it! Another good guy card!
Conan rolled his eyes. Snow Girl Loli had already reached out and pressed "110". At the same time, Cheng Shi's voice also sounded in Shu Yunwen's head: "Master Yunwen, Nami called the police and called the police to arrest you!"
"Hmm???" Listening to Cheng Shi's words, Shu Yunwen had a black question mark on his forehead, "What the hell are you talking about?"
Two minutes later, Shu Yunwen stood in front of Conan and the Snow Girl, staring at Conan with a black line on his forehead: "...Conan, you guy..."
"Duang!"
Conan covered the big bump on his forehead, cursed "MMP" in his heart, and looked confused at the same time——
By the way, when he was talking to Nami Nakamura here, it was impossible for the Soul Exterminator to hear him. Why did this guy come over so quickly?
Could it be that...the Soul Exterminator installed a bug on Nami Nakamura's body?
As Conan was thinking about it, Shu Yunwen turned to look at Snow Girl Lolita. Snow Girl Lolita immediately raised her hand and made an "I'm fierce" gesture: "I'm not afraid of you! I've already called the police.
!”
"Duang!"
Shu Yunwen also punched Snow Girl on the broad head, then put on a fierce expression and said: "You little girl, be more honest next time, otherwise... I will eat you alive.
!”
"Ah? Eat it alive?" Little Snow Girl covered her head with a look of horror on her face - has this evil giant touch king developed a new way of eating?
"That's right! Eat it alive!" Shu Yunwen bared his teeth and said viciously, "Have you ever heard of Sanzhi? If you don't obey me, I'll dip you in some sauce and eat you alive!"
After Shu Yunwen finished speaking, he "Duanged" Conan again, turned around and walked towards his seat angrily, and then asked in his mind: "Ningshi, Mingmei, why didn't you stop the little girl Xue Nu on the phone when she was on the phone?
?”
"This..." Listening to Shu Yunwen's words, Cheng Shi's voice immediately entered Shu Yunwen's mind, "I was thinking that even if I stopped it just now, Nami would still find a chance to call the police in the future. Instead of causing trouble in the future, it is better to do it now.
Let her call the police successfully, so that when the police come, if she knows that calling the police is useless, she will naturally not call the police again in the future——"
"Uh...that's true!"
Listening to Cheng Shi's explanation, Shu Yunwen nodded——
By the way, if the little Snow Girl didn't call the police this time and secretly called the police next time when he was not around, it would really attract the uncle and no one would help explain. It would be really inconvenient. Instead, it would be better to kill this little one now.
Loli's idea of calling the police...
"Ningshi, Mingmei, continue to keep an eye on the two of them and don't let them cause me any more trouble!"
"Okay, Lord Yunwen!"
Cheng Shi and Mingmei responded together and flew back to Conan and the Snow Girl Lolita. Then they saw the Snow Girl Loli blinking cutely, looking at Conan and saying, "Did you see this?"
The evil Big Mo King really wants to eat me! Speaking of which..."
