Chapter 2246 73 Get out of here, Im going to blow your head off!~
Shu Yunwen's eyes were shining, Tsukamoto was beautiful, and Xiaolan also sensed something was wrong. She stood next to Kudo Yukiko and Fei Yingli, and said with a dry smile:
"Both of you, calm down... don't be like this..."
Before Tsukamoto Sumi and Xiaolan finished speaking, Fei Eri and Kudo Yukiko held their four hands with their fingers intertwined and greeted each other happily:
"Yukiko, we haven't seen each other for a long time, right?"
"Yes, it's been ten years! We met before you and Kogoro broke up!"
"Oh! We are still separated! How are you doing recently?"
"It's still the same as before. With a writer like Yuzu, I stay at home all day, and I'm almost sick...what about you?"
"What else can I do? I have to work, and I have to work hard to maintain family ties. It's really tiring to have such a husband..."
"..."
Fei Yingli and Kudo Yukiko's mouths were like machine guns. They kept saying "Bala, bala, bala", while Shu Yunwen next to him looked confused——
Okay! Who can tell us what the hell is going on?
Seeing that the two of them were facing each other, and the fight was about to begin, we just moved a small bench, carried a bottle of beer, and grabbed some melon seeds to watch from the front row. Why did they suddenly become so affectionate again?
Are you two professional face-changers?
Shu Yunwen complained in his heart, Tsukamoto was beautiful, and Xiaolan also said "uh", confused about the situation.
Fei Yingli and Kudo Yukiko ignored the situation around them, and after chatting about some recent developments, Kudo Yukiko smiled and said: "Speaking of which, no one has called me since the school festival in high school."
Princess' now..."
"Haha... Although some people still call me 'Queen' now, it feels completely different from when I was in high school." Fei Yingli's face was stained with a hint of blush, "Thinking about that time, it's really nostalgic - that
At that time, the showdown between Miss Didan, but who could win between the queen and the princess, was noisy for a long time..."
"Yes! Yes!" Yukiko Kudo nodded in agreement, with a smile on her face.
"Well……"
Miss Didan, what kind of ghost activity is this? Why have we never heard of it?
Shu Yunwen turned to look at Tsukamoto Sumi next to him. Tsukamoto Sumi had also looked confused before. At the same time, Xiaolan said "Ah" and then said: "Miss Didan? I remember! I once heard Yuanzi say
However, twenty years ago, Didan High School held a legendary beauty pageant. The two people who faced off in the final showdown were one of them who was not only sweet-looking but also had incredible acting skills. She later became known as
She debuted with a distinctive image and was sought after by media from all over the world. She was known as the 'princess' of Didan High School..."
"...The other one is the talented and beautiful 'Queen' of Teidan High School who passed the entrance exam to the University of Tokyo with her own intelligence just after entering high school, and was recommended to study at Harvard when she was only sixteen years old.
...How can I really think that the two of them are actually...just..."
Xiaolan stared at her mother and future mother-in-law, while Shu Yunwen rolled his eyes wildly in his heart and looked speechless——
Okay! This plot is full of shit...
This is obviously a mystery show, right? Why did it change to a teenage girl show?
Director, did you get the wrong script?
Shu Yunwen was complaining in his heart, while Tsukamoto Sumi next to him asked curiously: "Then...Xiaolan, who of the two won in the end?"
"Well..." Xiaolan thought for a moment, and then replied, "...because they are both very famous, fans from all over the country came to support them. Later, in order to avoid causing large-scale riots, in the end,
It was stopped before the results came out - because of this incident, Didan High School stopped holding beauty pageants..."
"Well, that's it!"
Tsukamoto nodded in understanding, and there were a few more black lines on Shu Yunwen's forehead——
Well, it's a high school beauty pageant, and fans from all over the country come to support it. It really has a strong flavor of a young girl's show...
Shu Yunwen felt that something was stuck in his throat, and he couldn't vomit even if he wanted to. At this moment, Kudo Yukiko suddenly said: "That's not right, Xiaolan! In fact, there was a result in that competition!~"
"Ah? Really? Who won in the end?" Xiaolan heard this and immediately asked curiously.
Fei Yingli smiled and replied: "...At that time, Yukiko and I each got 10,000 votes, which happened to be a tie..."
After Fei Yingli finished speaking, Kudo Yukiko said with some confusion: "Speaking of this matter, it is really strange. In order to determine the winner, a total of 20,01 votes were prepared, but I don't know why there was one less.
Ticket... In order to find that ticket, there was a lot of trouble at that time..."
"Yes, yes! Just because it was a tie, the award ceremony couldn't be held..." Fei Yingli said with a smile.
Listening to Fei Yingli and Kudo Yukiko's words, Shu Yunwen became even more speechless——
Damn it! You sent out a total of 20,01 votes, but one person got 10,000 votes...
Did you have such a high turnout at that time? Did no one abstain from voting?
Under normal circumstances, it would be considered good to get back half of the tickets issued, okay?
Even if this mystery series is changed to a teenage girl series, we still have to pay attention to the basic laws, okay?
In the end, there was only one vote less. Why the hell did you say this is unscientific?!~
Shu Yunwen murmured in his heart, and Fei Yingli said with a smile: "...Speaking of which, if we can find the last vote, Yukiko will definitely win, right?"
After Fei Yingli finished speaking, Kudo Yukiko also said humbly: "How is it possible!~ You know that I will become your defeat..."
"Really, how could you possibly lose? It must be you, Yukiko!"
"It's impossible, Yingli, you will definitely win!"
"..."
The two were complimenting each other, and then Xiaolan asked curiously: "...Mom, Aunt Yukiko, does the voting paper you mentioned still have a golden seal on it?"
"Huh? That's right!" Fei Yingli nodded, and Kudo Yukiko next to her added:
"...That golden seal is actually the school badge of Didan High School! This is a specially made anti-counterfeiting mark!~"
After Kudo Yukiko finished speaking, Xiaolan said "ah" and then smiled: "If it is that piece of paper, I know where it is. It is in the pocket of dad's uniform! I was helping dad sort out his old clothes.
Turned it out - it turned out to be the voting paper for the beauty contest!"
After Xiaolan finished speaking, Shu Yunwen made a "pop" sound and almost spurted blood——
Okay! I endured the beauty pageant. Fans from all over the country supported me. I endured it. 20,001 votes were sent out and each person got 10,000 votes. I also tolerated it. Now the last vote has come out, and it is in Maori.
In the hands of the uncle...
Could this plot be any more bloody?
Damn it! I can’t stand it anymore!
73 Get out of here, I’m going to blow your head off!~