Chapter 2321 What the hell is it that my niece can’t get married and change her feng shui~
The love and marriage industry? What the hell is the love and marriage industry!
You see, I look like a matchmaker, Hunhundan! All of this is not because of that cheating spiritual exterminator of yours...
Listening to Loli Ai's words, Conan felt extremely aggrieved. After snorting, he complained helplessly: "Please, this blind date introduction has nothing to do with me. It's all what that guy from the Soul Exorcist asked me to do..."
"Exorcist? Does he have that much free time?" Loli Ai also complained.
Conan said "uh" when he heard this and said speechlessly: "You ask me, I still want to ask you!"
While Conan and Loli'ai were talking, the math teacher for the first period in the afternoon had already walked onto the stage.
After the monitor said "stand up" and the children said "hello teacher", the math teacher started the class. Loli Ai still stared at the English book on the desk and said softly: "By the way, detective, after school in the afternoon
, come with me to the laboratory and do some research..."
"ha?"
God, please do some research. Do you want to study me again? Hundan~!~
But speaking of which, it was clearly studied not long ago, so why was it arranged again so quickly?
I shouldn't have offended her recently...
A certain little white mouse was puzzled and turned to ask Loli: "Haiyuan, why are you doing research again today? Did you discover anything?"
"That's right." Loli Ai nodded, "I recently studied the article "Related Investigation of Cell Granule Distal Biological Enzymes and Human Growth Antibodies and Aging" published in Nature. I got some inspiration and learned a lot.
A great discovery. Now the second version of the antidote for APTX-4869 has been basically formed, and biological experiments have begun..."
After Loli finished speaking, Conan said "ah" and said in surprise: "Is it the second version of the antidote? How long will the antidote last this time? Can it make me completely recover?"
"I don't know about that. The specific effect depends on the experimental data..." Loli replied sadly, then turned to look at Conan and said, "...the batch of mice I had before were all dead. Originally,
I want to wait until the new mice arrive tomorrow to collect more experimental data on the mice. I will ask you to go to the laboratory on Saturday to cooperate with the research. However, since a blind date between Mr. Xiaolin and Officer Shiratori has been arranged, let's change it to
Let’s do it today—it’s all the same anyway…”
Holy shit, all the white mice are dead!
You are obviously just a little loli, how can you say such bloody words?
Also, if you experimented with me so early, weren’t you afraid that I would blow it up for you?
Listening to Loli'ai's words, Conan had a black line on his forehead. He wanted to curse but didn't have the courage. After a few seconds, he said weakly: "What...a drug that has not undergone sufficient biological experiments.
It is unethical to directly use it in human clinical trials..."
After Conan finished speaking, Loli Ai replied quietly: "Don't worry..."
Huh? Don't worry? Does Haiyuan mean that this medicine is already very safe?
Conan's eyes lit up, and Loli Ai continued: "...I am immoral to begin with..."
After Loli finished speaking, Conan let out a "poof" and almost vomited blood——
Damn you! God is so “immoral”!
How come you have such a clear understanding of yourself? Why haven’t we noticed it before?
It's just...even if you have no morals, you can't use me for human experiments, Hundan~!~
Conan was so depressed that he wanted to die, while Loli Ai suddenly chuckled and said: "...Okay, I looked like I scared you. I was joking with you. Today I just collected some experimental materials..."
"Are you just collecting materials?" Conan stared at Loli Ai for a few seconds. He felt that Loli Ai didn't seem to be lying. He finally breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Please don't scare me in the future..."
He is an amazing collector of materials, he is very familiar with it!
It's nothing more than drawing some blood, plucking some hair, collecting body fluids, getting some dandruff, etc. He can do it himself now.
But Loli Ai keeps scaring us all the time, which is really unbearable!
I think we are just a six-year-old elementary school monk, and you are about to give us a heart attack, okay?
But speaking of which, Haiyuan won't have a sudden whim at night. She must let us test the effect of the antidote...
Conan was still a little scared when he thought about it, and couldn't help but said: "Then what...does it have to be today? If it doesn't work on Saturday, it can also work on Sunday..."
"Not on Sunday." Loli'ai said, suddenly looking up at the sky, with a melancholy expression on her face, "...I'm going to the Comic Expo to take photos on Sunday..."
Looking at Loli Ai's appearance, Conan couldn't help but laugh out loud. Then Loli Ai looked over with murderous eyes. At the same time, the math teacher on the podium said: "Conan
, what did you think of that made you so happy? Come on, come on, stand up for me and answer this question..."
Conan said "Huh", stood up, looked at the "18 2=?" written on the blackboard, laughed dryly, scratched his head and said: "...is equal to 20?"
"Well, the answer is correct, please sit down." The math teacher asked Conan to sit down, and then said, "...Although your math scores are good, you can't cause trouble in class. Do you understand?"
"Uh...I know, I know..."
Conan smiled dryly and nodded. After watching the teacher start teaching again, he sighed——
Damn it! I really don’t want to live a day like this Dogecoin primary school student!
…
Didan High School, inside the classroom of Class B, Grade 2.
As the bell rang, the teacher walked out of the classroom, and a group of students suddenly started to make a fuss like wild dogs having fun.
Shu Yunwen quickly packed his schoolbag, while Yuanzi came over from the side and said with a smile: "Sir Yunwen, there is an intramural competition in the kendo club this afternoon. There is a very handsome freshman in high school. Do you want to join us?
Go and have a look!~”
"Uh... I don't want to go, I don't have that free time." Shu Yunwen didn't even think about it and shook his head——
By the way, whether my junior is handsome or not, what does it have to do with me?
No matter how handsome he is, can he still be as handsome as me (with a serious face)? If I want to see a handsome guy, I can just go home and look in the mirror!~
Besides, I'm just a man who looks at a handsome guy, but I can't look at a pretty schoolgirl!~
Shu Yunwen complained in his heart and continued: "...I went out for a trip now, and there are a lot of things waiting for me to solve in the office. In addition, I also made an appointment with Shumei-chan to have dinner together in the evening - we
A friend introduced me to a ramen shop, which I heard was very good..."
"Ah...Okay!" Yuanzi helplessly grabbed Xiaolan to count, "Then I can only take Xiaolan to feast my eyes..."
After Yuanzi finished speaking, Xiaolan narrowed her eyes and smiled, with a drop of sweat hanging on her face as she said: "What... Yuanzi, actually I don't really want to go..."
"What? Mrs. Kudo, do you still have to abide by women's ethics even if your husband is not around?" Sonoko said a lot of weird things. If she was so good at studying, she would be able to pass the postgraduate entrance examination.
"Ah! What are you talking about!"
Xiaolan wanted to sew Yuanzi's mouth, but Yuanzi said with a smile: "Then come with me to see it! Besides, there's nothing wrong with it... Let's go! Let's go! If you don't go, you won't be able to grab a good seat.
!~”
As Yuanzi spoke, he dragged Xiaolan and ran away without a trace.
"hehe……"
Yuanzi is such a good-for-nothing!
If you drag Xiaolan to see a handsome guy, you won't be afraid that your Kyogoku Kuroko will be messing around abroad!~
Shu Yunwen had a look on his face and complained silently in his heart. He put his schoolbag on his shoulders and walked out of the classroom quickly. He changed his shoes in front of the shoe cabinet and waited.
Not long after, Tsukamoto Sumi ran over in a hurry, smiled slightly before running up to Shu Yunwen, and said: "Sorry, Yunwen-kun, I'm late, the teacher is a little late from get out of class..."
"It's okay, let's go now!~" Shu Yunwen also smiled slightly, "I have to go back to the office to deal with some things first, and then go eat ramen after that... By the way, what did Xiang Yuanxiu and the others say?
Clicked?"
"They made an appointment around six o'clock." Tsukamoto Sumi replied with a smile, "That ramen shop is not far from the office. We can just walk there then..."
"Okay." Shu Yunwen nodded, "By the way, what's the name of that ramen shop?"
"It seems to be called... a ramen shop that's delicious to death."
Tsukamoto Sumi replied, while Shu Yunwen said "uh" and looked speechless——
Damn it! What kind of bullshit name is this?
With such a name in the world of Conan, you may not be trying to kill people in this store!
Shu Yunwen complained, and Tsukamoto Sumi asked again: "By the way, what should I do with Xiao Ai and Nami-chan?"
"Haiyuan doesn't need to worry about her. She said she was going to the laboratory, and I guess she will order takeout. As for Nami-chan..." Shu Yunwen paused, "...just ask Mr. Matsushita to pick it up later..."
"
Shu Yunwen and Tsukamoto Sumi were talking and walked to the school gate.
On the roadside outside the school gate, Adachi Langping was standing next to the car waiting. When he saw Shu Yunwen, he immediately walked up to him, bowed slightly and saluted: "Master Yunwen, Miss Tsukamoto, hello."
"Hello, Secretary Adachi." Tsukamoto Sumi returned the greeting, and Shu Yunwen asked strangely: "Secretary Adachi, why are you here? Didn't Mr. Matsushita say that he would come to pick me up?"
After Shu Yunwen finished speaking, Adachi Langping immediately explained: "It's like this, Mr. Yunwen, there is a customer from the office who came to the office because the previous commission did not solve the problem. Mr. Matsushita was a little worried, so he stayed.
It’s been dealt with…”
Listening to Anda Langping's words, Shu Yunwen said "ah" and asked casually: "Who is responsible for the reception of that guest?"
"It's Master Endo and Master Date..." Adachi replied.
"Uh... Shingo Endo and Date Hang?" Shu Yunwen looked confused and motioned for Adachi to get in the car before saying, "You mean, Shingo Endo hasn't solved this matter yet?"
By the way, I won’t talk about Datehang, he is just a newbie, but Shingo Endo is the top liar at the Soul Exorcist Agency, he is proficient in all kinds of deception techniques, and he is still on the late-night exorcism show and has countless fans.
, is more famous than him, a real spiritual master, and he can deceive people without blinking an eye...
It’s a little difficult to deal with customers who haven’t mastered this yet!
Adachi Langping quickly opened the car door for Shu Yunwen, and then continued: "Yes, that guest insisted that Master Endo and Master Date did not handle the feng shui of their home and solve their family's problems, even if they refunded the money.
…”
When Adachi Langping said this, his voice became much softer, and he lowered his voice and said: "...We also want to use other means to solve the problem, but the customer was introduced by Mr. Nakamura, so..."
"Mr. Nakamura? Nakamura Takushi? Nami-chan's brother?" Shu Yunwen said a name.
"Yes, that's him." Adachi Langping nodded immediately, "...I heard Mr. Nakamura say before that the client is a friend of his parents. He knows that you are very capable, so he introduced the client here.
I didn’t expect it to end up like this... Mr. Nakamura also called the office just now and said he was very sorry..."
"Uh...this is really..."
Listening to Anda Langping's words, Shu Yunwen also had a headache and asked: "... By the way, what exactly is the client's request?"
After Shu Yunwen finished speaking, Adachi Langping immediately replied: "The client suspected that there was a feng shui problem in the family because his niece never got married, so he asked Master Endo and Master Date to change the feng shui..."
As soon as Adachi Langhei finished speaking, Tsukamoto Sumi let out a "chock" and laughed, and Shu Yunwen also let out a "ha", and then a black line appeared on his forehead:
"My niece can't get married? Should I change my feng shui?"
By the way, your niece has never been able to get married. Why don't you know how to look for problems from other aspects? It has something to do with Feng Shui! Should we be so feudal and superstitious?
Also, Shingo Endo is also a mess in the head. As soon as I heard that this matter had nothing to do with changing Feng Shui, he was just messing around blindly. He really deserved to get into trouble!
Shu Yunwen complained in his heart. He felt that his headache was getting worse. He couldn't help but reached out and pinched his temples and said:
"Forget it...Secretary Anda, you get in the car first and drive to the office. Let's talk while we walk!~"
…
At 3:30 in the afternoon, an apartment building in Cupido Town.
In Room 306, Shui Wulian sat in front of the computer, staring at the screen.
The picture on the screen was exactly the "black dot" that made Shui Wulian feel confused.
At this moment, with the help of video decoding tools, the originally unclear image has gradually become clearer.
About half a minute later, Shui Wulian leaned back on the computer chair, looked at the computer screen with a pair of beautiful cat eyes, and murmured softly: "...Oh my god...this is really...really that classmate Shu"
…”
That's right! The image on Shui Wu Lina's computer at this time is exactly the picture of Shu Yunwen sitting on a cloud and looking down.
Mizuna Reina thought that her identity allowed her to have access to enough secret information, but now she was still shocked!
After all, Shu Yunwen, who claims to be the "spiritual master", is actually flying!
This kind of thing that would only happen in myths and legends, now actually appeared before her eyes!