Chapter 590: Are you still being unreasonable? Hundan~!~
Shu Yunwen said "hmm" twice, picked up another piece of ramen noodles with his chopsticks, and sucked it into his mouth with a "chili" sound:
"Yes! Yes! Let's dissect it~"
God, dissect it! These two guys are trying this trick to scare me again!
Conan glared at Shu Yunwen fiercely, and Loli gave a sad look, not to be outdone: "...Come on! If you can, you can dissect me!"
We don’t believe it! How dare you do this!
The black-bellied Loli curled her lips and decided to scare Conan, so she took the knife and put it on Conan's belly.
Conan looked like a staunch revolutionary warrior and glared at Shu Yunwen and the two. He suddenly felt a chill and pain in his lower abdomen. Then Loli Ai put away the scalpel in her hand, looked at it carefully, picked up a white cloth and put it on the knife.
With one wipe, a trail of blood was wiped out.
Conan looked at the blood on the knife and was a little confused - Damn it! Why is there blood?
Loli'ai looked at the knife and white cloth in her hand, was silent for a few seconds, and then said: "...I'm sorry, my hand slipped."
"Slippery hands?" Conan twitched the corners of his mouth twice, and then roared regardless of his image, "Your hands are so slippery! I was almost frightened to death!"
"Well..." Loli'ai looked at the roaring Conan, rolled her eyes, and pointed the knife to Conan's belly, "...don't worry, I will not slip this time, and I guarantee a smooth stroke."
open."
"Uh..." Conan was confused again——
Damn it! When Heze, this cruel lolita, said "hands are slippery", she didn't mean to open them!
Well, she must be scaring me! I absolutely cannot beg for mercy and admit defeat!
A few seconds later, Conan felt the knife sticking to his belly again, and finally couldn't help but roar for help: "Shu Yunwen! Please, can you take care of it! I'm even hurt!"
"Oh~" Shu Yunwen looked at Conan on the experimental table, said "chirp" again, took a breath, turned to Haiyuan and said, "Huiyuan, you need to be more steady when you use the knife, don't let him suffer too much
pain of……"
Damn your sister’s pain! Stop scaring me, okay?
Conan felt the cool feeling on his belly and felt aggrieved to the point of tears: "... Please spare my life! Please let me go!"
A few minutes later, in the lounge outside the laboratory.
Shu Yunwen handed Conan a pair of disposable chopsticks and pointed at the steaming ramen in front of Conan: "Conan, eat ramen! After eating ramen, everything will be over~"
"Don't eat!" Conan had a black line on his forehead——
You guys kidnapped me twice. Is this a problem that can be solved by eating a bowl of ramen?!
"Well, let's drink milk. You donated a lot of blood just now..." Shu Yunwen handed Conan a box of milk.
Conan turned to look at Shu Yunwen, and suddenly wanted to slap this guy to death - were we donating blood just now?! Were you drawing blood because you two were so confused by your bad looks, okay?
"Eating nothing is not good for your health." Loli Ai was eating ramen next to her and expressed concern for Conan, "If you are not in good health, the quality of the materials for the next experiment may be reduced."
"Uh... there's still a next time?!" Conan's expression was very rich - if I meet the two of you alone next time, I will definitely be out of my mind!
Shu Yunwen curled his lips: "Haiyuan, stop scaring him, Conan, eat well~ Why don't you tell me what you want to eat, and I'll order takeout for you!"
"I don't want to eat anything from you two!" Conan still refused.
Seeing this, the sinister Loli suddenly said: "I have a gastric tube for nasogastric feeding, but it can only be operated when the person is unconscious."
"Well..." Shu Yunwen immediately took out Conan's anesthesia watch from his pocket and aimed it at Conan.
Conan's eyelids twitched wildly, and he roared again: "Stop it! I'm going to eat at the head office, right?!"
"Haha! You are so good!" Shu Yunwen put down the anesthesia watch.
Conan took the disposable chopsticks, opened them gently, and ate the ramen. It tasted like chewing gum, and he felt like a seventeen-year-old child——
Damn it! I’ve never seen anything like this! I have no appetite to eat and you insist on forcing me to eat...
Are you still being unreasonable? Hundan~!~
…
Maori Detective Agency.
Xiaolan and Uncle Maori were sitting on the sofa, eating lunch together.
Uncle Maoli put a mouthful of rice into his mouth and took a big sip of beer: "...Is the call just now from classmate Yunwen?"
"That's right, it's classmate Yunwen." Xiaolan nodded, "... I heard from classmate Yunwen that Conan was rehearsing a stage play with Huiyuan at his house and wouldn't come back for lunch..."
"Did you eat at Yunwen's house?" Uncle Maoli took another sip of beer, "...that kid must have found that the lunch at Yunwen's house was very rich, so he left it because he was greedy..."
"Dad, Conan is a child. It's normal for children to be greedy..." Xiaolan thought about it and felt it made sense——
Shu Yunwen is so rich, the lunch prepared at home must be great... Conan must be able to have a good lunch today, right?
Xiaolan was thinking about it when suddenly, there was a knock on the door.
Xiaolan put down her bowls and chopsticks, stood up, walked to the door, opened the door, and saw a person from the post office standing outside: "Hello, there is an email for you here..."
"Well, thank you very much, I really trouble you~" Xiaolan took the email, thanked her, and returned to the room.
Uncle Maoli continued to drink beer: "Xiaolan, whose email is this?"
"Well...it's an email from Hokkaido. It seems to be from Miss Natsue and Mr. Xiaowu." Xiaolan opened the email, "The two of them are living a pastoral life in Sapporo now, and they said they would invite us to visit...
"
"...Ah? There are three tickets for the Big Dipper in here!"
"Are you going to Sapporo?" Uncle Maori was stunned for a moment, then asked, "When?"
"Four days later." Xiaolan smiled slightly, "...Dad, let's go play together in four days! Just treat it like a trip!"
"Okay, okay!" Uncle Maori took another sip of beer.
…
One o'clock noon.
After having a "summer" lunch, Conan said goodbye impatiently, and Shu Yunwen got up to see him off.
The two of them were walking on the street, chatting briefly, and the atmosphere was not very harmonious.
Conan put his hands in his pockets, suddenly looked at Shu Yunwen, and asked again: "Hey, classmate Yunwen, why on earth did you and Huiyuan stun me? This is the second time, right?"
"Hmm..." Shu Yunwen squinted his eyes, "Didn't I say before? It's just for making videos!"
I believe you as a ghost!
Conan rolled his eyes at Shu Yunwen and was about to ask something else. Shu Yunwen had already waved his hand: "Hey! Sorry, sorry! I have other things to do, bye!"
Conan watched Shu Yunwen walk away with a serious expression——
Wouldn't this guy tell the cruel Huiyuan about him and then use him for experiments?