Chapter 634 About Conans correct anatomical posture~
On the experimental table, Conan looked up at the laughing children, and even started to stutter when he spoke:
"...Hey, let me tell you, what do you want to do?"
Genta chuckled and looked at Conan's chest with the patch and wires stuck on it: "... Mitsuhiko, I saw on TV that anatomy means cutting the body open with a knife, right? How about we give it a try now?
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"Uh..." Conan was silent for a few seconds, then immediately struggled and shouted, "Hey, hey, hey! What are you talking about? That's not how dissection is done! People will die!"
Damn it! These three naughty kids are really planning to dissect him!
After listening to Conan's words, Ayumi couldn't help but let out an "ah" sound, feeling a little worried and scared: "...will anatomy really kill people?"
"Nonsense! That's for sure!" Conan complained loudly.
"Conan, you're wrong to say that!" Mitsuhiko waved a scalpel back and forth in his hand, looking knowledgeable. "...As far as I know, the process of dissection is to cut the skin and then observe
The principle of the condition of internal organs and other organs is actually the same as that of surgery!"
"Ah? Is it the same as surgery?" Ayumi asked curiously, "I saw on TV that during surgery, you can also take out the damaged organs and replace them with good ones, so that the person can still be healthy.
Can live..."
Yuantai looked surprised: "That's right! In other words, if we want to dissect Conan, as long as we see his organs and stuff them back, Conan won't die?"
"Yeah! Theoretically, that's the case!" Mitsuhiko nodded seriously.
Conan listened to the conversation of the three naughty children, and his forehead was covered with black lines——
I'll choke you! Theory? Theory? You're a big-headed idiot! You even saw the organs before stuffing them back... I'll be dead by then, okay?!
Conan was complaining in his heart and couldn't help but said loudly: "You three idiots! Things are not as simple as you think! Don't mess around!"
"Conan, you are so cowardly! Don't worry, with the ability of our young detective team, you will definitely be fine!" Ayumi glanced at Conan with disdain.
Damn it! I’m not cowardly, but I don’t want to die a violent death, okay?!
Conan's eyelids twitched for a while, and Genta picked up the scalpel again and gestured at Conan's chest and abdomen: "Let's start now! By the way, we are going to dissect Conan, how do we make a cut? Is it a horizontal cut?
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"I think it's better to cut it vertically." Mitsuhiko thought while holding his chin.
"How about stabbing it in with a knife?" Little Lolita Bumi also suggested.
The three naughty children were arguing endlessly, each holding a tool and gesticulating on Conan's body. Seeing this, Conan finally couldn't hold it anymore and shouted loudly: "Help! Help! Can you please stop messing around!"
Conan's voice was stern, and the three naughty children finally discussed the dissection process: "...How about we cut it horizontally, then cut it vertically, and stab it in with the last knife?"
Conan burst into tears when he heard the results of the discussion between the three naughty children——
Damn it! You just want to kill me, right?
Conan continued to yell "Help". At this moment, Shu Yunwen and Loli Ai walked in together and looked at the three naughty children: "What are you doing?"
"Ah..." The naughty children let go, and hit Conan's stomach with two knives and a pair of scissors. They all scratched their heads and said, "...Sorry, we didn't mean to..."
Conan felt the cold touch on his stomach and finally breathed a sigh of relief - these two guys were here and he was finally saved...
Shu Yunwen and Loli Ai were a little confused about the situation and walked to Conan's side together. Shu Yunwen looked at Conan with a puzzled look on his face: "...I said, what's going on with you? Why are you sweating so much?"
Conan turned and glared at Shu Yunwen: "...It's nothing, they almost cut my stomach open just now..."
"Belly? Cut open?"
Shu Yunwen looked at the pile of murder weapons next to Conan, twitched the corner of his mouth twice, turned to look at the three laughing children, and understood something -
Damn it! These elementary school students who know nothing are the most cruel! Did they almost dissect Conan?
Although he and Loli Ai have been threatening to dissect Conan, they are just joking and have no such plans!
On the contrary, these little devils...
No, when you are with these little devils in the future, you must let Cheng Shi or Mingmei keep an eye on them, otherwise something might happen!
Shu Yunwen made a decision, looked at Yuantai and the others speechlessly, and punched each of them on the head: "You little brats! Do you know what you are doing? Apologize!"
Yuantai and the three of them had big bumps on their heads. They turned to look at Loli Ai aggrievedly and bowed: "Sorry, Haiyuan, we shouldn't touch your things!"
When Shu Yunwen, Conan, and Loli Ai heard this, the corners of their mouths twitched twice——
In other words, these three brats simply missed the point, okay?
The point is not that they messed with Haiyuan's things, but that they almost killed the washing machine...
Shu Yunwen pointed at Conan: "I want to apologize to Conan!"
"Yes! Conan, we know we were wrong." The kids apologized to Conan again.
Shu Yunwen scolded Yuantai and the others, while Conan complained and roared, and Loli Ai also made a rare apology to Conan.
After the joyful farce ended, Shu Yunwen took Yuantai, Ayumi, and Mitsuhiko out of the laboratory and went to the lounge to continue criticizing.
In the laboratory, Loli Ai looked at Conan, pointed at the experimental table, and motioned for Conan to lie down on it again.
Conan looked at the experimental table and twitched the corner of his mouth twice: "Sorry, I have to go to the toilet first."
Did he almost pee in fear just now?
Conan walked towards the toilet, and Loli Ai suddenly said: "Wait a minute, this is for you."
Conan looked at the container that Loli Ai handed to him, and the corner of his mouth twitched again...
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Early eight o'clock in the morning, Maori Detective Agency.
Xiaolan tidied up the room and said to Uncle Maori at the table: "Dad, I'm going to school today to participate in the karate club's training. I'll probably come back in the afternoon. You can eat whatever you want for lunch!"
"Okay, I understand! I made an appointment with someone to play mahjong, and lunch will be taken care of by myself."
Uncle Maoli waved his hand, and Xiaolan curled his lips when he heard this: "...Really, I went to play mahjong again! Then remember to lock the door when you go out, and come back early in the afternoon! We have an appointment with mother in the evening
Come on, let’s have dinner together!”
"Okay, no need to say more." Uncle Maoli looked unhappy, "I keep nagging at a young age, and I look more and more like a certain woman..."
"ha?"
Xiaolan glared at her father and complained: "Yes, yes! However, it is better for me to be like this than to become a guy who only knows how to eat, bet on horses, drink, play mahjong, and play with small steel balls all day long!"
After Xiaolan finished speaking, she said "hum", turned around and walked out of the room.