Chapter 69: About Diao~The Daily Life of the Theater Lady
At noon, inside the classroom.
"Really? Is that uncle over there really that cool face?" Yuanzi put his hands on the table and his face on his arms, listening boredly to Xiaolan talking about Shu Yunwen, "By the way, Xiaolan, I found out
You've been talking about Shu Sang more and more recently! Have you finally decided to abandon Shinichi, the one who left you alone, and accept another man?"
Shu Yunwen, who was lying on the table reading, raised his head and glared at Yuanzi.
Damn it~ Just say something uncle-like again, don’t think you are a woman, I won’t put a curse on you~
Xiaolan's face turned red: "Yuanzi, please don't say these weird things, okay? What does it mean to accept another man? It's just that in the past two days, classmate Shu has been very active and helped the police solve the case of consecutive kidnappings and murders of beautiful girls -
—This matter has nothing to do with that reasoning madman Shinichi, okay?"
Sonoko rolled her eyes: "Doesn't it matter? You just said that Mr. Shu's reasoning skills are very powerful, and he seems to be even more powerful than Shinichi. If you compare Mr. Shu with Shinichi, you must be interested in him.
!”
Yuanzi started talking nonsense, and then finally made a summary: "Hey, Xiaolan, why are you attracted to people who are very good at reasoning? Your taste is really weird..."
Xiaolan glared at Yuanzi: "Yuanzi, if you talk to me like this again, I will ignore you!"
"Okay! Okay!" Yuanzi curled his lips, stood up and yawned, looked at the empty classroom, and walked to Shu Yunwen, "Shu Sang, didn't you go out on a date with Sister Shumei at noon today?"
Shu Yunwen rolled his eyes at Yuanzi: "Sumei is busy with next week's test these days, so she spends noon reviewing in the classroom."
"Jiang Zi~" Yuanzi came over to her like a mother-in-law, "So are you bored enough to read in the classroom at noon? You can obviously go to the playground to play football like Huize, Nakamichi and the others!"
"I'm not very interested in those." Shu Yunwen continued to read the book.
"Huh? What book are you reading?" Yuanzi suddenly reached out and snatched the book from Shu Yunwen's hand. When he looked at the cover, he couldn't help but have a few black lines hanging on his head, "Ah? "Introduction to Sign Language"?
Is Shu Sang learning this to take precautions before they happen?"
Shu Yunwen's face suddenly turned dark——
Damn! Can you, a young girl, speak? What does nip in the bud mean? It seems that I will be deaf or mute in the future. Do your family members know that you have such a bad mouth?
Shu Yunwen finally couldn't bear it anymore: "Suzuki-san, if you say that to me, aren't you afraid of being cursed?"
"A curse?" Yuanzi snorted disdainfully, "How can there be any curses in this modern scientific age? They are all lies."
"Huh?" Shu Yunwen's expression was a little strange——
Does Yuanzi still have such consciousness?
Before Shu Yunwen could feel surprised, Yuanzi turned to look at Xiaolan again: "...If your husband Shinichi was here, he would definitely say this, right, Xiaolan?"
"Ah?" Xiaolan was stunned.
Shu Yunwen covered his face speechlessly.
Well, Sonoko is such a funny guy!
Too lazy to continue chatting with Yuanzi, Shu Yunwen took the "Introduction to Sign Language" from Yuanzi's hand, chanted the witchcraft spell in his mouth, and walked out of the classroom. When he walked to the door of the classroom, he happened to finish reciting the witchcraft spell, and it happened smoothly.
A [ghost witchcraft and bad luck carry-on] was thrown on Yuanzi.
Xiaolan watched Shu Yunwen walk out of the classroom and said helplessly: "Yuanzi, you've gone too far~ Shu Sang seems a little angry."
Yuanzi snorted, swung his arms in a semicircle in the air, and put his hands on his hips: "You actually got angry like this? How ungentlemanly!"
"Uh..." Xiaolan smiled dryly and looked at Yuanzi.
Yuanzi turned his head, looked at Xiaolan and asked: "By the way, Xiaolan, did you hear any strange sounds just now?"
Xiaolan chuckled: "Yuanzi, if the strange sound you mentioned is a 'stab'..." Xiaolan pointed at Yuanzi's clothes: "Your clothes seem to be torn..."
Sonoko twisted her neck and raised her arms, and then she saw that her sleeves were ripped and her armpits were visible. The most important thing is...
There are still two hairs!
"Ah, hey, hey, hey!" Yuanzi was shocked, and then ran out, "Xiaolan, let me change my clothes!"
Xiaolan quickly reminded: "Yuanzi, don't be so anxious, slow down, be careful not to..."
There was a "bang" sound, and when Sonoko ran to the classroom door, he fell to the ground.
"……fall……"
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Inside the campus, Shu Yunwen found a quiet corner and continued to read the "Introduction to Sign Language Tutorial"——
He looked at the gadget, of course, not to nip any bullshit in the bud, but to make communication easier in the future.
That's right, it's just to make it easier to communicate with Chengshi in the future.
In his previous life, Shu Yunwen had never raised ghosts, so naturally he had not been exposed to this type of content.
Now that I have raised a transvestite, Chengshi, I have discovered how important it is to learn sign language. If nothing else, at least Chengshi doesn’t have to hold a pen in horror when she wants to say something to him in the future.
To write and draw on paper, you only need to make gestures.
Shu Yunwen is learning sign language, mainly to learn to read; Cheng Shi is also learning sign language, mainly to learn to use it. Relatively speaking, it is easier for Shu Yunwen.
While reading, Shu Yunwen would gesture to the side from time to time - this was not because his brain was twitching, but because Chengshi was also there. He was just practicing.
Before I knew it, the lunch break had passed.
After returning to the classroom, the students who ran to the activity room, playground, club, back hill, grove, small flower bush, etc. also came back.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Shu Yunwen turned his head and looked at the positions of Yuanzi and Xiaolan.
Looking at Sonoko with a bleak look on his face, Shu Yunwen chuckled: "Suzuki-san, if you apologize to me now, the curse on you will be lifted!"
"Uh..." Xiaolan and Yuanzi both looked at Shu Yunwen with horror on their faces.
Then, Xiaolan immediately stood up and bowed: "Shu Sang, if Yuanzi is rude in any way, please forgive her!"
Yuanzi was actually a little scared, but he continued to speak harshly: "Damn it! Why do I need his forgiveness? Also, there is no curse in this world! This guy is just a liar, a liar!"
Shu Yunwen shrugged, then turned and returned to his seat.
Not long after, the class bell rang, and the teacher just said a few words. When he was turning the pen in the garden, he accidentally dropped the pen to the ground. When he bent down to pick up the pen, he accidentally sat on the ground.
"Hahahahaha..."
There was laughter in the classroom, and the teacher asked with concern: "Classmate Yuanzi, are you okay?"
"No, it's okay." Yuanzi forced a smile and sat down again. Then, with a confused expression for a long time, he tore off a piece of paper, wrote something in a "swipe" manner, and threw it towards Shu Yunwen's seat.
Shu Yunwen saw a paper bullet appearing on the table, opened it and looked at it:
Uncle face, I know I was wrong, please undo the curse for me!
Shu Yunwen smiled slightly, tore off a piece of paper and wrote: Replace "uncle face" with "Sir Yunwen" and add the word "please", and your curse will be lifted!
The paper bullet was thrown to Yuanzi, who lay on the table in frustration and wrote "shushuashuashuashua". Not long after, another paper bullet was thrown over.
Shu Yunwen glanced at the content on the paper bullet, smiled slightly, chanted a witchcraft spell in his mouth, and removed the [bad luck carry-on] from Yuanzi, then wrote "ok" and threw it to Yuanzi.
Oops~ This feeling of occasionally flirting with classmates seems to be quite good~~
Well, it’s so cool~!
ps: Okay~ This is a very daily chapter...
The next case prompt is "The Disappearing Corpse".
However, original supernatural plot will be added, so stay tuned.
Of course, before that...there is a little easter egg...